Stuffher: WeWA fans, this is our Main Event of the evening and it's set for one fall with a 1 hour time limit! As the cell lowers around the ringside area, notice there are two ladders in the center of the ring. Suspended above will be the world title, and the first person to grab hold of that dream, will walk away our WeWA leader. Now then, Tombstone, are you ready? [crowd pops]. I said, ARE YOU RRREADY!!!! [crowd explodes with chants of snake snake snake snake] Well then, for the thousands in attendance, and millions, including that pompus jackass at home who thought this promotion would die without him, watching at home. Ladies and gentlemen lets get rrrready to rumbleeeee! Introducing the first of three men who are to enter into the cage, this man weighing in tonight at an amazing 327 pounds, this 6 foot seven inch monster goes by the name "Assassin" and is without a doubt one of the most dangerous men in the promotion. Welcome if you would, this is Karl Davis!

(The lights go out and Assassin Karl Davis walks down towards ringside, giving a cold stare at the ring and never taking his eyes off the center of ringside. Out of his pocket he pulls a razor blades, cutting his forehead open and screams, "LETS GET THIS SHIT STARTED!!!!!!!")

Ryan: This man is disturbed!

Bytchoff: More than Demon and Natas.

Ryan: Lets not get carried away.

Stuffher: And his opponent, he weighed in tonight at two hundred and ninety seven pounds. Straight from New Jersey, welcome if you would, Eddie Outlaw!

(The lights in the arena go out and "Better Than You" by Metallica plays as the Ovaltron lights up. Parting the curtain, out steps Eddie Outlaw with a grin on his face and begins to make his way to the ring. As the Team Outlaw logo pulses on the Ovaltron, Eddie displays his MOST WANTED tatoo on his right arm to the cameras. Both his ears are pierced and with his short blonde hair beaming in the lights, it's apparent Eddie is one of the most cockiest players in the game.)

Ryan: This guys ego is huge and will if you ask me, he just has a way with explaining all his loses away.

Bytchoff: Well a master at the mind game, you have to say Eddie is the favorite in this match up.

Stuffher: And finally he hails from Balitmore Maryland, and is called by many, the best in the business. Tonight he enters into this ring for the 14th consecutive Pay-Per-View in his WeWA career. This is the place where it all began for this man, and place where if he loses his title tonight, it may all end. Raise the roof for the man you all love to hate. He is the man of 1001 nicknames, the extreme millenium man, he is the undisputed, WeWA Heavyweight Champion of the World. This is "The History Maker" Snake Eyes!

(The arena goes black and as red & blue lasers begin to pulse and spin, smoke fills the entrance was "Sweet Emotion" by Aerosmith begins to blast out over the speakers. Snake greatest moments are played in sequential order as time after time, the Snake Byte is hit. And time after time, the referee put his hand down for the third time. Snake is shown raising countless belts. Finally, the ovaltron goes to a closeup of the WeWA World Championship belt. As a strobe light illuminates the curtain, the belt explodes outwards as foreworks erupt from all over. Snake Eyes steps out from the back at the exact moment this all begins. Adjusting the strap that hangs over his right shoulder, Snake gives a kiss to Roxanne, and directs her back to the locker room. The crowd is popping harder than ever, and strutting down the isle with a very determined look, he tosses the belt to the timekeepper entering the cage.)

Bytchoff: Mario Lane is the one in charge of this bout and as he calls for the bell, we are on our way. Here we GO!

 

Ryan: Eric the match isn't starting because Eddie is cursing at the referee about calling it right down the middle and good lord, Karl Davis just applied that vicious double clench choke hold!

Bytchoff: He's choking Outlaw_OUT!

