You know Enigma, I talk about the past for one reason, things never really change, they just rearrange!
[Once again, everyone's favorite backstage bluescreen is the set for the interviews. This time, the bluescreen is displaying a brick wall with grafitti all over it. Standing there is newly hired VxW Interviewer, Randy Ronno. He has some cuecards in his hand. He lifts them up and prepares to read them.] Randy: Welcome to yet another VxW Interview! Today, my guest is respected wrestler... (looks at cuecard) Alastor Stonewall?! [Randy looks terrified. He throws down his cuecards and microphone and looks directly at the camera.] Randy: All right, that's it! I quit this damn job! I am not gonna end up like Jake, Joe Cornflake and the others! I'm out of here! [Falling Away From Me by KoRn plays over a stereo. But, instead of entering stage right, Stonewall enters stage left, bumping right into Alastor Stonewall. He lets out a yelp, and runs right to the blue screen, knocking it down and falling flat on his face. He gets back up and keeps running and screaming. Stonewall just shrugs and waits while other VxW backstagehands prop the bluescreen back up. He grabs Randy's dropped microphone and keeps it at his side for now, looking stage left.] Stonewall: Geez, its funny how the one time I consider NOT damaging one of these interviewer guys, he runs right into and over the bluescreen himself! All well, looks like I have to do the interview myself. [Stonewall looks toward the camera and lifts the microphone to his mouth.] Stonewall: I hear that Enigma has been shrieking like a monkey again, trying to scare me out of my wits, and is just falling flat on his face. Enigma, it just pains me to see you act this way. Thinking that you'll have your revenge you've been craving for 3 months now. Well, prepare to wait longer is all the advice I have for you. Where you go off getting these crazy ass ideas that you'll manage to pull off a victory is just mind numbing. Nothing is gonna change, it just rearranges Enigma. The only change is the name of the federation, you haven't changed, neither have I. That means that I will win, I have beaten you before, and beating you again will be no big deal for me. Oh yeah Enigma, remember this? [Stonewall steps off of the camera's viewpoint, and a video clip of a match between Enigma and Stonewall plays.] [The video shuts off, and the brick wall with the graffiti is put back on. Stonewall walks back onto the camera's view.] Stonewall: I had fun doing that to you, and guess what? I'll do it again! I can't wait to once again hear the sound of your skull bouncing off the mat, and then you falling out between the ropes and the sound of the SMACK! your back made when it landed on the pavement! Stonewall: As far as mocking my "look", at least I look like something interesting! You just have long blonde hair and tights. Yay, how interesting (Stonewall yawns). No wonder I am able to move up any ladder of success twice as fast as you, I just am more interesting! Prepare for your first brutal lesson in losing in VxW Enigma, (in an Enigma mocking voice)it'll haunt you to your dying day! Stonewall: Now onto Steve Sinister. Let's just say that the dumbf*ck better shut his mouth before he regrets it. I am the superior athlete, the man with more talent, the man who will take Venom extreme Wrestling by storm! The only thing Steve will take by storm is that *Ahem* questionable bar he had such elaborate connections with to make a skit in. No doubt he returns there after every show and PPV to have fun and get over yet another loss. Oh yeah, you can stick your website in your ass and push it in and out, because mine is the only one that is worth looking at! Just get your pornsite off the web now, I have no desire to look at two guys beating each other off. Now that's that! [Stonewall walks off the set and then the bluescreen makes a special display] --- Visit The Sinister Spot Today --- Official Website of Steve Sinister! Go there for pictures, archived interviews, latest news, and much more! http://www.angelfire.com/tv/sinister/ (Still under construction) [Stonewall sees this on a backstage TV and immediately runs over to the bluescreen and punches a hole in it. He then continues tearing apart the bluescreen until it is just a bunch of scattered material. Stonewall laughs and walks offstage.] Visit my websites. Alastor Stonewall's Dungeon --- The OFFICIAL Webpage of Alastor Stonewall Romulus' Domain Page
[Once again, everyone's favorite backstage bluescreen is the set for the interviews. This time, the bluescreen is displaying a brick wall with grafitti all over it. Standing there is newly hired VxW Interviewer, Randy Ronno. He has some cuecards in his hand. He lifts them up and prepares to read them.]
