IWO Minor League Sample Roleplay

[The camera pans around the IWO Minor League arena in Pittsburg Pennsylvania. It is a house show, and the fans have been sitting around for about an hour and a half. The last match has just finished, and some of the fans are getting up to take a bathroom break or buy from the concession stands.]

[However, they did not anticipate what would happen next. The lights dimmed to pitch black, leaving only blue lights shining over the entry-ramp. Red lights and lazers begin to flash back and forth, and Falling Away From Me by KoRn plays over the PA system. The heavy metal part of the song approaches, and is met with a loud BOOM! Smoke shoots across the entryramp as a 6' 9" monster stands there with his arms crossed. The man has short dyed green hair and a green beard, an eyepatch over his right eye, a skull necklace dangling from his neck, and is clad in black pants and a black shirt with a sleeve-less jean jacket on. He approaches the ring. He grabs the mic from the ring announcer and gets in. He raises his black gloved hand with the microphone to his mouth.]

Stonewall: Finally, a new turf for Alastor Stonewall to wage war!

[The crowd gives a mixed reaction]

Stonewall: The IWO Minor League. Wow, I've come a long way haven't I? Starting out in pathetic indy feds, I have worked my way to this very place. It makes my blood rush! Do you feel the exhilaration?

[The crowd cheers]

Stonewall: (sharply, to the crowd) Shut up! When I am making an important statement, you are not to interrupt! Now go back to indulging yourself in your mindless chatter, seeing that is about all of you are actually capable of!

[The crowd responds to this with a flurry of boos]

Stonewall: (Back to the camera) Now, that's better. Why am I here, what do I hope to accomplish? Well, its called the battle for the top, striving to take over wrestling as we know it! That is my plan! Fed after fed after fed has fallen to my greatness, and the IWO Minor League will be absolutely no different! I am on my way to wrestling stardom! And no one will stop my progress. Not the *ahem* talent backstage, definitely not the Management, and (points to crowd) SURE AS HELL NOT ANYONE OF YOU!!!!

[The crowd boos]

Stonewall: So just sit back and watch me dismantle this federation piece by piece, demolish every pathetic opponent thrown my way, and enforce the coming choas! It's called drive, dedication, and destruction. That's my beliefs, and they have ALWAYS come through for me. The IWO Minor League is about to change, and it will never EVER be the same!

[Alastor Stonewall drops the microphone. The fans begin to throw trash at him, and the ring announcers are speaking about just how much dissension that someone like this may cause. Stonewall leaves the ring, laughing to him all the while. He has found his new wrestling home, and he is going to enjoy himself, ALL TOO MUCH!]

[The house show resumes with the normal scheldued matches.]