Welcome To Thursday Night EXPLOSION!

(The scene opens up to a bloody dressing room floor and Kid Evil laying face down in a pool of his own his crimson. With Kid Evil's torn up street clothes barley clinging to his body, the medics & security guards storm the locker room too late for whatever just happened. Kid Evil has been severely beaten and as the medics frantically call for an ambulance, the shot explodes into a sold out Egg Dome. As the fireworks red glare burst in air, the screen splits and we see a very angry Matsui Lee waving a New Family T-Shirt. It seems the shirt was found in the locker room, and Matsui wants answers. The WeWA's theme music finishes and with all the whoop la settled down, the show is taken over by Host Eric Bytchoff and Co-Host Radically Rancid Ryan Ross. Tonight, Eric as always is dressed in his worn blue jeans, white T-shirt, and black leather jacket. To his right, Ryan Ross is sporting his ceasars hair cut, Killer Loop glasses, and orange windpants. Ryan's tee say's "Kid Evil's #1 fan" and with the words "ACTION", the host takes over.)

Bytchoff: Hello everyone and welcome Tokyo and the home of Japan ALL Pro Wrestling! I'm your Host Eric Bytchoff and this is my Co-Host Radically Rancid Ryan Ross and....

Ryan: Excuse me Eric but I have to go see if Kid Evil's ok!

(Take hold of the Kid Evil T-shirt, Eric yanks Ryan back into his seat.)

Bytchoff: Number one, you are not incharge here Rancid and number two, you will man your post and continue with the show! You are not Kid Evil's wife, relative, or mother, so perhaps you should put that headset back on before I kill you!

Ryan: Yeah, OK! Whatever! Well since you decided to be the adult slave driver for the evening, perhaps I should just do my job. Ok, boss! Here we GO!

Bytchoff: Wise ass.

Ryan: Opening up this show we have a match will determine who our number one contender will be for the WeWA World Television Champion! Tito and Live Wire, you tell me who's going to the PPV?

Bytchoff: Why either men have a shot at anything with the word world is beyond me. Simply put, Tito is a rookie with no experience and Live Wire is anything but Live! If forced to pick, I would have to go with Live Wire because Tito just doesn't look like championship material.

Ryan: Champion and Tito are like drinking and driving. They just don't mix! After that we will see another number one contender bout for the International Hardcore Championship! Both Johnny Extreme and Alastor Stonewall look tough as nails, but only one can advance.

Bytchoff: Only one and I think it's going to be Johnny Extreme. This guy has been fighting tooth and nail since day one, something has to give, but not in Japan. Johnny Extreme uses some of the hard in hardcore coming away with the "w."

Ryan: No longer the Main Event of the evening in my opinion without Kid Evil features, BACW Co-Heavyweight Champion Missing Link verses Destroyer King of Streets!

Bytchoff: Unfortunately you are correct Ryan. Kid Evil has been taken to the hosiptal and will not compete tonight. Matsui Lee is so angry with the attack, he has guaranteed Kid Evil a PPV shot at the winner of this matchup. Kid Evil, we wish you the best and hope you have a speedy recovery.

Ryan: If I find out who did it, I'm going to...

Bytchoff: Temper, temper. And um Ryan, remember if Kid Evil fails to win gold before the PPV is over, you my friend are FIRED!

Ryan: [sobbing] But he was supposed to wrestle tonight! I don't want to be fired, please!!

Bytchoff: Moving on!

Ryan: Stevey Sinister verses Luther Dayne, who's going to win.

Bytchoff: Come on buckeroo, turn that frown upside down! Look, just retire like man, and remember don't writes checks your mouth can't cash. As for the match ladies and gents, Stevey Sinster is en fuego and Luther Dayne, stick to the ladies! Sinister in a landslide.

Ryan: Do I have to go on?

Bytchoff: Yes you do Ryan, unless you feel like just turning in your mic right now?

Ryan: No, I will continue to announce in honor of the WeWA's smoothest athlete Kid Evil! Kid, this one's for you my man! Ripping into next match we will feature our World Heavyweight Champion Snake Eyes as he competes in a Back Alley Brawl against Karl Davis and Spaz Forte. Forte is dangerous in international waters and Davis isn't called the assassin for nothing.

