(The scene opens up to a jam packed outdoor stadium here in Winnipeg and as the multi-colored fireworks explode over head, [BOOM BOOM BOOM] and the sounds of "Guerrilla Radio" by Rage Against the Machine is blasted throughout the Winnipeg speakers. The WeWA's sky cam zooms down from up above picking up a few fans/homemade signs. The first to be shown is a male teenager holding up "CC: I Love Your Cc's!". The second is displayed ringside by radio personality The Pro and it reads "WeWAAAAAA Snake Eyes Sucks!". Third is hot, tight, young lady bouncing up and down with six letters written in bold, "T-H-E-M-A-N". And finally we see a bunch of good ole boys sporting their cowboy hat, boots, and holding up a HUGE sign that say, "TEAM OUTLAW!" The camera spins in a clockwise direction still capturing the huge pop from the Canadian audience, and pulling in tight to the announcers small wooden table, the show is taken over by Eric Bytchoff and Ryan Ross. Both men look well rested and excited to be calling the action live from outside the states. Clearing his throat, Eric dawns the headset taking over the show.)
Bytchoff: Hello everyone and welcome to the electrified Winnipeg Stadium! I'm your one and only Host Eric Bytchoff and this is my Co-Host Radically Rancid Ryan Ross, and tonight we're going to bring you a red hot show! The moon is full and with the ring in the middle of this open field of madness, it's time to talk about the card! Ryan?
Ryan: Well shake my Willie and slap me silly, my diarrhea has stopped and I'm ready to kick off this BEEEATCH with a zing! First up, five men will do battle with no rules and no time limit! In the end, one of these superstars will be fired!
Bytchoff: Seems like a waste of a completely good contract, but when you have the star talent that the WeWA has, you can afford to post such bold stipulations in order to draw ratings. Ryan, I hear Komona has a mystery man slated to appear in this match too, and word has it... it's a former world champion! The Chairman has brought back a former World Champion to compete in this brawl for all and I can't even begin to guess who it is! Everyone is going to be a loser in this brutal blood bath, but the question on everyone's mind is.. who will get fired? Ryan, I just don't know!
Ryan: Well if you're too gun shy to make a call there, perhaps you can sort out the mess known as World Tag team scene! Dangling above us is a steel cage and when the door closes, who's it going to be? Who will reign supreme? The Crazy Ones? Perhaps Youth Running Wild? What about The Grande Experience? Or maybe the current champions Luther Dayne and Destroyer will retain?
Bytchoff: Well this is my opinion on this one! The Crazy Ones are without a doubt the best in the business, but with all the other issues they have with Komona, I think they fall short tonight. As for Youth Running Wild, I love these guys and personally I think these are two young men that are going to be walking back over the Canadian border with a bit of gold around there waists. The Grand Experience...
Ryan: Yeah?
Bytchoff: Exactly!
Ryan: Damn that's cold! After we raise the cage it's going to be time for our World Television Championship as The Sultan of Smack, Stevey Sinister to defend his title in a two out of three falls match up as he takes on the red hot Johnny Extreme!
Bytchoff: How the hell did Johnny Extreme get put into the Television title match? Isn't he the number one contender for the World Hardcore Championship?
Ryan: Yes, he is!
Bytchoff: Well then, with the Hardcore belt vacant, why hasn't Extreme been given a shot at that title? Another thing is, Johnny Extreme is always considered the underdog and each week he comes out here and surprises everyone. Is lady luck on his side?
Ryan: In the Co-Main Event, the vacant WeWA World Hardcore Championship will be up for grabs as Eddie Outlaw puts his talents up against "Big Daddy" Jack Kraven in a leather strap match.
Bytchoff: Ryan strike that remark because the leather straps have not arrived in Canada! Other than that, what can I say about Jack Kraven other than he should just retire and the hell out of the ring! I'm so sick of the brass handing this guy title shot after title shot! Ryan tell me, am I the only person who sees this moron has more loses than a three legged dog race. Fans I'm sorry but I hope to God Eddie Outlaw hurts "Big Daddy" and puts him six feet under once and for all! Finally Ryan, as The Pro is my witness, Snake Eyes will lose his title 123 in the middle of the ring when "The Man" Mike Johnson takes his place in history books forfilling a one year long destiny! Tonight fans, Mike Johnson will become our new WeWA World Heavyweight Champion, because I think it's time for a change!
Ryan: I just heard in my head set, they are starting the brawl without us!
Bytchoff: Folks that's our card from start to finish! Eighteen of the World's greatest athletes all jammed into on ring! The Ovaltron has just lit up, and here we GO!
(The Ovaltron comes into view and as Karl Davis slugs it out with Live Wire, and Tito exchanges punches with Stonewall. From a side door, Sam Natas joins the mix with his sledge hammer, and suddenly the former World Champion Darrel Besolve hits the scene in his blue jeans and black "The Future Is Bright" T-shirt.)
Ryan: It's Darrel Besolve! Darrel Besolve has returned to the WeWA!!!!
