[The camera is panning around a medium size room. There are all sorts of computers, monitors, and technical stuff lined up. Sitting at a chair is a WeW Interviewer who has a headset on. There is also an empty chair with a headset on it.]

WeW Interviewer (Mike): Welcome back fans to another edition of WeW Live! Tonight we have a very special guest. Please get ready for rookie sensation Alastor Stonewall!

[Falling Away From Me by KoRn plays as Alastor enters from a door. He sits down in the unoccupied chair, and puts on the headset.]

Stonewall: Thanks for inviting me here Mike. Now, let's focus on my match for this coming Tuesday. As everyone knows, I am getting a shot at the US Heavyweight Title this coming Tuesday. And my opponent calls himself the Sultun of Smack. Stevey Sinister.

Mike: And we all would agree that this will be no easy matchup for someone like you. Stevey Sinister has been in WeW for quite some time now, and after listening to MaNkInD's HaRdCoRe HoTlInE, it seems that people are betting against you winning this matchup.

Stonewall: Although I don't like to admit it, yes, Sinister will be the toughest opponent I have yet to face. However, I have yet to lose a normal match. Yes, I do remember that I fell victim to that jobber TaZ, but don't forget that I went to Vegas. And that I was almost screwed over and fired from WeW, but that's all changed now. I'm back, and here to stay!

Mike: I don't think you'll ever let us forget that you say you've yet to lose a match.

Stonewall: Damn right! Sinister, you also have yet to step into the ring with someone like me. You've never faced someone with the athletic talent and technical skill that I possess. If you are looking for an easy match, then don't even show up because you're gonna be in for the fight of your life! You may have the fans cheering for you, you may be able to shoot out catchphrase after catchphrase, and you can call yourself the Sultun of Smack all you want, but there is something that you don't possess, that someone like me contains in every bone of my body.

Mike: Would that be pure hatred?

Stonewall: Hell no! That would be an unquenchable hunger to be the best in this federation! No one possesses the amount of desire that travels throughout my body. And I'm already on the road to being the best, because after Tuesday, you'll be looking at a brand new United States champion.

Mike: But as you said, the fans don't take a liking to you. And recently, they seem to really be bothering you.

Stonewall: Do you really think that I give a damn about the fans? They don't bother me one bit. All those boos do is increase the amount of adrenaline coarsing through my veins! You see, in actuality they are helping me out. And if the fans all of a sudden started cheering me, just to make sure I lose because there will be no adrenaline-pumping boos, then they are wrong. I'd feel the hatred behind those cheers, the raw emotion. And that my friend, would be enough to propell me over the proverbial edge and turn me into an unstoppable killing machine!

Mike: What about Stevey's experience? He is a veteran as you know.

Stonewall: I thought I already answered this question. But seeing as you and all the fans REALLY want to know what goes through Alastor Stonewalls head, I'll answer one more time. Sure, Sinister has experience. But it doesn't mean shit if you underestimate your opponent. So far, every damn wrestler thrown in front of me has underestimated Alastor Stonewall. They claim, "He's just a rookie, he can't stop me." Well, most of them fell to my might! And I am sure that right now Sinister is sitting at home and thinking about how he has it made, and how this match against the rookie Stonewall is gonna be a walk in the park. That is his own personal mistake.

Mike: Well, that clears that up. Since your segment is almost over, let's take some callers. Bob, you are on the air.

Caller Bob: Thank you. Stonewall, do you really think you have a chance against the Daddy of Wack, the Sultun of Smack? Man, you really must be smoking something!

Mike: And your response?

Stonewall: Do you think I really care about the stupid Stevey Sinister marks? Geez, all these kids do is say all his catchphrases in school to try to look "cool".

Mike: I see. Now onto caller #2. Andy, your on the air.

Caller Andy: Stonewall, I've been a fan of yours since you entered WeW. You've amazed me with your sheer talent and wrestling skill. Now, onto my question. What are you gonna do once you win the United States championship I feel you so rightly observe?

[Alastor glances at the WeW chattroom monitor. Multiple people are saying "Get this idiot mark off the air" and other such comments.]

Stonewall: Well Andy, when I become the United States champion, I'm gonna give you a title shot. And if you believed that, then I suggest you find a wall, move your head backwards, and proceed to move it forward at a very fast speed towards it until you hear a cracking sound and see a red liquid squirting from your cranium.

Mike: I'll take one more caller. J...

[Alastor stands up]

Stonewall: No more callers. I'm outta here. Thanks for having me, and Sinister, remember to shine that United States strap up real pretty, because I need it to look its best when it hangs around my waist.

Mike: Alright. We're all looking forward to your upcoming match.

[Falling Away From Me plays as Stonewall removes the headset and leaves the room. The music stops as the door closes. The camera pans back to Mike.]

Mike: Thank you WeW fans, and stayed tuned for another edition of WeW Live!

[The WeW Live! theme plays as the internet show goes off the air.]