Randy: Welcome to yet another VxW Interview! Today, my guest is respected wrestler... (looks at cuecard) Alastor Stonewall?!
[Randy looks terrified. He throws down his cuecards and microphone and looks directly at the camera.]
Randy: All right, that's it! I quit this damn job! I am not gonna end up like Jake, Joe Cornflake and the others! I'm out of here!
[Falling Away From Me by KoRn plays over a stereo. But, instead of entering stage right, Stonewall enters stage left, bumping right into Alastor Stonewall. He lets out a yelp, and runs right to the blue screen, knocking it down and falling flat on his face. He gets back up and keeps running and screaming. Stonewall just shrugs and waits while other VxW backstagehands prop the bluescreen back up. He grabs Randy's dropped microphone and keeps it at his side for now, looking stage left.]
Stonewall: Geez, its funny how the one time I consider NOT damaging one of these interviewer guys, he runs right into and over the bluescreen himself! All well, looks like I have to do the interview myself.
[Stonewall looks toward the camera and lifts the microphone to his mouth.]
Stonewall: I hear that Enigma has been shrieking like a monkey again, trying to scare me out of my wits, and is just falling flat on his face. Enigma, it just pains me to see you act this way. Thinking that you'll have your revenge you've been craving for 3 months now. Well, prepare to wait longer is all the advice I have for you. Where you go off getting these crazy ass ideas that you'll manage to pull off a victory is just mind numbing. Nothing is gonna change, it just rearranges Enigma. The only change is the name of the federation, you haven't changed, neither have I. That means that I will win, I have beaten you before, and beating you again will be no big deal for me. Oh yeah Enigma, remember this?
[Stonewall steps off of the camera's viewpoint, and a video clip of a match between Enigma and Stonewall plays.]
[The video shuts off, and the brick wall with the graffiti is put back on. Stonewall walks back onto the camera's view.]
Stonewall: I had fun doing that to you, and guess what? I'll do it again! I can't wait to once again hear the sound of your skull bouncing off the mat, and then you falling out between the ropes and the sound of the SMACK! your back made when it landed on the pavement!
Stonewall: As far as mocking my "look", at least I look like something interesting! You just have long blonde hair and tights. Yay, how interesting (Stonewall yawns). No wonder I am able to move up any ladder of success twice as fast as you, I just am more interesting! Prepare for your first brutal lesson in losing in VxW Enigma, (in an Enigma mocking voice)it'll haunt you to your dying day!
Stonewall: Now onto Steve Sinister. Let's just say that the dumbf*ck better shut his mouth before he regrets it. I am the superior athlete, the man with more talent, the man who will take Venom extreme Wrestling by storm! The only thing Steve will take by storm is that *Ahem* questionable bar he had such elaborate connections with to make a skit in. No doubt he returns there after every show and PPV to have fun and get over yet another loss. Oh yeah, you can stick your website in your ass and push it in and out, because mine is the only one that is worth looking at! Just get your pornsite off the web now, I have no desire to look at two guys beating each other off. Now that's that!
[Stonewall walks off the set and then the bluescreen makes a special display]
--- Visit The Sinister Spot Today ---
Official Website of Steve Sinister!
Go there for pictures, archived interviews, latest news, and much more!
http://www.angelfire.com/tv/sinister/
(Still under construction)
[Stonewall sees this on a backstage TV and immediately runs over to the bluescreen and punches a hole in it. He then continues tearing apart the bluescreen until it is just a bunch of scattered material. Stonewall laughs and walks offstage.]
Visit my websites.
Alastor Stonewall's Dungeon --- The OFFICIAL Webpage of Alastor Stonewall
Romulus' Domain Page