Bytchoff: Komona has shocked the world, and just when you thought "The Future" was down and out, here he comes back at FULL strength! I thought he was gone forever but without a doubt, the former champion has returned!
(Tito sends Stonewall into a mini refershment stand with an irish whip, and turning towards the charging Besolve, Tito connects with a "Jackson 5" [Super kick]! Darrel's head snaps back like a slim Jim, and cracking his noggin against the cement, Tito makes the cover quick. 1.. 2.. 3!!!! The referee signals for the bell as the first pin is made by Tito!)
Ryan: Tito has shocked the world and has pinned Darrel Besolve in 15 seconds setting a new Canadian record for fastest outdoor fall!
Bytchoff: Besolve has been kicked out of the WeWA and I can't believe he's still knocked out!
(Tito reaches back and punching Besolve right in the face, rolls out of the way from a Sam Natas sledge hammer shot. Natas comes down hard striking Besolve right in the center of his chest and crowd grimaces in shock!)
Bytchoff: I think Darrel is dead and my god, someone please get this man to safety! Darrel Besolve has been dismanteled by Tito and listen to the crowd chant Tito's name!
Ryan: Davis is up and shaking out the cobwebs bashes Natas over the head with a chair shot from hell.
(Natas slumps forward placing sledge on his thighs for leverage, when Karl Davis reaches over Sam shoulders! Taking a firm hold of sledge, Davis yanks back with all his might connecting with a side Russian leg sweep. The back of Sam's head cracks open on the cement and hooking the leg, Live Wire delivers a football kick to the balls of Karl Davis stopping the count. Karl cripples in pain when from the blind side, Stonewall clothes lines Live Wire to the ground. Vicious punches to the side of the head by Alastor sends Live Wire onto queer street. Stonewall now tangles up with the dazed but still punching Karl Davis when Natas staggers to his feet.)
Ryan: Jackson 5 [super kick] by Tito to the jaw of Natas and as Davis and Stonewall continue to slug it out, I think we have a count!
Bytchoff: One.. Two... Three!!!!
Ryan: Tito has just pinned Sam Natas and this one's starting to heat up! Live Wire just clothes lined Davis with the discarded handle of Sledge and I look at Alastor Stonewall leaning up against the wall watching the carnage. Now there's a smart strategy!
Bytchoff: Tito blasts Live Wire over the head with a metal garbage can [THUD] and denting the metal in the shape of Live Wire's head, Karl Davis receives a pile driver on the trash can causing it to crush flat CRuNcH. Blood beings to pour down both Live Wire's and Davis's face and lifting up Live Wire upside down, Tito drops Live Wire ontop of Davis with a vertical suplex. Davis and Live Wire collide and a cover is made on both men. The count 1.. 2.. 3!!!
Ryan: It's over?
(The referee Teddy "4 Life" Valentine shakes his head no and the match continues as Alastor Stonewall who is well rested breaks up the count. Stonewall stomps down hard applying the boots to Tito with pin point accuracy. Alastor body slams Tito onto the mess of scattered refreshments, and as Live Wire charges hard, Stonewall connects with a DDT! Live Wire is out, and the count is made. 1.. 2.. 3!!)
Bytchoff: Davis is back on this feet! Tito is although covered with coffee is up too! And my god, Stonewall is calling them both out!
Ryan: Stonewall wants a two on one, and by god, he's going to get it!
(Two sets of fists and two sets of boots pelt Stonewall until he's broken down to all fours. Alastor is in deep trouble when from behind, Live Wire grabs Karl Davis and arching backwards, drills Davis through a wooden table with donuts. Unloading punches in bunches Live Wire completely snaps until security finally tears him off Davis.)
Bytchoff: Tito is high up on a ladder and jumping off Stonewall spears him in mid air!
Ryan: Stonewall rolls off of Tito hooking the leg of Davis. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!
Bytchoff: Davis is gone and it's all up to Tito and Stonewall! Who will win? Look out!
(Grabbing his hands around the throat of Tito and squeezing like there was no tomorrow, Davis begins to choke the life out of Tito. Shaking his arms back and forth, Karl completely snaps off his rocker. Sinking his teeth into the forehead of Tito, the security guards tackle Karl in an effort to restrain him. Tito is staggering around like a nomad and stumbling right into Stonewall's finisher AVALANCHE [inverted dvd], Alastor hooks the leg. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!)
Ryan: This one's in the books and Stonewall has just pulled off one of the best debut matches I have seen in a long time.
Bytchoff: Alastor Stonewall is for real and look out WeWA a new superstar has just been born! Davis, Live Wire, Besolve, Tito, and Natas have all just gone down! Alastor Stonewall has shocked the WeWA, lets go to the announcements.
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the Brawl For All Back room Brawl, Alastor Stonewall!!!!
(The ovaltron fades but before it does, Stonewall has this to say to cameras.)
Alastor Stonewall: "Just remember WeWA, it's soon all going to be business... partner!"
Ryan: I'm not sure what Alastor Stonewall is talking about, but word on the wrestling circuit is Stonewall suffers from some sort of depression and whether or not this will effect his most impressive start here in the WeWA is still yet to be determined.
