Sorry, we won't be leaving THAT soon!
\....The camera fuzz slowly dissolves to show two masked men laughing in front of the camera. After a few seconds, the larger Masked Man picks up the camera and shows everyone exactly what they thought was so funny. It shows a man knocked out cold lying on the cold cement. Upon closer inspection, it is the very man who was holding the camera. Masked Man #1 pans the camera around to show they are still in the same basement from last time..../ Masked Man #1: So, surprised to see us again? I bet you all are. Masked Man #2: Hahaha, you can't get rid of Vital Operations by simply ignoring us. Well, it won't work, it simply can't work! Masked Man #1: However, there are some people who don't know when to keep their damn mouths shut! Masked Man #2: Yes, we are referring to Troy Flash and Alastor Stonewall, the team that thinks they can actually take away our tag team titles. Masked Man #1: Now Alastor Stonewall, I thought I put you in your place last time we spoke, but I see that you can't seem to learn. Are you a hypocrite? I heard you hated hardcore matches, you hated the streetfighting style. So, why the f--- are you learning how to streetfight, from some two-bit loser no less? Karl Davis is going to kick your ass pretty bad Thursday. Davis, I gotta ask you a favor, leave some of Stonewall for me, I really need to give him what's coming to him! \....Masked Man #1 laughs cold heartedly..../ Masked Man #1: Destined to be fired? Hardly! Komona can't get rid of us, try as she may. We are an infestation, an uncurable disease that only grows stronger by each growing day! We got these belts because the Tag Team situation is hopeless! Masked Man #2: Well....this man, he thinks he's strong and tough that he is fighting a man, twice his size, twice his strength, and twice his power. Yes, the man I am talking about is "The Human Urethra" Troy Flash. So, chimp boy...you think your so tough? Your the man, of...twenty something nicknames. Oooh, I'm scared of this freak! Get me a blankey! Masked Man #1: Anyway, anyone want to challenge us? Anyone want to be claims to fame? Then bring it, come out and make an open challenge. Or Komona, how about signing us a match? \....Masked Man #1 thinks about other things to say, and then he remembers..../ Masked Man #1: Well, I must say to The Pro that you have to be the most annoying piece of trash I ever had the misfortune of hearing. Golden voice of WeWA indeed. Take yourself back to your trailor park neighborhood, and find a replacement! So, as for your offer, we must decline. We don't need YOUR hoes, they are extremely easy to find, especially in a place like the WeWA! Masked Man #2: Yes Pro, I am from Chigaco, so this side or that side...I don't care. I'm sure my ho's are two times hotter than yours. So, let me speak on six rather annoying other groups, The New Family, Grand Experience, and The Crazy Ones. Although The Crazy Ones are out of the picture for a bit, lets talk about Loverboy Luther Dayne and Destroyer. Are these guys still alive? I feel like a person that person who always drives by roadkill.....then you poke it to see if it's still alive. Well, this is my way of poking the tag team "roadkill". If you are alive, then at least say that you have a match and aknowledge that fact. So until next time.... Masked Man #1: So, while we wait for a 'worthy' challenge to approach us, we will patiently wait. Masked Man #2: You may not be impressed now, but believe me, in a couple weeks, you may just stand up and take notice! Masked Man #1: Wait, what about Grand Experience? Masked Man #2: ... Who is Grand Experience? Masked Man #1: My thoughts exactly...so, I guess, until next time, this is Vital Operations saying if you want a beatdown, come to us...we'll do a little operating of our own! Bwahahahha! \....The camera begins to darken as the the camera's battery runs out..../
\....The camera fuzz slowly dissolves to show two masked men laughing in front of the camera. After a few seconds, the larger Masked Man picks up the camera and shows everyone exactly what they thought was so funny. It shows a man knocked out cold lying on the cold cement. Upon closer inspection, it is the very man who was holding the camera. Masked Man #1 pans the camera around to show they are still in the same basement from last time..../
Masked Man #1: So, surprised to see us again? I bet you all are.
Masked Man #2: Hahaha, you can't get rid of Vital Operations by simply ignoring us. Well, it won't work, it simply can't work!
Masked Man #1: However, there are some people who don't know when to keep their damn mouths shut!
Masked Man #2: Yes, we are referring to Troy Flash and Alastor Stonewall, the team that thinks they can actually take away our tag team titles.
Masked Man #1: Now Alastor Stonewall, I thought I put you in your place last time we spoke, but I see that you can't seem to learn. Are you a hypocrite? I heard you hated hardcore matches, you hated the streetfighting style. So, why the f--- are you learning how to streetfight, from some two-bit loser no less? Karl Davis is going to kick your ass pretty bad Thursday. Davis, I gotta ask you a favor, leave some of Stonewall for me, I really need to give him what's coming to him!
\....Masked Man #1 laughs cold heartedly..../
Masked Man #1: Destined to be fired? Hardly! Komona can't get rid of us, try as she may. We are an infestation, an uncurable disease that only grows stronger by each growing day! We got these belts because the Tag Team situation is hopeless!
Masked Man #2: Well....this man, he thinks he's strong and tough that he is fighting a man, twice his size, twice his strength, and twice his power. Yes, the man I am talking about is "The Human Urethra" Troy Flash. So, chimp boy...you think your so tough? Your the man, of...twenty something nicknames. Oooh, I'm scared of this freak! Get me a blankey!
Masked Man #1: Anyway, anyone want to challenge us? Anyone want to be claims to fame? Then bring it, come out and make an open challenge. Or Komona, how about signing us a match?
\....Masked Man #1 thinks about other things to say, and then he remembers..../
Masked Man #1: Well, I must say to The Pro that you have to be the most annoying piece of trash I ever had the misfortune of hearing. Golden voice of WeWA indeed. Take yourself back to your trailor park neighborhood, and find a replacement! So, as for your offer, we must decline. We don't need YOUR hoes, they are extremely easy to find, especially in a place like the WeWA!
Masked Man #2: Yes Pro, I am from Chigaco, so this side or that side...I don't care. I'm sure my ho's are two times hotter than yours. So, let me speak on six rather annoying other groups, The New Family, Grand Experience, and The Crazy Ones. Although The Crazy Ones are out of the picture for a bit, lets talk about Loverboy Luther Dayne and Destroyer. Are these guys still alive? I feel like a person that person who always drives by roadkill.....then you poke it to see if it's still alive. Well, this is my way of poking the tag team "roadkill". If you are alive, then at least say that you have a match and aknowledge that fact. So until next time....
Masked Man #1: So, while we wait for a 'worthy' challenge to approach us, we will patiently wait.
Masked Man #2: You may not be impressed now, but believe me, in a couple weeks, you may just stand up and take notice!
Masked Man #1: Wait, what about Grand Experience?
Masked Man #2: ... Who is Grand Experience?
Masked Man #1: My thoughts exactly...so, I guess, until next time, this is Vital Operations saying if you want a beatdown, come to us...we'll do a little operating of our own! Bwahahahha!
\....The camera begins to darken as the the camera's battery runs out..../