Just hours before my win...

[Alastor Stonewall is leaning against one of the set up guardrails in the BA Arena. There is a cameraman filming him. Stonewall looks up and towards the camera.]

Stonewall: Well, this is it. The world will be watching me, and I have a few things to say before I succeed tonight...

[Stonewall stops leaning against the guard rail and turns around and points to a seat in the front row.]

Stonewall: That is where Allison is going to be sitting. I have asked her to just watch, no matter what happens during the Pay Per View. If Roxanne taunts her, she doesn't do anything. I will take care of anyone who harrasses her...

[Stonewall turns and looks up at the gigantic WeWA Ovaltron.]

Stonewall: Well, there it is. The world's largest movie screen. And I will be gracing it tonight, after I win my long awaited Pay Per View debut matchup. In six hours, this arena will be filled to the brim with screaming WeWA fans, wanting to get their money's worth. Now, I'm not one to care much for what the fans think, frankly, I've never given a s---. However, I can safetly say that after tonight, they will go home satisfied, and some of their questions answered, and have many more questions. Then, those questions may be answered next week, on Thursday Night Explosion.

[Stonewall walks over to the ring, and sits down on the edge of it. He takes a deep breath, and looks into the camera.]

Stonewall: It's been a long week. First, I win my matchup against Johnny Extreme, and immediately head home to Pittsburg to battle my inner demons. I meet Allison, and feel at ease. I come back and learn that I've been denied my title shot, and I am facing Roxanne and Sam Natas instead. No big deal, I know in my heart and mind that I'll have that Intercontinental Hardcore Championship someday. I then work on preparing for my Pay Per View debut, and I am saying this now, I AM READY! This past week has all been for tonight!! And I will not be denied what is mine!

[Stonewall stands up on the ring apron, and then goes in between the ropes. He tests them out a little as the cameraman gets in.]

Stonewall: I always like to get to know my area of battle before I step into it for the real test. It lets me know the strengths and weaknesses of the place. Where I know I can take advantage. Where I know I can reverse a grim situation. It's all in my head. I've got my backups, and my backups for the backups. I can rest assured that I am much more prepared, and in much better condition than my foes tonight...

[Stonewall abruptly stops talking as Allison Larit walks down the stairway in Section G. She leans over the guard rail.]

Allison: Hey Jason!

Stonewall: Hey Allison, wanna come in the ring before the PPV starts?

Allison: Sure, why not?

[Allison hops over the guardrail and Stonewall holds the ropes open for her to climb through.]

Allison: You done that interview yet?

Stonewall: No, not yet. I was about to talk about Roxanne and Sam Natas.

Allison: Can I say a few things before you talk?

Stonewall: Sure, knock yourself out.

[Allison looks into the camera, and gets a mean (yet noticably fake) look on her face.]

Allison: I can't wait to watch the Pay Per View tonight! Why? Because I'm gonna watch Jas... oops... Alastor Stonewall kicks some ass! Roxanne, the fat overweight queen of softcore is going to be brutalized at the hands of Stonewall! And I will enjoy watching every minute of it! And Natas will have his teeth knocked out with his foam hammer when Stonewall here hits him in the face with it! Roxanne and Natas, its going to be a long night for the both of you!

[Allison turns and looks at Stonewall.]

Allison: How did I do?

Stonewall: It was really good, considering it's the second time you've spoken in front of a camera.

[Allison smiles. Stonewall smiles a little but then gets serious and looks at the camera.]

Stonewall: Alright, back to business. Roxanne, I'm going to knock you around like you never thought possible! You thought last Thursday you were hurt? Ha! You've never been through an Alastor Stonewall matchup! Your going to be taking pain killers for weeks on end, just to make it through the day after I brutalize you! As for Natas, your just a goofy New Yorker with a identity crisis. Disposing of you is going to be a pleasure, and maybe I'll help snap you back into a little something called reality. Thank me after the match, I won't mind. Same goes for you Roxanne, you can thank me after I teach you that you don't belong in the ring. It's going to be a night of lessons Natas and Roxanne!

[Stonewall opens the ring rope again for Allison to get out, before Stonewall gets out, he looks to the camera.]

Stonewall: Natas, Roxanne, the clock is ticking. My surprise will be revealed as well, cultimating in a great climax! Everything seems to be going according to plan, and it all starts with me beating the s--- out of Natas and Roxanne.

[Stonewall gets out of the ring as the cameraman turns off the camera. Stonewall yells to the camera man.]

Stonewall: Alright, I'm done. You know what to do with the tape.

[The cameraman nods and leaves through the entry ramp. Stonewall turns to Allison.]

Stonewall: So, what do you want to do now? Are you hungry at all?

Allison: Actually, I am a little hungry.

Stonewall: Okay. I think I saw a good restuarant around here somewhere, I'll find it. And then afterward, I need to start doing my final preparations for tonight. You can help me with some of it if you want.

Allison: I'd love to. C'mon, lets go!

[Stonewall and Allison hop over the guard rail, and leave to go find a restuarant to eat at and prepare for the Pay Per View...]