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Viruz: We're back!
MM: Let's check in on the VxWTron and see what's cookin'!
(Camera switches to the VxWTron)
MM: It's Jebodiah! He's walking down the halls, getting
ready for his match with-
Viruz: Steve Sinister! Sinister appeared behind Jebodiah! He has a baseball
bat! Ahh! Clonked Jebodiah from behind with the bat! Jebodiah's out!
MM: Thank God we won't have to see him wrestle. Sinister's just softening
Jeb up before their match! More bat hits to the head of Jebodiah! His face
is bleeding!
Viruz: This isn't right! I'm going to have some words with Steve. If there's
any dirty stuff to be done here, I'M the one who does it! Steve's pushing
it here!
MM: Oh well. Let's get on to the next match!
Blur's Song 2 plays and the crowd cheers as the Great
Executioner walks down to the ring.
Viruz: And his opponent! In his professional wrestling
debut! Ruff Ryder Mike Mills!
MM: This guy has been hyping himself for months! Now he finally gets to show
his stuff!
Viruz: Damn straight! I can't wait to see him in action!
No one walks down the aisle.
MM: Oh, that's right! He quit!
Viruz: Scared of his first match, huh? Figures.
MM: Well, TGE picks up a win due to a no-show by Mike
Mills. We'll be back after a short commercial break!
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MM: During the commercials, Mr ViRuZ chewed Steve Sinister
out for his outlandish actions! The doctor concluded that Jebodiah was unfit
to wrestle tonight and will be out indefinitely. Steve Sinister now has no
match scheduled tonight and is reported to be quite angry. Oh! Here's Viruz,
back!
Viruz: Alright, screw the Sinister/Jebodiah match! No decision! Let's head
on to the main event!
Smashmouth's Allstar plays and the crowd pops as Enigma
makes his way down to the ring in his trenchcoat.
Viruz: This kid would be ghetto trash if I hadn't rehired
him and given him an opportunity to shine!
Korn's Falling Away From Me plays as the arena is immersed
in blue. An explosion lights up the ramp.
MM: And here comes Alastor Stonewall!
Viruz: Now that is one bad mofo!
MM: This match starting off fast and furious! Alastor
and Enigma exchanging right hands!
Viruz: These two sure hate each other!
MM: Alastor clotheslines Enigma, knocks him down!
Viruz: Enigma pops back up, ducks another clothesline, takes Stonewall down
with a drop toe hold!
MM: Stonewall gets up, grapples Enigma! Enigma swings behind Alastor, goes
for a belly to back suplex!
Viruz: Alastor counters with a back kick to Enigma's groin! Ha ha ha, Enigma's
down!
MM: Alastor bounces off the ropes, hits an elbow drop! Covers!
Viruz: One! Kickout!
MM: Stonewall taunting the fans! They're booing him! Throwing some trash
at him!
Viruz: Enigma grabs the distracted Stonewall whips him to the ropes!
MM: Alastor reverses, Enigma sent to the ropes!
Viruz: Stonewall runs after him, clotheslines him clean over the top rope!
MM: Enigma falls hard to the floor!
Viruz: Stonewall climbs out after him, goes to pick Enigma up.
MM: Enigma surprised Stonewall by playing possum! Gets a cheap punch on
Stonewall!
Viruz: Stonewall punches back! Enigma slides out of the way, slams Stonewall's
head on the barricades!
MM: Enigma slides back into the ring!
Viruz: Stonewall sure isn't very popular with the fans! He's down, resting
on the outside barricades and- oh my God! A fan in the front row is punching
away at Stonewall!
MM: Stonewall punches back! The kid is knocked out! The fans are starting
to riot!
Viruz: And Enigma is on the top rope turnbuckle! He's about to execute a
high-risk maneuver onto Stonewall on the outside!
MM: Enigma goes for a missile drop kick!
Viruz: Stonewall moves out of the way! Enigma lands hard outside! Stonewall
climbs back in the ring!
MM: Stonewall taunting the fans again, gets another shower of boos!
Viruz: Enigma slowly climbing back in the ring! Stonewall helps him by suplexing
him inside!
MM: He covers!
Viruz: One! Two! Enigma kicks out!
MM: Stonewall is signaling for it! He's signaling for the Avalanche!
Viruz: Enigma struggles to get to his feet! Stonewall grabs him, puts him
in position!
MM: No! Enigma breaks free of the reverse DVD, slips behind Stonewall and
shoves him forward!
Viruz: Alastor stumbles forward, knocks out the referee! The ref is out!
MM: And look who's in! Steve Sinister is running down the aisle!
Viruz: Enigma grabs Stonewall from behind! Sets him up! Pump handle slam!
MM: He calls it the Holocaust! He nails it!
Viruz: Enigma covers! There's no ref, though! Sinister gets in the ring!
Everyone knows of the intense hatred between Stonewall and himself! Is he
here to help Enigma?
MM: Sinister talking to Enigma! They both grab Stonewall! It looks like they're
going for a double suplex on Stonewall! They lift him up…and hit it!
Viruz: This is an outrage! Sinister and Enigma stomping away on Stonewall's
fallen body!
MM: The ref is coming to…he's getting up!
Viruz: What the-? Sinister just kicked ENIGMA in the sternum! He sets him
up…Sinister Suplex! He gets it! Enigma is now knocked cold!
MM: I don't believe this…what's he doing?
Viruz: Sinister grabs Stonewall, lays him on Enigma! The ref is back up!
He counts!
MM: One! Two! Three! Stonewall's won! Stonewall won!
Korn's Falling Away From Me plays as Stonewall and Enigma
are still knocked out in the ring.
Viruz: And look at Sinister! He's still kicking away
at Enigma! Folks, we're out of time for this week! For the Middleman, I'm
Viruz! See you later!!