Bytchoff: Snake Eyes is the best wrestler in the world and if he was taking any of these men on one on one, this wouldn't even be close! Besides, Japan loves this guy for his hardcore instincts and if I remember correctly, Snake Eyes pinned Adrian Blades in this very arena.

Ryan: Well that's your opinion and although I think it's wrong, I'm going to move on!

Bytchoff: Not unless you're the Host which you're not. Fans, and in our Main Event of the evening, we once again going to unify Mike Johnson's Intercontental Heavyweight Champion with Eddie Outlaw's World Hardcore title. Tonight a new belt is formed and new era of hardcore is born! Komona has told us this will not only be the official number contenders strap, but will have a gimmick attached to every defense. Furthermore, this title will guarantee the holder a shot at the World Heavyweight Champion after this months PPV!

Ryan: Davis just dragged a bloodied Tito through the curtain and kicking the crap out of him! Pile driver make Tito shake like a centipede.

Bytchoff: Folks, that's our card from start to finish, 14 athletes and.. oh hell forget it! Davis just sent Tito into the metal guard rail with a hard irsh whip and here we GO!

(Davis takes an agressive hold of Tito's neck, and ripping him from the metal railing, Tito appears to be moonwalking. Tito's body goes limp and just went Davis connects with a short arm clothes line, Live Wire bursts into the screen swinging from left field. Davis ducks the round house and thrusting a boot into the mid-section, Davis power bombs Live Wire onto the concrete. Davis has snapped and as the Japan security guards tear him away from the scene, Live Wire staggers to both feet. Tito is still on the ground when Live Wire jumps up on the saftey rail coming down hard with a leg drop. Tito shakes again from the impact as Live Wire hooks the leg. 1.. 2.. 3!)

Ryan: I think Tito is dead.

Bytchoff: Amen.

Ryan: Fans Tito is not moving and as a special secret stipulation, Tito told Komona if he lost this match, he would retire from the WeWA for life!

Bytchoff: So Tito is retired like Billy Jean?

Ryan: He's PYT!

Bytchoff: Pretty young thing?

Ryan: No, Pitful Yolkel in Training!!

Bytchoff: Damn that's cold.

Ryan: I'm not here to make friends tonight.

Bytchoff: Well fans, our first bout is over before it even began. Wait a minute, what the heck is this?

(The screen splits and we see Spaz Forte knitting a cargo net with an evil smile across his face. Suddenly from behind, Mike Johnson blasts Spaz over the head with his trusty rusty shovel and crippling to the ground, Johnson yells the following.)

Mike Johnson: "Revenge is a bitch Spaz, there's more to come you punk! You HEAR ME!!!!!"

(Realizing the camera is on, Johnson attacks, reducing the footage to snow. The merge of both screens becomes one and the announcers take over as screams from Spaz can be heard in the background.)

Ryan: Fans before we get into the next match I think we need to say something. The newcomer Alastor Stonewall hasn't wrestled in singles action for over one month, and with the rumors of his depression growning by the day, I don't know how he could be considered a favorite in this match.

Bytchoff: Forget about the depression and the inactivity. I want to know who this mysterious partner is of his? God lord no!

Ryan: Someone better stop that lunatic before he hurts someone!

Bytchoff: Fans, Johnny Extreme has attacked Stonewall in the back and since this is a hardcore match, Matsui Lee is calling for the bell to ring! Lets go to the oval tron, here we GO!

(As the tron comes into view, we see Johnny Extreme dragging Alastor Stonewall by the hair through the back towards the curtain. Punching Alastor in the back of the head, Stonewall stumbles. Approaching the curtain from the inside, Johnny locks his arms around Stonewall and arches back hard connecting with a T-Bone Suplex. Both men go through the curtain tearing it down as Johnny body slams his opponent down the isle towards the ring. Tossing Alastor into the ring apron, Johnny continues incontrol with an irish whip. Rolling Alastor into the ring, and folling, Extreme executes top rope missle drop kick missing!)

Ryan: This was the mistake Extreme couldn't make!

Bytchoff: Irish whip into a Stonewall power slam and straddling his opponent, Alastor pounds his fist into Extreme's forehead. Hooking the leg, Johnny looks surprised as the count is made. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!