(Snake Eyes turns and in the middle of charging forward, stops and begins to clap for the illegal maneuver. It appears the champion is content with seeing Eddie Outlaw choked out than mixing it up with Davis. Releasing the choke hold, Eddie falls to the mat gasping for air and as Davis points at Snake with crazy eyes, Mike c. motions with both hands to bring it on! Both men begin to exchange punches in the center of the ring, and going back and forth, Snake runs his motorcycle boot into the stomach of Davis taking the advantage. Jab in the eye with an UN manicured thumb and Karl is blinded. Irish whip into the ropes by the champion and Davis is sent to the mat with a clothes line. Snake continues with the offense by lifting Davis off the mat again and executing another Irish whip! Huge sidewalk slam by the champion and the crowd rises to their feet. From behind, Eddie Outlaw lowers a double axe handle across the back of Snake Eyes's neck and it seems like it's time for some Eddie-ball! Lifting Snake off the mat, Eddie sends the champion into the ropes with an Irish whip and lowering his center of gravity, Eddie hits a second rope hotshot! The champion's neck snaps back and the crowd begins to boo.)

Bytchoff: Forget about Scott Bayo, Eddie is in charge and as Davis charges, Outlaw sends him over the top rope with a powerful back body drop.

Ryan: Eddie continues to put the boots to Snake Eyes and pulling on the top rope, he just kicked him under the bottom rope and too the floor!

(Outlaw sets up a ladder inside the ring, near the ropes, and climbing to the top, flies off landing on both men with a 20 foot high cross body block! Irish whip into the steel stairs on Snake Eyes by Outlaw and this thing just seems to be getting worse by the minute for Davis and Snake!)

Ryan: The stairs just came apart from that hard collision and good gaawwwwdddd no! Snake is holding his shoulder. I think it's that old high school injury!!

Bytchoff: Outlaw now focuses his attention on Davis and sending him into the cell face first, Eddie follows with a spinning discus punch! The punch lands square and Davis slides down the cell to the floor.

(Snake Eyes charges with fire in his eyes but Eddie side steps the champion sending him into the cage too! Eddie begins to bang Snake's head into the cell's bar and busting open the champion, the crowd continues to yell obscenities. Body slam on Karl Davis keeps Outlaw in control and as Eddie goes to pick Karl off the floor once again, Davis tosses powder into the eye of Eddie! Thrust chop to the throat by Karl causes Eddie to back up against the cage and ripping into Outlaw's flesh, Davis unleashes some hard flesh stinging chops! Boot to the midsection followed by a Karl Davis Mafia kick and Karl points to the bloody world champion. Repeated punches by Davis cover his fist in crimson and Snake is tossed back into the ring. Eddie tries to get up on the apron but Davis kicks him in the face making this match Snake verses Davis, mono-a-mono!! Davis once again applies his strangle hold and Snake fades fast from the lack of oxygen.)

Bytchoff: The Pro is jumping up and down, and listen to him get all over Snake Eyes!!!

The Pro: Snake Eyes... YOU SUCK!

Ryan: Davis has the ladder up and is going for the win!

Bytchoff: Karl Davis is living a dream, will he be the next the champion as he climbs rung by rung? Snake is still down, and he's not going to stop him! NO!!!!!

(From the outside, Eddie Outlaw tackles the ladder sending Karl Davis to the mat without the championship belt. Kick to the back of Snake Eyes by a regenerated Eddie Outlaw and on the outside, The Pro is leading the chants.)

The Pro: Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!

Fans: Shut up big mouth!

The Pro: HEY! SCREW YOU!

(Back in the ring Eddie executes a textbook vertical suplex on Karl Davis and The Assassin is planting over the rungs of the ladder. Davis is in serious pain and lifting him off the mat, Eddie sends Karl into the corner via an Irish whip! BOOM! Eddie lays in some huge chops and on the third, Karl's black bandanna flies off his head. Applying a side head lock, Eddie twists his finger in a circle and leaping in the air, smashes Karl's face into the ladder with a nasty bull dog! Davis is busted wide open. The blood pours from his head and look at Eddie Outlaw smiling.)