Bytchoff: Well fans, the first of five star studded matches are in the record books and buckle up because it's time for the WeWA World Tag Team Championship to be put on the line, inside that very steel cage! Let go to the ring.
Stuffher: Tag Team fans, our next Texas Tornado bout is scheduled for one all and is for the WeWA Tag Team Championship of the World! Introducing first, from the insane asylum. They are the current Co-BACW Heavyweight Champions, welcome the most dominate tag team in sports entertainment today. Lead down the isle by Dark Journey, these are The Crazy Ones!
(The arena lights dim, and as Ozzy Ozborne's "Crazy Train" blast throughout the area, out come The Crazy Ones. Fireworks go off and a laser light show begins. Out from behind the curtain comes Dark Journey wearing a tight, and I do mean tight blue dress that is really short. She stands in the entranceway as the guys in the arena scream for her. She points to the curtain and out comes Maniac Mike and The Missing Link to a chorus of boos. The Maniac is wearing a "Corporate Misfits" T-shirt and his wrestling tights. The Link has on a "FIRE" T-shirt and his wrestling trunks. The Link has the BACW Heavyweight Title around his waist. They follow Journey to the ring. They get to the cage and the Maniac and The Link slide under the bottom rope while Journey takes the stairs. The Link goes over to a corner and sits down. he starts rocking back and fourth. Journey enters the cage and walks to the middle. The Maniac brings her a mic.)
DJ: Well well here we are in god awful Canada.
(The crowd boos as Journey grins.)
DJ: Oh so you don't like me, well too bad. (Boos are heard) You see I don't need your approval and neither do my boys. No the only thing they need is a chance to take those WeWA World Tag Team Titles from those losers the NEW Family and tonight they get it. Dayne and Destroyer I hope you enjoyed your reign because tonight it comes to an end.
(Journey hands the Maniac the mic. The crowd boos as the Maniac gets a sadistic smile on his face. Journey stands behind him.)
Maniac: Christ, hee hee, I thought Canada sucked and you know what I was right, hee hee. (boos can be heard) Tonight we step inside the steel cage with three other tag teams, hee hee, for the chance to become WeWA World Tag Team champions, hee hee. Titles that belong to us, hee hee. Grand Experience, YRN, and the NEW Family, hee hee, with us in a Texas Tornado match.
(The Maniac starts pacing back and fourth.)
Maniac: NEW Family, hee hee, you are the ones we want, hee hee. You have been trying to get rid of us since we got here, hee hee Hell you even tried to kill us, hee hee, and boys you can deny it all you want, hee hee, but we know it was you. NEW Family, hee hee, we are going to go through Kid Peckerhead and Fathead, hee hee, and the Grand Losers, hee hee, and we are then going to face you. Then The Link and I, hee hee, are going to beat the living hell out of the both of you, hee hee, and we will take back OUR TITLES!
(The crowd boos. Journey looks the crowd over. The Link gets up and tries to run out to the crowd but Journey grabs him and he then stand next to her.)
Maniac: Tonight, hee hee, we go back to BACW style, hee hee, we go back to HARDCORE, hee hee. Boys there is going to be more blood spilled then any other time in history, hee hee. People are going to end up in the hospital, hee hee, peoples careers may be ended, hee hee, but one thing is for sure, hee hee, we will get our belts back no matter what. Boys everyone is going to FEEL THE.....
(The Maniac puts the mic in front of The Link. The Link yells....)
Link: PPPPPAAAAIIINNNN!
(The crowd boos. The Link starts jumping up and down. The Maniac gets back on the mic.)
Maniac: Tonight we do what Mr. Batee brought us here to do, hee hee, and that is bring ratings, win titles, hee hee, and DESTROY PEOPLE!
(The Maniac gets a sadistic look in his eye.)
Maniac: See you real soon boys, hee hee. BE AFRAID, HEE HEE, BE VERY VERY AFRAID!
Ryan: Is Link chewing on the BACW belt?
Bytchoff: If he was, would you try and stop him?
Ryan: Good point!
Stuffher: And now our second tag team. Hailing from the Grand Canyon and weighing in at well over 500 pounds. These men are called, The Grand Experience! Eternity & Grand Master!
(The pyro explodes but the curtain remains still. The announcers screams their names again but still nothing. Back in the cage, The Crazy Ones continue to laugh.)
Bytchoff: Oh my god! The Grand Experience has been just been found unconscious in the parking lot and word has it, they are being taken to the hospital!
Ryan: Link just grabbed the mic!
Link: PPPPPPAAAAAAAIIIINNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
Bytchoff: I think that says it all Ryan.
Stuffher: Now entering the ring, from McKeesport PA, this is on half of the stable known as Youth Running Wild, this is "Smooth" Kid Evil!
("Smooth" by Santana plays and while the electric blue letters spelling Kid Evil pulse on the Ovaltron, a very troubled Kid Evil enters the cage taking the mic.)
Kid Evil: Cut my music! Link.. Mike.. give me a second.
Link: PAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNN!!!!!!