(The referee yells two and the match continues as Stonewall tosses Johnny into the ropes. Johnny reverses the move tossing Stonewall into the ropes. Alastor comes off hard and ducking a clothes line, bounces off the opposite ropes. Extreme lower his center of gravity and leaning backwards sends Stonewall throat first over the rope with a hotshot! Quickly hooking the leg, Johnny pulls hard. 1.. 2.. 3..!!!!!!!)

Ryan: Extreme wins!

Bytchoff: What a match!

(The referee holds up two fingers as Alastor kicks out and the match continues. Jacking Stonewall into the air, Johnny connects with a spinning power bomb. BOOM! Irish whip by Johnny Extreme and as Johnny dives forward he misses with a flying shoulder block. Mr. Extreme gets up and turning towards his opponent, is clothes lined to the mat by a recovering Alastor Stonewall!!! Stonewall's suplex is countered with an Extreme Fisherman's! The cover and the count. 1.. 2.. 3..!!!!)

Ryan: I think he got him!

Bytchoff: I'm not sure!

(Alastor kicks out at two and a half and the match continues. Johnny can't believe it and as he lifts Alastor off the mat with by the hair, Stonewall slams his knuckles into the sensitive testicales of Johnny. Suddenly the Team Outlaw logo begins to pulse on the ovaltron and the crowd starts to boo. The curtains part and out walks the suspended Eddie Outlaw pounding a cattle prong in his hands. Getting up on the apron as Johnny and Alastor continue to slug it out, Eddie lights the prong on fire.)

Bytchoff: Fans Eddie Outlaw has been suspended from JAPW and I'm hearing Matsui Lee is telling his security Eddie Outlaw will NEVER fight in the JAPW as long as he's president!

Ryan: Eddie reaches back and...

(From the crowd jumps Stevey Sinister and break a hockey stick over the back of Eddie Outlaw. The referee comes over to scold Stevey Sinister when Alastor kicks Johnny in the balls. Seeing the cattle prong still on the apron, Alastor picks it up, busting Johnny Extreme wide open. Hooking the leg, Sinister jumps down from apron and the referee spins around. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!)

Ryan: That's just not right!

Bytchoff: It's a hardcore bout so rules don't apply! Ryan, Stevey Sinister just ran down the isle, Eddie Outlaw has been dragged out by Matsui's security and one has to wonder if Stevey Sinister just helped Alastor Stonewall?

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the bout, and person who's going to face the Intercontinental Hardcore Champion next week, Alastor Stonewall!!!!!

Bytchoff: Good Lord here comes the Co-BACW Heavyweight Champion Missing Link and I can't believe he just dove into the ring! Fans, he's bouncing off the the ropes back and fourth like caged animal.

Ryan: Is Kid Evil really not performing tonight?

Bytchoff: Ryan, Kid Evil is hurt and has been taken to the hospital. Look, Matsui already guaranteed him a BACW Heavyweight title shot next week so calm your jets. LOOK OUT!

(From the crowd Destroyer hits the ring running at link but missing with a wild clothes line. Destroyer tries a back hand but misses with that too! Link presses forward with a shoulder block and the champion takes control. Destroyer gets up but Link sends him to the mat in the same fashion. Clothes line by Link! Again! Again! Again!)

Bytchoff: Destroyer can't get a handle on the Missing Link and rolls from the ring to catch his breath.

Ryan: He's not catching his breath, he's getting a steel chair! In comes Destroyer and why isn't Link moving?

(Destroyer reaches back and bashing Link over the head the champion's legs become uneasy. Destroyer plants some more steel into Link's head and finally the champion goes down! Blood trickles from Link's head as he almost looks lost without Maniac Mike.)

Bytchoff: Fans, Brad Excedrinn and Maniac Mike are nowhere to be found and could this mean, someone has gotten to them? Link is looking to tag but nobodys home!

Ryan: Destroyer just ripped the legendary BACW Heavyweight Championship from around Links waiste and GOOOOODDDDD GGGGGAAAAWWWWDDDDDD!!! He's putting the championship belt on.

(Body slam by Destroyer and sitting on the top turnbuckle, big "D" lands a nasty leg drop across the throat.

Destroyer lifts Link off the mat and drilling him with a DDT on the champioship belt the referee slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!)

Ryan: We have a new champion!

Bytchoff: Destroyer is a double world champion!

