Surprise Crazy Ones! We're here, and ready to take back our titles!

\....The scene opens up on the two masked men, standing in front of a large man. The two men are somewhat in awe of this larger man, and make themselves look somewhat smaller in his presence. Either way, they explain a grim situation to him..../

Masked Man #1: ...and that is how we lost the tag team belts to The Crazy Ones. We're really sorry boss, but that bastard Batee had to interfere and cost us the match!

Masked Man #2: You can review the footage for yourself Mr. ViRuZ. We were robbed plain and simple.

Mr. ViRuZ: Silence! Why did I get you two idiots to try and do something I could have taken care of myself!

Masked Man #1: Well, we do get a rematch against The Crazy Ones this Thursday in Japan. Not all of our hope is lost yet.

Masked Man #2: The best thing is that Batee is bared from the Eggdome, so we can easily scoop the belts up from The Crazy Ones. Don't worry boss, everything is under control.

Mr. ViRuZ: It better be, because if you don't come back with those belts after Thursday, you may not live to see your next match! You hear me?

Masked Man #1: Yes sir.

Masked Man #2: Yes sir.

Mr. ViRuZ: So what are you waiting for? Go cut a promo or something! Inform me of your progress when Thursday arrives, I may just attend the event to make sure things go according to plan.

\....The two masked men bow in front of their boss. They leave his presence and the building they were in..../

Masked Man #1: Damn, that was close. I was sure that he was gonna shoot us or something.

Masked Man #2: Gotta watch out for that ViRuZ, he's a loose cannon. Well, I don't really think that our job will be all that hard anyway, I mean, it is just The Crazy Ones after all.

Masked Man #1: Good point. Anyway, we need to find a camera.

Masked Man #2: Leave that to me.

\....Masked Man #1 follows #2 down the sidewalk. They stop out in front of an electronics store..../

Masked Man #1: Ah, I see what you're thinking of doing.

\....Masked Man #2 merely nods in agreement and enters the store. Not much later is there a bunch of screaming and people running out in terror. Masked Man #2 comes back out holding a portable camera..../

Masked Man #2: See? Piece of cake.

\....The two men walk down to an abandoned warehouse, and enter it. There, they light a couple of gas-powered lanterns and set the portable camera up. Masked Man #1 sets it for delay record, and then walks into position..../

Masked Man #1: So, The Crazy Ones are going, well, absolutely crazy over getting the belts away from us. Good for you, let's all have a hand for them. Thing is, when you're crazy, reality gets a bit blurred. Delusions of grandeur pollute the mind, and drops your focus. They think that we went away, never to be heard from again. Well, were they wrong! We are back, ready to infest the tag ranks with our excellance, dominating the division and reclaiming what is ours!

Masked Man #2: That's right Crazy Ones, we are going to get back what is ours. First off, this is a question to Maniac. Why is it that you constantly do your Beavis and Butthead imitation every time you open your mouth? Hee hee, look I can do it to, hee hee. Give us a break. And as for The Missing Link, the only thing that is really missing is talent. Bet your surprised I didn't say his brain was missing, aren't you? Anyone who runs in front of cars and is stuck in straitjackets for no obvious reason isn't much of a threat. Don't you agree?

Masked Man #1: Sure do. If this guy will run at cars, then he will run at us. Problem is, we actually intend to hurt others. We love to see PPPPAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNN, as the Link so eloquently puts it. Now, some would argue that Link feels no pain, but I would beg to differ. As wierd as he is, he is still human. He has desires, goals, and feelings, no matter how demented they are. And with that comes the ability to feel pain, in one form or another. He may not feel physical pain, but how about the mental pain that will twist his already sick mind once he take the belts back? How will he feel then? By that point, his mind will snap so much that he will need to be shot. Plain and simple.

Masked Man #2: Now we have Maniac, the more stable one of the two. However, that stability is obviously not by much. As I said before, this guy seems to idolize Beavis and Butthead. I cannot think that his wrestling ability would be much more impressive than that repetitive laugh of his. I am sure however that he won't be laughing all that much once he is pinned under those bright Japanese lights for the one, two, three! Those belts are as good as ours!

\....Masked Man #1 and #2 both share a laugh..../

Masked Man #1: Now, how about those new guys, The Carters?

Masked Man #2: You mean the modern day cowboys?

Masked Man #1: Yep. I mean, these guys make fake belts just to make themselves feel better about themselves. Can you believe that? It makes me sick. Carters, let me give you a little hint. No one takes too kindly to people who have to get fake things to make themselves look better. It's called being pathetic. If you want the belts so bad, go out and earn them the correct way.

Masked Man #2: However, that will be near impossible when we win those belts back from the Crazy's. You don't want to mess with us, because it is a mistake that you will definitely regret! So you can take that, and shove it up your horses ass that you probably make love to every night!

\....Both men laugh as they slowly make their way to the camera and turn it off..../

Vital Operations with leader Mr. ViRuZ