Kid Evil: Thanks Link! Well fans, tonight I will be without the services of Spaz Forte. [crowd boos and begins to chant]
Crowd: EL! EL! We Want EL! We Want EL!
Kid Evil: I'm sorry fans, Spaz said he had some business to take care of but I'm still going for the gold!
(Suddenly "Calypso" strikes a funky beat and out from the back comes Spaz Forte's band leader Pablo Rodriguez. Pablo has the mic and entering the cage addresses Kid Evil and the entire Winnipeg audience.)
Pablo: KED! Spaz has informed me, I am to take his place. Mi amigo, yo soy un loco de cabeza!!
Ryan: Kid Evil is trying to explain to Pablo The Crazy's are going to kill him but Pablo refuses to leave the ring.
Bytchoff: Well, it says on my cheat sheet, Pablo is a very well established amateur wrestler.
Ryan: Eric, they are in a cage with two of the most deadly men in this sport. Plus, the world champions have yet to arrive.
Bytchoff: I think Pablo may get killed here tonight, and it's a damn shame! I hope whatever Forte is doing, it's worth it because he just basically fed Kid Evil to the dogs.
Stuffher: And finally, about to enter the ring, these men are called The NEW Family. But most importantly, they are your WeWA Tag Team Champions of WOOORLD! This is "Loverboy" Luther Dayne, and Destroyer "King of the Streets!"
("What a Man" by Salt-n-Peppa begins to play. A lone spot shines to the back as "The Loverboy" and Destroyer enter the arena. Dayne stops, looks into his Vanity mirror as the ladies go wild. With the mirror in one hand and a single rose in the other, Dayne follows Destroyer entering the cage. Playing up to the ladies all the way into the cage, Dayne blows his ladies a kiss, and bashes Maniac Mike over the head with mirror cracking it into 100 million freaking pieces. The blood pours from Mike's head as Dark Journey shakes the cage screaming.)
Ryan: Link has attacked Pablo! Kid Evil is clothes lined by the massive Destroyer! And GOOD GAAAWWWDDD!!!!!!
Bytchoff: Maniac Mike is busted wide open!
(Link grabs Pablo by the hair and ramming his head into cage and grinding his flesh into the mesh, Pablo quickly puts on the proverbial crimson mask. Maniac is up and as Link sends the bloody Pablo into his partners direction with an Irish whip, Pablo is leveled with a nasty clothes line from hell! Kid Evil snaps down on Destroyer's neck connecting with a chin buster. Destroyer holds his jaw in pain and Evil follows up with a somersault leg drop off the second rope. Evil clutches onto the cage and stomping downward applies the boots hard. Dayne who finally stop posing sees his partner getting beat up and charging hard, rams Evil into the cage, smashing him into the cage. Destroyer shakes off the initial assault as the Tag Champions continue to go to work. Double standing suplex on Kid Evil into double legs drops. A belly to belly suplex on Kid Evil by Luther Dayne and a big splash by Destroyer leads to an easy cover. The referee slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!)
Ryan: No, The Crazy Ones just body slammed Pablo on the referee breaking the count! Where the hell is Spaz Forte? Pablo is a mess and Evil is just not doing well against two larger men.
(Destroyer is once again hurt from knocking heads with Pablo and pointing to Luther Dayne, The Crazy One's rub their hands together. Double boot to the stomach of Dayne doubles him over. Double back suplex on Dayne shimmys his spine. Double elbows by the Crazy Ones followed by a double head butt to groin area.)
Bytchoff: The Crazy have just broken open Dayne with a running human spear into the rusty cage, and I can't believe I have just heard what I did!
Ryan: Both the Crazys sink their teeth into Dayne's open wound and what did you just hear?
Bytchoff: Ryan, Spaz Forte is looking for Komona all over the back in an attempt to become the special guest referee in the Main Event! The Crazy One's just opened the cage and tossed out Destroyer! It's Mr. batee!!! It's our former chairman and he's locking the cage shut with a chain and pad lock!
(Mr. batee begins to put the boots to a weakened Destroyer and hitting his deadly double stomp to the chest of "The King of the Streets." Mr. batee gives the thumbs up to the Crazy Ones and heads back up to the isle to a chorus of boos. Back in the cage, The Crazy Ones continue to beat the hell out of Pablo, Dayne, and Kid Evil as Destroyer rolls around on the arena floor in pain.)
Ryan: Oh my god NO!!!!
Bytchoff: You got to be kidding me!
(Suddenly the ovaltron lights up and as the carnage continues to be executed in the cage, we are shown TEAM OUTLAW in the parking lot next to Spaz Forte's RV. Dakota Dave, Eddie Outlaw and CC all have sledge hammers, and smiling into the camera. Eddie speaks.)
Eddie: "Spaz, I've thought it over, and what you said to me really effected me... We did take the time, and Team Outlaw decided to fix up your RV... Hope you like it..."