(The referee waves off his count yelling two and the match continues. Suddenly the crowd erupts as Link gauges the eyes of Destroyer hampering his vision. Link lands a headbutt followed by a punch to the face. Destroyer turns over in pain and Link rakes his nail down the back of Destroyers bare back leaving some nasty marks. The crowd continues to go nuts as Link looks a bit puzzled by the response. Link begins to bite the nose of Destroyer and the crowd continues to go nuts!)

Bytchoff: Japan loves Link! Listen to the roar!!

Ryan: SSSSMMMMMOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! They aren't cheering for that piece of scum Missing Link! They are on their feet because here comes Kid Evil down the isle!

Bytchoff: Evil has arrived and climbing the top rope Link turns his way! Missile toe drop to the head of champion and down goes Link! Evil up to the ropes again and spinning in a 450 degree circle, Kid Evil plows through him with 450 splash! Destoryer is hurt and Evil up to the top again lands on Link with a senton bomb!

Crowd: Smooth! Smooth! Smooth!

Ryan: KICK THEIR ASS ANTHONY!!!!!

(Kicking the steel chair into the middle of the ring, Kid lifts the massive Destroyer up off the canvas connecting with a steel chair DDT! Throwing Destroyer out of the ring Kid Evil connects with a neck breaker on Link. Tennesee jam off the top rope makes Link hurten for certain. Kid Evil slaps on a sleeper and Link is going night night. Link tries to shake off the manuever when the curtain parts and out runs Spaz Forte with a dented steel drum. Forte gets up on the apron!)

Ryan: Evil look out!

(Sneaking up from behind Evil, Forte reaches back at the same time Link plants his heel into the balls of Evil crippling him to both knees. Evil drops vertical and WHACK! Missing Link goes down hard into a Kid Evil roll up. Destroyer rips Spaz through the ropes as the referee slaps the mat hard. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!)

Ryan: HE DID IT!! KID EVIL IS THE NEW BACW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!!!!!!!!

Bytchoff: The crowd is going nuts! Kid Evil is tears as the referee hands him his first major heavyweight championship! Ryan, would get the hell out of my lap you jackass!

Ryan: He won, he won, he won, he won!! Evil gone wild! Evil gone wild! Evil gone wild!

(Rolling from the ring, Ryan Ross hugs the champion as Ariel jumps from the crowd to lay a huge fat kiss on the new champion. Destroyer and Spaz have disappeared into the back in a heat brawl. Link is still dazed in the ring, and Kid Evil falls to both knees pointing to the man up stairs.)

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the bout by pinfall and NEW BACW Heavyweight Champion, "Smooth" Kid Eeeeeeeeevil!

Bytchoff: Well Ryan Ross has just taken off and hold on I think Kid Evil is going to say a few quick words before he exits the arena.

(With tears in his eye, his girl in one arm, Ryan Ross in the other, and the gold around his waist, Evil speaks into the mic.)

Kid Evil: JAPW! I DID IT!!!!! [HUGE pop] I'm going to make this short and to the point. A while back no one had faith in me. I was floating around promotions and never had any real direction. Sucess yes, but direction no. Tonight I make a vow to defend this title with honor. And Snake Eyes, get ready, cus here it comes!

Bytchoff: Fans Kid Evil has left the building our new BACW champion and I sorry but I think Spaz Forte tried to him with that steel drum. I'm looking at the replay and it's very clear that if Link doesn't low blow Kid Evil, that tune was going to be played in rap form! Well that's just my opinion, and folks it's time for Sinister verses Dayne, lets go to the ring!

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen this next is scheduled for one fall with a one hour time limit. Already in the ring to my left weighing 268 pounds. He hails from Texas and is one half of the WeWA World Tag Team champions; "The Loverboy" Luther Dayne!

(Crowd pops for Dayne, especially the ladies.)

Stuffher: And his opponent. Entering the ring, he is the current WeWA Television Champion of the World! "The Sultan of Smack" Stevey Sinister!

(Crowd unleashes a huge ovaltion as referee Davey Whirley calls for the bell.)

Bytchoff: It's champion verses champion right now and I'm curious to see how Dayne adapts back to singles competition. Welcome back Ryan, what was that? A quicky?

Ryan: I told Anthony I would be back later. Yeah it was sort of quick.

Bytchoff: Right over your head Ross, right-over-your-head! Well both men are now circling and Sinister starts off with a beautiful leg sweep and I think Dayne is more embarrassed than hurt.