Bytchoff: He just slapped Davis in the face, my god, that's just wrong!

Ryan: Fans, Snake hasn't moved in very long time and I think someone may want to get into the ring and carry him to the back.

(Realizing Snake is out cold, Eddie sets up the ladder and begins to climb towards the belt. With Karl seriously hurt, there's no one to stop Eddie from becoming the NEW WeWA CHAMPION, except...)

Bytchoff: Snake Eyes is up! He just popped up to feet! My god, the master of the mind game was playing possum! The champion drops kicks the ladder and look out, down goes Eddie in a free fall to the arena floor. Listen to the crowd!

Crowd: Holy $hit! Holy $hit! Holy $hit!

(Snake Eyes points to Davis and screams, "LET's Dance!" and cranking down with a full nelson, the champion steps through transitioning into a side Russian leg sweep. Davis somehow gets to he feet and spinning around in confusion, he a decked by a flying Snake Eyes clothes line. On the outside, Eddie is holding his ankle and screaming for TEAM OUTLAW! Tilting the ladder into the corner, Snake forces a collision with Karl Davis and the ladder. The ladder remains upright in the corner but stumbling out of the corner, Davis runs into a boot! Pulling his head down, Snake Eyes executes a pulling pile driver and applies his new move, Anaconda [crippler cross face].)

Bytchoff: Snake is simply looking to hurt Davis and at this point I don't think the title is first in his mind! Look at him pull back! My god the man is a mass of muscles and veins!

Ryan: Snake is in the best shape of his life and if I was putting together a dream match between him and Darrel Besolve, I would have Snake Eyes coming out on top by a land slide.

Bytchoff: Look, it's Outlaw and he's on the top turnbuckle behind the ladder! Oh my god, he's going to ride the ladder down like a bronco right onto Davis and Snake! No Eddie! NO!!!!!

(Pushing off the turnbuckle, Eddie slams the ladder onto both men and Snake releases the hold. Outlaw connects with a neck breaker on Davis! No, Davis counters pushing Eddie into the rope. Picking up the ladder, Karl tosses it at Outlaw and it not only hits him, but breaks as it falls outside the ring.)

Bytchoff: One ladder, one dream, one belt, one champion! Who will it be?

(Davis screams it's over and looking to hit Assassination, Eddie counters with his finisher Sunset [rock bottom]. The crowd being to throw soda against the cage and it's because Eddie Outlaw is the only wrestler moving inside the cage. Setting up the ladder, Eddie begins his climb towards fame. The Pro is jumping up and down, and half way up the ladder, the lights in the arena go out!)

Bytchoff: Good lord it's not!

Ryan: What the hell was that crack?

(Suddenly the entrance is bathed in a lime green light and as "Muzzle" by the Smashing Pumpkins begins to rip into the speaker system, the BA arena becomes unglued!)

Bytchoff: This is the music of the first ever World Heavyweight Champion this promotion has ever had! Where is he? Where is Morbis and his Megafreak!!!!!!!!! Mr. batee said someone would dance with the devil, and my god, is this what he meant?

(Just as quickly as the frenzy came, the lights come back on and the music stops. Gasping into the cage, we can see the ladder has gone straight through the ring, and a big gaping hole is the cause of the crack heard. The Championship belt has been pulled off the hook and as the crowd cheers, we see Snake Eyes and Karl Davis are unconscious and Eddie Outlaw is too! There was no Megafreak, no devil, but as the referee begins to call for the bell, we see the World Heavyweight Championship belt resting peacefully on the chest of Snake Eyes.)

Ryan: Good gaawwwddd, who has done all of this?

Bytchoff: Fans, the ring is a mess, all three men are out cold, and believe it or not, Snake Eyes has defended his belt.

Stuffher: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner of the bout, and STILL WeWA Heavyweight Champion of the WOOORLD! "The History Maker" Snake Eyes!