(Pointing to the RV, we can see TEAM OUTLAW has littered the outside with graffiti, and motion for the camera to follow him, Eddie bashes the door open with a sledge hammer. Directing them inside you can see everything is torn up bad! All the instruments are broken, appliances busted, clothes destroyed, and even Spaz's steel drums have been bent in half. And if the scene wasn't bad enough, as the camera pans over the front of the RV, you can see Dakota Dave pissing through broken windshield onto Kid Evil's Number One Cruiserweight in The Worlds Award. The camera fades as Eddie continues to bash up the RV by slashing all the tires. The Ovaltron fades and the steel cage footage continues.)
Ryan: Spaz may kill Outlaw when he sees his RV!
Bytchoff: The hell with the RV! The Crazy Ones have just connected with a top shoulder Steiner line and as Dayne does a 360 this on looks over!
Ryan: Kid Evil sees the cover and blasts Pablo with GODSMACK [power bomb].
(Link sees the cover and stopping his revival of the referee, kicks Kid Evil in the head! On the outside, Destroyer tosses a flame ball into Maniac Mike's face and as Link hooks Pablo's leg, Luther surprises Mike with a small package. The referee looks up shaking his head and seeing the cover, slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!!!)
Ryan: He's calling for the bell and we have new champions! Link just pinned Pablo!!!
Bytchoff: No! Dayne small packaged Maniac Mike!
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winners of the bout, by pin fall, and still your WeWA Tag Team Champions of the Wooorld! The New Family! Loverboy Luther Dayne and Destroyer "King of the Street"!
Ryan: The Crazy Ones were robbed!
Bytchoff: No my mentally challenged midget! Take a look at the replay. Kid Evil puts Pablo's foot on the ropes and Dayne gets the 1.. 2.. 3 on Maniac Mike. The champions retain and as they raise the tag straps above their heads, look at the champions gloat! Luther Dayne has pulled out a victory for this team and Destroyer go lucky Luther was on top of his game tonight.
Ryan: The Crazy One's have given chase to the champions and fans, we need a stretcher for Pablo. Kid Evil is hurt, but Smooth is standing. The crowd is popping to my boy! Don't worry Kid! Spaz fucked you tonight! You're the man in my book brotha! It's all about you!
(Kid Evil shakes his head and as the damaged RV remains on the Ovaltron, Kid Evil kicks Pablo Rodriguez.)
Bytchoff: Well, Kid Evil has left Pablo to the medics and I can't believe all the action that we just saw. Fans. only in the WeWA can you have such matches, and if I'm correct, I believe Komona has once again closed the doors for applications. The WeWA is bursting at the seams with talent! Our pay roll is over budget! And we are simply the best! Our World Television Championship is up next to lets go to the ring.
(Johnny Extreme takes an aggressive start charging the champion but Sinister counters the attack with a T-bone suplex. Johnny staggers to his feet stunned and Stevey take advantage executing a German suplex. Sinister springs to the top rope, and as Extreme gets to his feet, misses with a missile drop kick. Johnny quickly hooks the leg and referee slaps the mat.)
Crowd: 1.. 2.. 3!
Ryan: Did he get him?
Bytchoff: No the referee is yelling one and Sinister kicked out immediately!
([25 minutes left in the match] Johnny looks to put a big hurt on the champion pile driving Sinister into the mat. Lifting the champion off the mat and following up with a side suplex the crowd cheers. Waist lock suplex shows Extreme is just not a junk brawler and Sinister is shocked! Sinister sits up and Johnny plows him over with a shoulder thrust and Sinister's eyes rolls. Johnny Extreme hooks the leg. 1.. 2.. 3!!)
Ryan: We have new World Television Champion!
Bytchoff: Not until the referee counts THREE and this one continues with twenty minutes left to go!
(Johnny looks to pick Sinister up off the mat when Stevey goes low. Johnny bends over in pain and standing up, Sinister spins around whacking the challenger into the side of the head with a round house kick. Stevey body slams Johnny into the corner and jumping up to the top rope, flips over landing a split legged moonsault. Back up to the top with a 180 leg drop and Stevey hooks the leg with 15 minutes left. 1.. 2.. 3..!!!)
Bytchoff: The champion retains!
Tony: No! Johnny kicked out and the match continues! What a minute, Sinister just placed Extreme on the top turn buckle and this looks bad for the challenger.
(Stevey loops Johnny's arm around his neck and climbing to the top rope, Johnny blocks the superplex with an inside heel. Stevey tries again, but Johnny blocks the maneuver again. Johnny lifts up hard and extending himself in towards the ring drives Stevey face first into the mat with a front face buster. Stevey's body goes limp and the referee quickly slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!)
Ryan: Kick out by the champion!
Bytchoff: How did he manage to get his shoulder up I just don't know! There's only ten minutes left in this TV match up and Johnny just connected with a sling shot.
(The crowd continues to cheer and as Johnny looks for another suplex, Sinister pokes him in the eyes with five minutes remaining in the match taking the offensive lead. Sinister jumps up the tope rope once again and wiping his sweat show boats for the crowd. Suddenly Tito jumps from the crowd and shoves Sinister onto his head. The crowd cheers as Johnny hooks the leg. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Ryan: Tito just cost Sinister his title!