(Sinister immediately jumps on his opponent lifting him off the mat and following up with a brain buster. Grabbing the top rope, Sinsiter places his foot on Dayne kicking Luther under the bottom rope and to the floor. Sinister follows Dayne to the outside, and snapping a chair shut, tosses it in Luther's direction. Dayne catches the chair on instict and WHACK Stevenator [vandamnintor]. Leg drop off the apron across the neck of Dayne and the referee quickly slaps the concrete, 1.. 2.. 3!!!!!)

Ryan: It's over!

Bytchoff: No Luther kicked out and the match continues with Stevey tossing his opponent back into the ring.

(Stevey scales the top turnbuckle and running his thumb across his throat misses with a 5 STAR FROG SPLASH! Sinsiter grabs his chest in pain and staggering to his feet, Luther practically takes his head off with a natsy clothes line. Austin stomp by Dayne as the crowd begins to boo! Irish whip by Dayne into a power slam and Stevey arches his back in pain. Dayne lands a single punch to the head of Sinister before picking him up off the mat and gorilla press slamming Stevey out of the ring. Luther follows up with a DDT and Sinister is not moving. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!!)

Ryan: Sinister goes down and thank god this wasn't for the title!

Bytchoff: Down? Down wherer?

(The referee screams two and the match continues with Stevey running out of gas. WHACK!)

Ryan: GOOOODDDDDDDDD GGGGGWWWWWWAAAAADDDDDDD!

Bytchoff: It's the Misfits! Maniac Mike, Missing Link, and Brad Excedrinn! They are pissed off and my god, Dayne just took a double chair shot to the head. Spike pile driver follow by a Brad Excedrinn double stomp. the referee is calling for the bell and this one's over! The Misfit's have bloodied Luther Dayne bad and my gosh, we need a medic folks.

(As the most aggressive force in sports entertainment exits into the back, the official announcement is given.)

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner as a result of a DQ, "Loverboy" Luther Dayne!

Ryan: Huh?

Bytchoff: This is just wrong and as Luther is carried out on a stretcher, look at Stevey protest this very tainted victory. Well when in Japan, Matsui Lee's rules will prevail and Ryan, I hope your settled in because we are going out to Back Alley Match!!! Here we go!

(The ovaltron lights up to the back alley of the Egg Dome and with the crash of a trash can, the match begins. Snake Eyes is in control of the action alternating punches between both men. Grabbing Karl Davis by the trunks, Snake Eyes rams Karl head first into the side of the dumpster and Davis crumples to the ground. Focusing his attention on Spaz Forte, Snake sends him into a brick wall with a hard irish whip. Suddenly from behind, Davis wraps his massive hands around the neck of Snake and begins to apply a tight strangle hold. Reverse head butt by Davis and wrapping his arms around Snake, executes a back suplex into some trash. Karl drives a boot to the jaw of the shaken up Snake Eyes and the as Snake charges fighting the pain, Davis DDT's Snake onto the concrete.)

Ryan: Karl Davis just gorilla press slammed Spaz into the dumpster and executing a brain buster on Snake Eyes, the referee slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!

Bytchoff: Is it over? LOOK OUT!

(From the dumpster, Spaz Forte leaps from the rim of the metal bin, knocking Davis off his feet with a flying lariot. The referee is screaming that Snake kicked out of the last cover and match continues. Missile drop kick by Forte finds Davis's jaw and a one inch punch later, the referee counts down the shoulders of Snake Eyes with a one two three!!!)

Ryan: The referee calls out two and this one is going to continue.

Bytchoff: Davis runs at Spaz but Forte just drilled his face into the mat with a no look DDT!

(The referee slaps the concrete 1.. 2.. 3 but waves off the three count as Davis kicks out. From behind Snake Eyes finds a 2x4 buried in the trash and smashing Forte over the back, Snake Eyes drives the wooden weapon into Forte's throat. Davis recovers knocking down Snake with a high knee and once again applying a strangle hold Snake's eyes roll into the back of his head. Snake falls to both knees out of breath and as Forte tries to spring board off of the top of the dumpster, Davis drills him with a power slam and the referee once again slaps the concrete. 1.. .2.. 3!)

Ryan: Holy shit Karl Davis just won!