Bytchoff: AHHHH!!! What the hell was that!

Ryan: Oh my!

(Just as the closing verbiage is about to be called, a mysterious gloved hand reaches from the hole created by the ladder into the ring, and snatches the World Heavyweight Championship belt from Snake's chest. The mysterious hand and as the belt slowly slides back into the hole, the security hits the area in an attempt to catch the thief. As the cage is lifted, we hear several of the men screaming, there's no one under here! There's no one here!)

end PPV

Mr. batee OOC: Well it's been a while since I addressed you all, and a while since I truly enjoyed writing a show as much as I have this one.

The effort on the role-play board was the best I have ever seen since opening these doors. The quality was/is second to none, and with our applications over flowing, I think it's safe to say we are set for a very long time talent wise. Guys. people apply to this federation because they see a bunch of friends who love competing against each other.

Activity on the RP board is what they see, and this indicates you are into the service, we are providing.

Always remember, it's YOU the athletes that make the federation and not the chairman. Without you active, I can't write, and without good writing/ideas, this promotion will fail. This is why I say to you, if your opponent doesn't RP, please don't sit back and think you are going to get the free ride. Sometimes I will secretly judge a match based on two weeks, and if you slack off, this hurts you.

But e-wrestling should not be a chore, it should not be a pain. Writing is an art and if your wrestler loses and you have been writing your heart out, please trust me, I will get to you! Everyone has their day in the sun, and everyone takes something from each show.

So we have a ton of run-ins, but players, without these run-ins to help the others who lost continue with their characters, the interest will fade.

Next the champions will slack, and then the president. Pretty much the overall effort goes in the toilet, and the federation closes. This will not happen to us as long as I can continue to entertain.

All I need you guys to be is active, and like I said before, you have all impressed me to no end with some of the material you have challenged me with. Hints, use the site for material in your rp's and let me help you. If you disagree with something in the magazine, lets hear it in your rp's! A HOTline rumor false? Well right the wrong. If you like the idea, build on it, I will follow your ideas. Be creative! Win or lose a poll, use that too! The radio has a ton of material and as you can see, Snake Eyes has already picked a fight with the Pro. Use the regions to your advantage. Have you ever noticed Kid Evil is loved in Japan but hated in Canada? These are the things that will save you from being bored with your characters.

Now, as of right now, one of you has the world title and has made a pact with me not to reveal yourself. Snake, this month you will be finding out just who that person is, and getting to the answer will be as challenging as it was for me to think of question.

We also have some mystery tag team players called Vital Operations who have become our new world tag team champions, they too will be unveiled soon. Word for these guys is this, The Crazy Ones are hot on your tail!

I am stepping up the complexity of the game and will be challenging you all.

Once again, I thank you for all the effort given this month, and a special thank you to YOU KNOW WHO for bringing this federation some of the best role-players I have seen in a long time. Karl Davis was also a recruit from one of our players and for angle purposes I can not reveal these wrestlers.

Guys, if you all take a page out of books of these guys this federation will grow! More guys, mean more matches/challenges. If you see a search engine, put us in. If you are in chat and someone is looking to join, give them the link. If you have a home page, post our logo!!

I will also be putting together a bio page for all who are interested. I already have some, and if you want to be a part of it, just send me an email. If you are having trouble, ask me and I will help you.

Finally, we are rapidly approaching our Second Annual Knyte Awards!! This is not just some little you vote and I post the results thing. It's a full blow out night of writing with all the stars of the WeWA in attendance. I am trying to have some type of inactive features for you too keep you busy during the show. We have already begun the voting and if you are interested in doing an interview as you enter the Awards Show please see our VP Mike c.. Every so often we will post a ballot on the RP board and I am asking everyone to PLEASE vote!!! This show cannot work without you the players!

Well I have said enough, and will close by saying, sorry the show was late, but I hope win or lose, you ALL enjoyed the brutality!

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