Bytchoff: No Stevey kicked out and the match is continuing with one minute left on the clock. The Canadian Mounties have escorted Tito to the back and Johnny needs to go for any type of pin!
(Extreme is exhausted and trying to execute a side suplex, Sinister counters with five seconds left on the clock. Sinister grunts out his last bit of energy and connecting with a Sinister suplex the referee slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3.!!! Ding Ding Ding)
Ryan: The time limit ran out!
Bytchoff: What Sinister got the pin are you blind?
(As Stevey celebrates in the ring the belt is handed to him and the official announcement is made.)
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner as a result of a pin fall, and still your WeWA Television Champion of the World! "The Sultan of Smack" Stevey Sinister!
Bytchoff: Well Johnny Extreme has just left very upset but I have to tell you fans something. Johnny Extreme has nothing to be ashamed about. First he's still the number one contender for the world hardcore championship and second, he just took the current world TV champion to the maximum. We folks, it's time for us to crown a new World Hardcore Champion so lets go to the ring!
Stuffher: Hardcore fans this next bout is scheduled for one fall with no time limit and is for the WeWA Hardcore Championship of the World! Entering the stadium first, straight from the longhorn state of Texas! This is one of the fastest rising young stars here in the WeWA. Welcome if you would, representing TEAM OUTLAW, this is Eddie Outlaw!
(The light's go out and "Better than You" by Metallica graces the airwaves of the stadium while the Team Outlaw logo pulsates on the Ovaltron in conjunction with the music. CC comes out of the curtain first to the strobe effect, with cattle prong in hand. The logo stays on the screen as a spotlight is shined upon the curtain. The fabric parts, and out walks Eddie with a smug grin on him face. And to his left is the injured Dakota Dave holding up the steering wheel to Spaz Forte's RV.)
Ryan: He's got the steering wheel you know.
Bytchoff: He's a dead man walking.
Stuffher: And his opponent, from Detroit Michigan, weighing 278 pounds, this is "Big Daddy" Jack Kraven!
("Spiders" by System of the Down begins to play and out from the back comes Big Daddy.)
Ryan: Big Daddy looks funny tonight.
Bytchoff: Perhaps he's drunk? The referee holds up the Hardcore Championship and as both men lock up in the center of the ring, here we GO!
(Jack lowers his center of gravity planting Eddie into the mat with scoop slam. Kraven bounces off the ropes and jumping up vertical, comes down with a decappatating leg drop. Kraven gets to his feet and making a fist, lowers it into Outlaw's face hard! Jack gets to his feet and looking to us the ropes again, he gets caught bouncing off with a Dakota Dave cattle prong shot to the back. Kraven cripples to the ground the crowd begins to boo.)
Bytchoff: This is ridiculous! Jack Kraven can't possibly take on the talented Eddie Outlaw and the entire TEAM! It's three on one!
Ryan: On CC?
Bytchoff: What?
(Eddie shakes off the intial assault and locking his arms around Jack's body, powers him over with a belly to belly suplex! Kraven is driven into themat but is quickly licked up by Eddie and sent into the ropes with a fast Irish Whip! Eddie follows up with a running clothes line and the crowd boos. CC and Dave pound the apron yelling instructions! Outlaw connects with a gut wrench suplex and finishes Jack off with a nasty DDT. Eddie hooks the leg tight! 1.. 2.. 3!)
Ryan: We have NEW World Hardcore Champion!
Bytchoff: The referee is looking at the timekeeper and this one is continuing!
(Holding two fingers up into the air the referee yells two and Team Outlaw begins to complain about the count. Outlaw wastes little time lifting Jack off the mat and whipping Kraven into the ropes, Jack counters with an Irish whip of his own. Eddie comes off hard running into a Big Daddy boot to the face and Eddie is floored! CC lowers her head and as Kraven goes to land an elbow, Eddie rolls out of the way. Kicking jack in the head, Outlaw climbs with second turnbuckle and leaping off, connects with a Beniot-like head butt. Eddie wastes no time hooking the leg and the referee slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3..!!!!!)
Ryan: He got him!
Bytchoff: It's over!
(The referee shakes his head no and holding up his fingers like Nixon, the match continues with Eddie on the offensive.)
Bytchoff: Outlaw has taken command of this match and it looks like the veteran Jack Kraven is over matched tonight.
Ryan: What are you talking about, Jack is doing fine and this match is far from over!
(Eddie shows his strength by body slamming the 278 pound "Mountain Man" following up with a T-Bone suplex. Big Daddy's head slams into the mat and Eddie lifting him off the canvas, sends the tired Kraven into the ropes with an Irish whip. Outlaw with a sidewalk slam and this ones over has the referee takes care of the formalities. 1.. 2.. 3!!!!!)
Ryan: He did it!
Bytchoff: Did what?
(The referee yells two and a half and the bout continues.)
Bytchoff: Jack Kraven just won't give up and perhaps this is stuff all the younger wrestlers shoould take note of. There is no quit in Kraven but perhaps tonight there should be! Outlaw is hooking up Jack for a fisherman's suplex and this should be all she wrote.