Bytchoff: Fans Karl Davis just defeated both Spaz Forte and Snake Eyes! Look at this lunatic Ryan. He's not even celebrating.

(As an unemotional Karl Davis enters the building like another day at the office the official announcements are made.)

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the three way dance and new number one contender for the WeWA World Heavyweight Championship. "The Cold Blooded Assassin" Karl Davis!

(The outside scene fades and the commentators pick up the show.)

Bytchoff: Folks I'm still shocked. Karl Davis has been effective in the WeWA but never in a million years would I have pictured him winning this match tonight. Well this has to really hurt Mike Johnson's chances at securing a heavywieght shot next week and if you ask me, this ones too close to call.

Ryan: I agreee, if obvious Davis is going to be bragging about this victory and it's also apparent, Mike Johnson has a good agruement as to why he should be the number-one contender. Ofcourse that could all change if Eddie Outlaw can defeat Mike Johnson. And if this happens, I'm not sure who will get this match against the champion for the title next week.

Bytchoff: Well folks our ring is ready for the main event of the evening and as both men enter the ring, it's time for the introductions.

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, this next bout is for the newly formed WeWA Intercontinental Hardcore Championship! Are you ready? [crowd cheers] I said are you rrready? [crowd goes nuts] Well then, for the thousands in attendance, and the millions watching at home. Ladies and gentlemen...

(Suddenly Michael Stuffher's mic goes dead and the ovaltron light's up. The crowd is stunned as a watery eyed Jack Kraven is sitting in his mountain cabin. Jack has wanted to make a special announcement for a long time, and with the WeWA's action packed card moving forward, Jack was almost over looked. Unaware of the happenings, Jack begins to address the thousands of WeWA fans.)

Jack: In April of 1999 I joined a federation called Bad Ass Championship Wreslting. And believe me when I say, I never expected it dominate the passions I have for this sport quite as much as it did. I was a walk on with little experience, and only expecting to wrestle until I got hurt or bored. Well here I am over a year later and after a long preparation, I have this to say. Understand fans, I have really applied myself in this message, and working it over in my head about a million times, I wanted it to be something special. So [sigh] here goes.

We interrupt this broadcast to bring to you a special edition of Sinister Satellite...

(Jack's picture is removed from the Ovaltron and as we see the reigning Television Champion sitting in his locker room, the following is said.)

Stevey: Hello everyone and welcome to your first ever live post TNE show featuring "The Sultan of Smack" and the man who just gave the hook to Jack, "The Apple of every female teenagers eye who's trapped in a model's body" Stevey Sinister! What Jack off was trying to say in a long over blown, long winded, and boring message can be summed up in about ten seconds. About all Jack's career is worth these days. Jack is leaving the WeWA because he sucks! He doesn't have a belt, and he's going home to the mountain to cry himself a river. Jackoff, you never got the world title because of the following reasons.

Why Jack is leaving the WeWA

1.) Your name is not Stevey Sinister

2.) Your aren't as good looking as Stevey Sinister

3.) Your moves aren't as flamboyant as Stevey Sinister's.

4.) You can't beat Stevey Sinister.

5.) You can't wrestle as well as Stevey Sinsiter.

6.) You are not as charismatic as Stevey Sinister.

7.) You don't have the confidence to beat Snake Eyes

8.) You aren't ask talented as the new wrestlers here in the WeWA.

9.) You're old and out of ideas.

10.) Did I mention you weren't as good as Stevey Sinister?

Bottom line folks is Jack is finally doing what he should have done several months ago. Retiring, leaving, and hanging up the tights like an old wash woman. Jack don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out and thanks for coming.

(Stevey holds up his championship belt to his face and smiling like the star he is, winks as the camera fades on with the sparkle of Stevey's pearl whites.)

This concludes the first post show of Sinister Satellite. We now return you to your regularly scheduled program...

Bytchoff: Fans Johnson and Outlaw couldn't wait for the nonsense of Sinister's to end so they have started the match without us! The fans have been going nuts as both men have been giving it their all with neither man giving ground. Matsui Lee has been persuaded into letting this match go and Eddie Outlaw's suspension has been lifted!! The main catch here is, Team Outlaw has been banned from the building!

Ryan: Mike Johnson took the earily lead in this bout by spraying that damn red misit into Eddie's eyes but Outlaw fighting off the inital attack has regained control.

