2.Ron and Hermione's ship is like the Good Ship Lollipop, you know from Shirley Temple?? Harry and Hermione ship is like the Titanic, people said that it was unsinkable, right?? But look what happened on its first voyage!!!!
3.I'd agree with you...If you were right.
4.Hermione doesn't like Fleur. Ron doesn't like Viktor. Coincedence??
5.This is your brain-R/Hr. This is your brain on drugs-H/Hr. Any questions?
6.I hope you're not a H/Hr shipper...I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
7.Harry/Hermione...Let's see, according to my almanac, thats the 5th sign of the Apocolypse, you know, right after Snape hands out candy treats, Gilderoy Lockhart does something right, a Hogwarts school year goes completely uneventful, and Lord Voledemort takes over the world.
8.Ron got jealous because Hermione went to the Ball with Victor Krum...Ron snapped the arm off of his Krum action figure...Ron got apolegetic at the mention of Hermione going to spend the summer with Victor Krum...Geesh, seems like hes a tad protective over Hermione...hmmm...wonder why??
9.Luna Lovegood has a better sense of truth than you do.
10.Lets make a deal, you tell me that Harry and Hermione are possible and I'll tell you the exact number of ants on the earth...Yes, I know that's impossible, thats my point!!
11.Help, 911!!! A patient has escaped from the mental hospital!! How do I know?? she's claiming that Harry and Hermione will end up together...--Thank you for getting here so fast!!
12.So many H/Hr shippers, so little comets...*sigh*
13.What you don't see with your eyes, don't invent with your mouth.
14.I respcet your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
15.Lets look at this logically, there are 4 main availible characters (Harry, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny.) If Harry and Hermione get together, we have something very illeagal left. Even in the wizarding world.
16.Go to e-bay and buy yourself a clue!
17.You can't spell Hermione without Ron. See, H-E-R-M-I-O-N-E. Do you see H-A-R-R-Y anywhere in there?? No, I didn't think so.
18.Hermione loves Ron. Ron loves Hermione. Harry loves Quidditch. Can't you seee that?
19.Don't worry, Neville has gone to get McGonagall so the nice men in white coats are going to be here soon.
