A rookie? Please!
[The camera is panning around the inside of EWA headquaters. There is a door that states "Da Prez's Office". The doorknob turns, and Stonewall walks out, grinning from ear to ear. After he shuts the door, he looks up at the television in the lobby. A tape of an interview is playing. The Crippler is standing there, saying that Stonewall will lose the belt in his next match. Stonewall just shakes his head.] Stonewall: *Mumbling* Poor lost soul. Can't accept the fact I am the best thing going today. [Stonewall notices the camera. He waves his hand, signaling it to come over to him.] Stonewall: Hey, after I'm done talking, I want you to deliever this interview to every EWA wrestler. I don't care whether they are mentioned, just give it to every single last one! [The Camera Man nods. Stonewall gives him a thumbs up of approval(not on camera) and starts to speak.] Stonewall: I guess I should comment on the guy that calls himself The Cripple. And no, I did not mispronounce that, I said The Cripple. That's exactly what you are. I kicked out of your finisher, and you couldn't capitolize, because to tell the truth, I was hurting. But, you just attempted to try it again. Bad move bud. Let me give you a small history lesson on what you do when someone kicks out of your finisher. Just a little background, this took place in another federation, called the WeW (World extreme Wrestling). No relation to this fed. I was fighting a guy named Steve Sinister for the United States title in a No DQ, No holds barred, Guarded entryway, Falls count anywhere matchup. There were reasons for that, but I won't get into that now. [Stonewall pops a tape in the tape player and a matchup from WeW is shown. It is backstage, and Stonewall has Steve Sinister in an inverted fireman's carry. He hits the AVALANCHE, and covers. Steve kicks out. Stonewall then grabs a mop, and knocks Steve out to win the WeW United States title for a second time. Stonewall ejects the tape.] Stonewall: See, you don't attempt the same thing for a second time. Sure, I'll admit myself, a mop isn't the best idea I've had, but it worked. I then retired with that very belt, and it is sitting atop my fireplace at my mansion. You see Cripple, I have talent, and I can figure out a problem when things go wrong. Also, as this video evidence shows, I have prior large-scale fed experience, so I am in no way a rookie. In terms of the EWA, I'm new, but no rookies. [Stonewall walks over to the door of Da Prez's Office. He stands there.] Stonewall: So, the rest of you are probably wondering "Why the hell did I get a tape about Stonewall badmouthing The Cripple"? Well, it has to do with what I was doing in that office. I was hammering out the final details of the 'stipulations' attached to my contract extension. They have worked out quite nicely, I might add. So, you all have the envy of a guy, only two matches in, getting a World Title shot sometime this month. You see, I deliever on my promises, and one of them was to take over this fed as quickly as possible, and what better way than to take the World Title? You all can start licking my boots, and worshiping this very ground I stand upon because maybe, just maybe, you'll get your chance to 'dethrone' me. But, try as you might, I doubt you will. I don't back down, and I am as steadfast as 5 of you lowlifes melded together. [Stonewall is about to tell the Camera Man to turn the camera off and deliever the tapes, but then he remembers something.] Stonewall: Ah yes, Handsome Hal Jacobs, the guy who wishes to face me. Well, get ready as I just have a special place just for you on Saturday. Talk to Da Prez to finalize the matchup, its your life, not mine. Committing suicide is your choice and your choice alone, why should I sign your death warrant? Because, you will be the next to fall, to the might... of Alastor Stonewall!! [Stonewall signals off camera to fade to black. The camera fades, and the Camera Man delievers the tapes.] Link: Alastor Stonewall's Dungeon
[The camera is panning around the inside of EWA headquaters. There is a door that states "Da Prez's Office". The doorknob turns, and Stonewall walks out, grinning from ear to ear. After he shuts the door, he looks up at the television in the lobby. A tape of an interview is playing. The Crippler is standing there, saying that Stonewall will lose the belt in his next match. Stonewall just shakes his head.]
Stonewall: *Mumbling* Poor lost soul. Can't accept the fact I am the best thing going today.
[Stonewall notices the camera. He waves his hand, signaling it to come over to him.]
Stonewall: Hey, after I'm done talking, I want you to deliever this interview to every EWA wrestler. I don't care whether they are mentioned, just give it to every single last one!
[The Camera Man nods. Stonewall gives him a thumbs up of approval(not on camera) and starts to speak.]
Stonewall: I guess I should comment on the guy that calls himself The Cripple. And no, I did not mispronounce that, I said The Cripple. That's exactly what you are. I kicked out of your finisher, and you couldn't capitolize, because to tell the truth, I was hurting. But, you just attempted to try it again. Bad move bud. Let me give you a small history lesson on what you do when someone kicks out of your finisher. Just a little background, this took place in another federation, called the WeW (World extreme Wrestling). No relation to this fed. I was fighting a guy named Steve Sinister for the United States title in a No DQ, No holds barred, Guarded entryway, Falls count anywhere matchup. There were reasons for that, but I won't get into that now.
[Stonewall pops a tape in the tape player and a matchup from WeW is shown. It is backstage, and Stonewall has Steve Sinister in an inverted fireman's carry. He hits the AVALANCHE, and covers. Steve kicks out. Stonewall then grabs a mop, and knocks Steve out to win the WeW United States title for a second time. Stonewall ejects the tape.]
Stonewall: See, you don't attempt the same thing for a second time. Sure, I'll admit myself, a mop isn't the best idea I've had, but it worked. I then retired with that very belt, and it is sitting atop my fireplace at my mansion. You see Cripple, I have talent, and I can figure out a problem when things go wrong. Also, as this video evidence shows, I have prior large-scale fed experience, so I am in no way a rookie. In terms of the EWA, I'm new, but no rookies.
[Stonewall walks over to the door of Da Prez's Office. He stands there.]
Stonewall: So, the rest of you are probably wondering "Why the hell did I get a tape about Stonewall badmouthing The Cripple"? Well, it has to do with what I was doing in that office. I was hammering out the final details of the 'stipulations' attached to my contract extension. They have worked out quite nicely, I might add. So, you all have the envy of a guy, only two matches in, getting a World Title shot sometime this month. You see, I deliever on my promises, and one of them was to take over this fed as quickly as possible, and what better way than to take the World Title? You all can start licking my boots, and worshiping this very ground I stand upon because maybe, just maybe, you'll get your chance to 'dethrone' me. But, try as you might, I doubt you will. I don't back down, and I am as steadfast as 5 of you lowlifes melded together.
[Stonewall is about to tell the Camera Man to turn the camera off and deliever the tapes, but then he remembers something.]
Stonewall: Ah yes, Handsome Hal Jacobs, the guy who wishes to face me. Well, get ready as I just have a special place just for you on Saturday. Talk to Da Prez to finalize the matchup, its your life, not mine. Committing suicide is your choice and your choice alone, why should I sign your death warrant? Because, you will be the next to fall, to the might... of Alastor Stonewall!!
[Stonewall signals off camera to fade to black. The camera fades, and the Camera Man delievers the tapes.]
Link: Alastor Stonewall's Dungeon