(Johnson with a low blow and transitioning into a side russian leg sweep, Mike Johnson tosses Eddie Outlaw from the ring. Snapping a chair shut, Johnson unleashes some rapid chair shots breaking Outlaw wide open! The blood pours down Outlaw's chest Mike Johnson bashes in Eddie's face with an Arabian face buster. Hooking the leg of Outlaw, the referee slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!!!)

Ryan: Kick out!

Bytchoff: We have a new champion!

(The referee yells two and the match continues with a Mike Johnson tossing the bloody Eddie Outlaw into the ring. Irish whip into the ropes by Johnson but Eddie puts on the breaks! Outlaw counters with a DDT and the referee slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!)

Bytchoff: Johnson kicks out and my god fans what a bout! Into the corner via an irish whip by Eddie and as Johnson staggers out of the corner, Outlaw connects with a superkick to the face. Eddie puts together some closed fist punches and headbutting Mike Johnson in the temple, Eddie finishes him off with a chin buster.

Ryan: We got a count! 1.. 2.. 3!!!!!!

(The bell begins to ring and as Eddie celebrates the victory, the referee yells two and the match continues. Reaching into his cut off jeans, Johnson removes a 12 inch chain and punching Eddie in the throat, Outlaw falls back in pain. Johnson wraps the chain around his opponents neck and begins to pulls the metal strand tight. Eddie's body goes limp and Johnson body slams him into the mat hard. Outlaw is a crimson mess and on the outside, Johnson is setting up a table along side the apron. The crowd stands as Johnson drags Eddie to the edge of the apron and jacking Outlaw up, when from the crowd, a women with a phantom of the opera mask belts Johnson in the back with a steel chair! Mike drops the hold and Eddie going on pure instinct body slams Mike through the table. Johnson crashes through the wood landing on the concrete when the phantom woman dents the chair over Eddie Outlaw's head too!)

Bytchoff: Here come Dakota Dave and CC down the isle and what the hell?!! They aren't even allowed in the build tonight!

Ryan: They are here to protect Eddie's gold and my god, DD just punched the phantom woman in the back of her head. Look at CC apply the boots to the phantom woman and my god, CC just slapped the masked woman in the face. Johnson is up and just threw Eddie into the ring but Dakota and CC are too busy kicking the god holy crap out of the phantom woman.

Bytchoff: Eddie hits Sunset! Eddie hits Sunset! Outlaw just countered and hit his finisher! LOOK OUT!

(Down the isle dragging a cargo net full of RV parts comes Spaz Forte. Tossing the vehicals remains into the ring, Spaz drives the bumper of the RV over the back of Eddie. Steering wheel to the head, and raising the broken wind instrument over his head, Forte blasts Eddie over the head hard! Steel drum DDT and Eddie's legs begin to shake.)

Ryan: It's Snake Eyes! It's the world heavyweight champion and Forte just bailed from the ring! Snake Byte on Dakota Dave! Snake Byte of CC! And as the world champion picks up the fallen and severely beaten phantom into his arms, he beings to head towards the back. 1.. 2.. 3!

Bytchoff: What happened?

Ryan: Oh my god!

Bytchoff: What!

Ryan: Mike Johnson just pinned Eddie Outlaw to become our new WeWA Intercontinental Hardcore Champion! Johnson does it again and is there anything or anyone who can stop him from defeating Snake Eyes?

Bytchoff: Snake is looks heart broken as he tends to this rather mysterious women.

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the bout and NEW WeWA Intercontinuental Hardcore champion, "The Man" Mike Johnson!!!!

(As the belt is strapped around Mike's waist, he climbs the turnbuckle absorbing a HUGE Japanese pop! The camera swings away from Johnson and as Snake Eyes removes the mask from the woman who lies severely beaten up by Team Out the announcers close the show with this...)

Bytchoff: That's no mystery woman, it's Roxanne! Roxanne Morgan has returned to the WeWA and has formed an alliance with Snake Eyes!! Roxanne has returned, but will she be able to recover from the thrashing given to her at the hands of CC and Dakota Dave! Roxanne has returned! Roxanne has returned, and my god look at the pissed off expression on Snake Eyes face as he glances back towards the carnage and screaming Mike Johnson.

Johnson: You're next Snake! You can't run! And you can't hide! You-are-next!

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