Ryan: Inside craddle with a turks and Eddie shoulders hit the mat. 1.. 2..
Bytchoff: THREE!
(The bell begins to ring and the referee shakes his head no waving off the tones. Eddie has kicked out at the last moment and the match continues. Jack feeling the frustration, begins to punch Eddie in the side of the head when from behind.)
Bytchoff: LOOK OUT!
Ryan: FIRE!
(From the top rope christens Jack with a flaming cattle prong over his melon. Kraven is busted open and the fans begin to chant Spaz! Spaz! Spaz! The curtain remains still as Eddie executes his finisher with every last bit of energy in his body. SUNSET [full nelson/rock bottom]. Jack's eyes stare up at the lights and Eddie hooks the leg. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Bytchoff: The referee is calling for the bell and we have a new WeWA World Hardcore Champion.
Ryan: GOOD GAWWWWWDDDDDD what a match! Look at CC jump up and down, I love it when Eddie wins!
Bytchoff: Would you get off me! Fans Jack Kraven has rolled from the ring, and limped to the back. In the ring the referee is handing Eddie the belt and Dakota Dave is screaming like he just won the lotto. CC straps the title around Outlaw's waist and as the new champion climbs the turn buckle spitting into the crowd, he is struck in the face with a cream sickle. Outlaw nods in approval, and jumping down, all three members of TEAM OUTLAW exit the stadium.
Ryan: Eddie Outlaw has just claimed his first WeWA World title and someting tells me, this title reign may be the longest in the companies history.
Bytchoff: Well I for one think Eddie is going to a multiple title holder and with talent like I just saw here tonight, this guy is bad moe foe!
Ryan: Eric, lets not let the fact Eddie is world champion under score the fact, there is one very angry Spaz Forte roaming around in the back, and should he find Eddie and his crew.. well...
Bytchoff: I agree Ryan! Eddie Outlaw and Spaz Forte may one day hook up, but lets not forget how angry Stonewall or even Karl Davis can get.
Ryan: WHAT Johnny Extreme?
Bytchoff: I never forget the number contender! Mr. Extreme lost a tough one tonight, but trust me, he will be back in the saddle again. Well folks it's time for our Main Event of the evening so lets go to the ring with Michael Stufffher.
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen this is our Main Event of the evening and is for the WeWA Heavyweight Championship of the world! About to enter the ring is a man who is really needs no introductions. This wrestler is the only WeWA athlete to every single championship other than the one he is trying for tonight. Canada, give it up for the current, WeWA Intercontinental Heavyweight Champion, and number one contender. Welcome if you would, "The Man" Mike Johnson!
(The Stadium lights are dimmed and the Ovaltron lights up. Looking up an image of Emillo Estevez from Young Guns II fills the screen. Emillo points the gun and we hear someone say, "You're not God!" And Emillo responds, "Why don't you pull the tigger and find out?" The Ovaltron switches to some Johnson highlights. The curtain parts and Mike walks out to the tune of Notorious Thugg by "BIGGY". Entering the ring with his IC strap slung over his shoulder, Johnson rubs his hands on his white Nike tear-aways and black "Snake Eyes" T-shirt. He enters the ring and poses holding the IC title and raises his hands to middle fingers and grins hopping down waiting as Tina and Mike wait for Snake Eyes to enter. Engaging in a deep kiss, the introductions continue.)
Ryan: Mike Johnson looks great and I thinks it's apparent to everyone in the WeWA, tonight Johnson may for fill the destiny he start over one year ago.
Bytchoff: That's one impressive stare.
Stuffher: And his opponent, he is a native of Baltimore Maryland and weighed in tonight at 264 pounds. Throughout is stay in the WeWA, many have prematurely called an end to career on several occasions. But each time this champion was counted out, he came back stronger. Ladies and gentlemen, rise up from your seats, and put your hands together for "The Extreme Millennium Man", "The Man of 1001 Belts", "The F-N Ralphus", "The Hardcore ICON", "The History Maker". Here he is, the one, the only WeWA.. Heavyweight.. Champion.. of.. The.. World!! Snake Eyes!
("Sweet Emotions" by Aerosmith ignites a series of boos and as the music kicks in, Snake Eyes sprints down the isle diving head first into the ring.)
Ryan: Listen to the boos! Canada hates Snake Eyes!
Bytchoff: My god, look radio personality The Pro put on the bad mouth.
Ryan: And look at that! Snake Eyes just gave him a face full of mush.
Bytchoff: The electricity is racing through this stadium and both men have walked to the center of the ring. It's a stare down! Snake just unsnapped his belt, referee calls for the bell. Here we GO!
(A sly grin crosses Snake's face and as Mike Johnson admires the twenty five pounds of gold, Snake Eyes jams a thumb into the challengers eye. Johnson bends over backing up looking to clear his vision when Snake grabs him by his blonde hair connecting with two nasty head butts. A third one just because he can, and the champion caps off the assault with a high knee lift to the face. Raising his hands in the air, Snake Eyes liberally presents the bird for all the thousands of booing fans. Johnson's lip is busted open and staggering to his feet, Snake applies his motorcycle boot to the face of Johnson. Rotating the challenger to one knee, Snake jams Mike's head between his thighs and sitting back drills Johnson head first into the mat with a pile driver. The World Champion hooks the leg and Mario Lane slaps the mat. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Ryan: Damn that was close!
