The Masked Men Speak…
\....It's a very dark place, probably a basement. You can hear water dripping from the ceiling and mice creeping around the damp floor. It gives off a very eerie vibration. A chill is sent up the cameraman's spine as you can see the camera's image shake slightly, it's unfortunate that he must be down here, but he would like to keep his job in tact. You suddenly hear faint footsteps in the distance, four of them. They get nearer and nearer until they are in the camera's light. It is none other than the new tag team champions of the World eWrestling Alliance, Vital Operations..../ Masked Man #1 (Obviously with a voice distorter): Well, we have been a team for only a day and we have gold. Not many tag teams can put that on their resumé. Masked Man #2 (Also With a Voice Distorter): Our plan went just as we wanted, steal the tag team titles, and cause a little chaos in the process. Then we see Steve Sinister get attacked due to the fact that The Crazy Ones thought he was one of us. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. For all you know I could be Steve Sinister, for all you know, I could be Kid Evil, you'll just have to wait patiently and watch us. Anything else you would like to add #1? Masked Man #1: Although we are the champs and they are not, these two athletes, if you can call them that, have already decided to open their traps and try and f--- with us. Their names…Alastor Stonewall and Troy Flash. \....At this time, the cameraman notices that Masked Man #1 is considerably taller than Masked Man #2, but Masked Man #2 seems to be a bit more muscular..../ Masked Man #1: Guess what, I've watch that green bearded monkey Alastor Stonewall strut around for three weeks now, thinking he is God's gift to wrestling. How do I know about you, you ask? Well, there is a little something called taped interviews and archived television shows, so I know much more about you than you think! He thinks that he should be facing people other than Sam Natas! Ha! Your pathetic! You deserve to fight at the bottom of the barrel, where the talent-less slop feeds! I'm going to watch you with a careful eye, Stonewall. Then, when you least expect it, WHAM! You'll be bleeding internally and cruise right to the hospital. \....The two men laugh..../ Masked Man #1: What's more, your facing Karl Davis, an athlete who is currently trying to gain the World Championship! Good luck, you may be taken care of before I even lay my hands on you. Your time is coming, so watch out, cause here I come! Hahaha! Feel like addressing that idiot Troy Flash #2? Masked Man #2: Thank you #1. Troy Flash, I probably know you better than anybody in this federation. You're a good athlete, and you have talent, but that's where it stops. I have no respect for you, and I probably never will. You wanna mess with us? Too bad, I think we're too good for you. Besides, you have a match already this week, against Snake Eyes. Have fun, bwa ha ha! Masked Man #1: So Misfits, the self-proclaimed Crazy Ones, you wanna come after us? I know you do. It's only natural, because PPAAAAIIIIINNNNNN is the only thing your tiny brains understand. However, do you think you'd actually stand a chance against us? Do you think that it's that simple? You guys would have to work overtime, strive hard and persevere in times of great danger. Unfortunately for you both, that wouldn't be enough against us. Someday we may meet in the ring for these… \....Masked Man #1 holds up his tag team title, and so does Masked Man #2..../ Masked Man #1: ...but we won't know that until you re-earn your shot! Masked Man #2: Now, The New Family, Luther Dayne and Destroyer. Well, we would have let you two be alone, let you keep your tag team titles, but you insulted me. You insulted me by being the worst tag team alive, and I felt it unjust to just let you lay back, relax, and just hold those tag titles safely around your waist while talented tag teams such as us, Vital Operations, watch you bumble around the ring. But I see you have to re-earn your title shot against the Grand Experience this week. Have fun…. \....The cameraman turns off the camera but leaves the sound on as the Masked Men continue to share an evil laugh..../ The Tag Team that shocked the world… Vital Operations
\....It's a very dark place, probably a basement. You can hear water dripping from the ceiling and mice creeping around the damp floor. It gives off a very eerie vibration. A chill is sent up the cameraman's spine as you can see the camera's image shake slightly, it's unfortunate that he must be down here, but he would like to keep his job in tact. You suddenly hear faint footsteps in the distance, four of them. They get nearer and nearer until they are in the camera's light. It is none other than the new tag team champions of the World eWrestling Alliance, Vital Operations..../
Masked Man #1 (Obviously with a voice distorter): Well, we have been a team for only a day and we have gold. Not many tag teams can put that on their resumé.
Masked Man #2 (Also With a Voice Distorter): Our plan went just as we wanted, steal the tag team titles, and cause a little chaos in the process. Then we see Steve Sinister get attacked due to the fact that The Crazy Ones thought he was one of us. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't. For all you know I could be Steve Sinister, for all you know, I could be Kid Evil, you'll just have to wait patiently and watch us. Anything else you would like to add #1?
Masked Man #1: Although we are the champs and they are not, these two athletes, if you can call them that, have already decided to open their traps and try and f--- with us. Their names…Alastor Stonewall and Troy Flash.
\....At this time, the cameraman notices that Masked Man #1 is considerably taller than Masked Man #2, but Masked Man #2 seems to be a bit more muscular..../
Masked Man #1: Guess what, I've watch that green bearded monkey Alastor Stonewall strut around for three weeks now, thinking he is God's gift to wrestling. How do I know about you, you ask? Well, there is a little something called taped interviews and archived television shows, so I know much more about you than you think! He thinks that he should be facing people other than Sam Natas! Ha! Your pathetic! You deserve to fight at the bottom of the barrel, where the talent-less slop feeds! I'm going to watch you with a careful eye, Stonewall. Then, when you least expect it, WHAM! You'll be bleeding internally and cruise right to the hospital.
\....The two men laugh..../
Masked Man #1: What's more, your facing Karl Davis, an athlete who is currently trying to gain the World Championship! Good luck, you may be taken care of before I even lay my hands on you. Your time is coming, so watch out, cause here I come! Hahaha! Feel like addressing that idiot Troy Flash #2?
Masked Man #2: Thank you #1. Troy Flash, I probably know you better than anybody in this federation. You're a good athlete, and you have talent, but that's where it stops. I have no respect for you, and I probably never will. You wanna mess with us? Too bad, I think we're too good for you. Besides, you have a match already this week, against Snake Eyes. Have fun, bwa ha ha!
Masked Man #1: So Misfits, the self-proclaimed Crazy Ones, you wanna come after us? I know you do. It's only natural, because PPAAAAIIIIINNNNNN is the only thing your tiny brains understand. However, do you think you'd actually stand a chance against us? Do you think that it's that simple? You guys would have to work overtime, strive hard and persevere in times of great danger. Unfortunately for you both, that wouldn't be enough against us. Someday we may meet in the ring for these…
\....Masked Man #1 holds up his tag team title, and so does Masked Man #2..../
Masked Man #1: ...but we won't know that until you re-earn your shot!
Masked Man #2: Now, The New Family, Luther Dayne and Destroyer. Well, we would have let you two be alone, let you keep your tag team titles, but you insulted me. You insulted me by being the worst tag team alive, and I felt it unjust to just let you lay back, relax, and just hold those tag titles safely around your waist while talented tag teams such as us, Vital Operations, watch you bumble around the ring. But I see you have to re-earn your title shot against the Grand Experience this week. Have fun….
\....The cameraman turns off the camera but leaves the sound on as the Masked Men continue to share an evil laugh..../
The Tag Team that shocked the world… Vital Operations