When Alastor Stonewall hits the VxW scene, you are sure to be astonded and amazed! VxW's first ever interview!

[A special interview area has been set up. It is inside, but it has an outside look to it. There is a fence with a VxW sign hanging on it. Behind the fence is a bluescreen, but when the audience sees it, they see a junkyard. An interviewer is standing there, Jake, a guy rehired after WeW closed down. Him and Alastor Stonewall have a history, and it isn't a pretty one. All WeW fans are aware of that.]

Jake: Welcome to Venom x-treme Wrestling! Today I am conducting the first official interview in VxW history. Joining me for this interview is (ugh) Alastor Stonewall.

[Falling Away From Me by KoRn plays over the area. Stonewall walks out, and the music is cut. Stonewall looks menacingly at Jake.]

Stonewall: Hey, you invited you to be here!? I was told Bob was gonna be doing this interview!

Jake: Yeah yeah, Bob was fired to help raise money for paying your salary! Now, we both hate each other, but let's make this painless as possible, alright?

Stonewall: I'm not making any guarantees Jake.

Jake: Whatever. Okay, who is gonna be your first opponent in VxW?

Stonewall: Well, I want to know how the first World Champion of VxW is gonna be decided! Tell me!

Jake: I don't know Stonewall, I really don't know. Your gonna have to ask management!

Stonewall: Well, if it's gonna be that way, then I guess I'll challenge someone to be my first victim in VxW. Hmmm... Well let's see. Those two f*ck ups Steve Sinister and Enigma have somehow managed to trick Mr. ViRuZ into letting them have a contract, so I guess I'll fight one of them.

Jake: Which one?

Stonewall: I'd have to say I want to face Enigma first. We have unfinished business. The way things were back in World extreme Wrestling, after I regained the United States Title from Steve Sinister, I was supposed to fight Enigma for it one-on-one, but was sidetracked into fighting The Gold Executioner instead. Then WeW shut down. This match will take place. Sorry Sinister, I beat you fair and square the last time, and I have to brutalize Enigma first, then maybe I'll have fun kicking your ass around the ring!

Jake: Well, it looks like it is all but settled. Once I get approval from management, I'll start getting ready to kick your ass Enigma! Oh yeah and Jake...

Jake: W-What?

Stonewall: Here's your welcoming present to VxW, courtesy of Alastor Stonewall!

Jake: N-No! Wait!!! I d-didn't do anything! M-My neck and nose have just fully recovered!

[Stonewall doesn't answer back. He kicks Jake hard in the gut, and lifts him up in an inverted firemans carry. He finishes the move by performed his inverted death valley driver, the AVALANCHE. A sick SMACK is heard when Jake's head comes in contact with the cement floor. Blood starts to pour out of his nose, and Jake is clutching his neck and twitching violently. The EMT's rush to the scene and begin to strap Jake up.]

Stonewall: Haha! Alastor Stonewall is back, and better than ever!

[Stonewall walks off the set laughing to himself, as the EMT's take Jake off on a strecher to the ambulance.]

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