Bytchoff: Fans we have finally located Spaz Forte and apparently he is trying to convince both Komona and Paul Pucci President of the CIW, that he should be the special guest referee/enforcer.
Ryan: I just got cut off and did I hear Komona agree to this?
Bytchoff: I couldn't make out the final verbiage but Forte was wearing a referee's shirt. If he gets the OK, who's side will be on or will the Ambassador call it right down the middle?
(Back in the ring, Snake lifts Johnson up and suddenly the IC champion falls to both knees executing a downward chin buster. Tina Sweet yells to her man tossing in Johnson's kendo stick. Mike swings hard blasting Snake over the head and the world champion reels. Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack!Whack! Whack! Whack! Whack! Snake's head breaks open like the Titantic's hull and as the blood pours the crowd cheers!)
Bytchoff: Oh my god, the TEAM OUTLAW symbol is pulsing on the Ovaltron and could this mean that Eddie Outlaw is going to interject himself into this long awaited match up?
(The Ovaltron continues the pulse and Mike Johnson looking to spill more blood, tosses Snake out of the ring to the concrete floor. Mike opens up a table from under the ringside and arching backwards, breaks Snake Eyes through the table with vertical suplex. CRACK! Johnson reaches under the ring dragging out a second table and opening it up, places a mound of barb wire on the surface. Johnson body slams Snake not only onto the barb wire, but onto the barb as well and Snake arches in pain.)
Ryan: The IC champion is going for Air Johnson!
Bytchoff: Johnson launches his body from his perch missing with a leg drop and goes right through the barb wire and the table! Good god, this is going to get ugly!
(Snake Eyes wipes the blood from his eyes and cranking Johnson up, tombstones the challenger face first into the barb wire. Mike Johnson's face becomes covered with blood and Snake Eyes who's know leaning up against the railing begins to smile. Johnson starts pulling himself up with the aid of the apron, but Snake punches him in the back of the head. Snake is going to suplex Johnson on the barb wire and lifting up hard, Johnson counters with Enigma [ddt]! Tina Sweet tosses Mike a chair and blasting Snake over the head, hooks the leg as the crowd goes crazy. 1.. 2.. 3!)
Ryan: Johnson did it!
Bytchoff: No Snake Eyes kicked out and here comes Spaz Forte running down the isle with a referee's shirt!
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, the new special guest referee will be Spaz Forte!
(Johnson shakes his head and can't believe Snake kicked out, Grabbing hold of the steel chair again, Johnson reaches back and Spaz yanks the chair from his hands. Johnson and Spaz begin to argue but Mike quickly tosses Snake into the ring continuing with the assault. Johnson picks up his discarded kendo stick and reaching back once again Spaz Forte looking to keep it clear, yanks the weapon from Johnson's hands. Mike Johnson is furious and connecting with a pile driver hooks the leg. 1.. 2.. 3!!)
Ryan: Foot on the ropes!
Bytchoff: Forte just slapped the mat three times and I think we have a new World Champion! No wait a minute, Forte is waving the count off and it's apparent Snake Eyes didn't kick out because he had his leg on the rope. Johnson is celebrating and he thinks he won!
(Getting to both legs, Johnson turns towards Snake as Forte lowers his arms. Super Kick by Snake Eyes finds the mark and Johnson is hurt! Snake Eyes climbs to the top rope looking to put an end to the match when over the safety rail jumps radio personality The Pro with a framed gold record! The Pro blasts Snake right in the back with the frame and as the glass shatters so does Snake Eyes from the top turn buckle and into the ring. Spaz is screaming at The Pro and demanding he be removed.)
The Pro: WeWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. That's what a call a chart busta!
Ryan: The Pro may die for what he just did.
Bytchoff: Johnson's covering Snake but Forte is refusing to count! Hold on, it's Mr. batee and Crazy Ones! All three Misfits hit the ring, and begin clearing house. Out of the ring goes Johnson courtesy of Missing Link! Spaz is next care of Maniac Mike, and Snake Eyes rolls to the floor avoiding a Mr. batee double stomp! Forte is calling for the bell and this one's over!
Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, as a result of outside interference, Spaz Forte has declared his bout a no contest! And still your WeWA World Heavyweight Champion, "The History Maker" Snake Eyes!
Ryan: Damn was this card full of action!
Bytchoff: Well folks, the "Team Outlaw" symbol is still pulsing on the Ovaltron, and we are out of time! Congratulations to Eddie Outlaw on his World Championship win and on behalf of the WeWA, CWI, nobody Inc. and Komona, good night from Canada and we'll see you next week!
(As the security tears apart the feuding parties, the camera fades with back room shot of a very angry Karl Davis shaking his head.)
end TNE