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--- On a private jet headed for Tokyo, Japan --- [The private jet is zooming along carrying several WeWA wrestlers to Tokyo, Japan. Each is staying in a different section of the jet. The camera are upon Alastor Stonewall's segment, as he has just woken up. He was sleeping to help combat the assured jet lag he would experience in about twelve or so hours. He is phoned on his cell phone.] Stonewall: Hello. Yes, this is Jason Gallant speaking. What? I have a match for this Thursday? Against who? Johnny Extreme, and its for a number one contenders shot at the next PPV. For what title? Intercontinental Hardcore Championship? When did that title get created? Oh, there is a unification matchup this Thursday. Alright, thanks. Bye. [Stonewall hangs up, and sits back. Then, senior WeWA interviewer Mike Hunt comes into Stonewall's section. Stonewall glances over at him.] Mike Hunt: I hope you don't mind, but could I have a few minutes with you. I want to talk about your first matchup, and then discuss your followup opponent. And just to let you know, if you attack me in the manner that you attacked Dexter Toodle, your career could be in jeopardy! [Stonewall seems faintly amused with that last comment by Mike Hunt. Stonewall replies.] Stonewall: Although your really not in a position to bargain Hunt, I'm in a good mood today. See that you don't spoil it! Anyway, what do you want to hear about? Mike Hunt: First, let's discuss your debut matchup. Did it go the way you wanted it to? Stonewall: Well, I won didn't I? Of course it went the way I wanted it! Although I would have liked to eliminate all four of the men by myself, I still came through and defeated that Hooked On Phonics reject Tito. I let the WeWA world know that I am dead serious about making myself known! I've already accomplished that, and it seems that I'll be reaping my reward rather soon. I am of course referring to the stipulations on my next matchup. Mike Hunt: Of course. I have also gotten word of you facing Johnny Extreme for number one contendership of the Intercontinental Hardcore Championship. So, that means that if you play your cards right, your third matchup could net you the second most pretigious singles title in the company. What are your feelings about that? Stonewall: Hunt, they are feelings of extreme exileration! Just after three matches Hunt! How many guys here have been lying around for months and still have yet to score that title! I wouldn't be surprised if I have a World Title around my waist by the end of the summer. And when those words come from my mouth, you can rest assured they will be carried out! Mike Hunt: How about your opponent that you have to get through Thursday? Johnny Extreme is extremely pissed after his loss, and I am sure that he will more than likely try and take his aggresions out on you! [Stonewall grows serious, and sits forward in his chair he grabs the microphone from Mike Hunt, and begins to talk on his own.] Stonewall: Alright Johnny Extreme. I saw your little temper tantrum after you lost your match to Steve Sinister. Steve F---ing Sinister! You lose to the television champ, and now your in a match for the intercontinental championship?! Did the commishioner have a brainfart or something?! From what I've learned, you simply do NOT reward failure with better things. [Stonewall stops speaking for a minute to collect his thoughts once again. Mike Hunt tries to take his microphone back, but Stonewall stops him.] Stonewall: Now, your going to face me. Your gonna be demolished! And don't even try and start by crying, "Well I'm hardcore! I'll beat your ass three times before it hits the ground!" I showed those self-proclaimed "Hardcore" wrestlers in my last match a lesson that intelligence and technical skill always prevails over a hardcore attitude! You are just a "Garbage Wrestler", as you so eloquently stated during your hissy fit on Thursday. Once again, 'claim' that your match with the TV champion showed that you can hang with the big shots in the federation. Hardly. I was not impressed. You had EVERY opportunity to take that title, and every single time you screwed up. I mean, the title was literally handed to you on a silver platter, and each time you looked the proverbial gift horse in the mouth! Hahaha. I pity you. Thursday may very well be your retirement match, because after I humiliate you, I doubt you'll ever want to show you face on television again! [Alastor Stonewall stops. His face has started to slightly turn red. He calms down a bit and continues.] Stonewall: Johnny Extreme, throw all the trashcans you want. Fact is, it isn't going to help you out one bit Thursday. I've set my sights on you, and I'll be damned if I don't carry out my plan to eradicate you! The thought of getting an Intercontinental Hardcore title shot will only drive my performance further. You will notice that I will attack fast, fierce, and without hesitation. When I'm focused, absolutely no one is capable to holding me down. My former "business partner" can make a claim to that! [Mike Hunt, who by now is getting slightly bored as he likes to hear himself talk, perks up at the mention of the former "business partner" and snatches the microphone from Stonewall.] Mike Hunt: So Stonewall, who is this former "business partner"? You have to tell us all, I know it's driving me insane! [Stonewall sighs at the man who obviously has no patience whatsoever.] Stonewall: You are obviously not patient at all. I said it before, and it's still the same answer. WeWA and the world will know in good time. And if you keep bothering me, then I'll keep pushing back the so called "revealance date" further and further. Got it? Mike Hunt: Okay, maybe you can shed some light on this other rumor going around. They say you are suffering from a sort of depression as of late. They are speculating that it is coming from a longing for a life partner so to speak. Is this true? [At the mention of this very touchy subject, Stonewall completely loses it. He stands up and picks Mike Hunt up by the scruff of his shirt.] Stonewall: Look, if you know what's good for ya then you'll leave right now! Seniority or no seniority, if you stay here 10 more seconds I'm gonna knock the s--- out of you! Now beat it! [Stonewall tosses Mike Hunt down to the ground. He quickly hurries off into another section of the plane. Stonewall rubs his face again.] Stonewall: (To himself) Depression... Ha. Yeah right... If I was suffering from depression, I would surely notice it. Morons, they don't understand a damn thing. [Stonewall walks over to his chair and sits down. He reclines back and pulls out a headset. He begins listening to some music as the jet approaches Japan.]
--- On a private jet headed for Tokyo, Japan ---
[The private jet is zooming along carrying several WeWA wrestlers to Tokyo, Japan. Each is staying in a different section of the jet. The camera are upon Alastor Stonewall's segment, as he has just woken up. He was sleeping to help combat the assured jet lag he would experience in about twelve or so hours. He is phoned on his cell phone.]
Stonewall: Hello. Yes, this is Jason Gallant speaking. What? I have a match for this Thursday? Against who? Johnny Extreme, and its for a number one contenders shot at the next PPV. For what title? Intercontinental Hardcore Championship? When did that title get created? Oh, there is a unification matchup this Thursday. Alright, thanks. Bye.
[Stonewall hangs up, and sits back. Then, senior WeWA interviewer Mike Hunt comes into Stonewall's section. Stonewall glances over at him.]
Mike Hunt: I hope you don't mind, but could I have a few minutes with you. I want to talk about your first matchup, and then discuss your followup opponent. And just to let you know, if you attack me in the manner that you attacked Dexter Toodle, your career could be in jeopardy!
[Stonewall seems faintly amused with that last comment by Mike Hunt. Stonewall replies.]
Stonewall: Although your really not in a position to bargain Hunt, I'm in a good mood today. See that you don't spoil it! Anyway, what do you want to hear about?
Mike Hunt: First, let's discuss your debut matchup. Did it go the way you wanted it to?
Stonewall: Well, I won didn't I? Of course it went the way I wanted it! Although I would have liked to eliminate all four of the men by myself, I still came through and defeated that Hooked On Phonics reject Tito. I let the WeWA world know that I am dead serious about making myself known! I've already accomplished that, and it seems that I'll be reaping my reward rather soon. I am of course referring to the stipulations on my next matchup.
Mike Hunt: Of course. I have also gotten word of you facing Johnny Extreme for number one contendership of the Intercontinental Hardcore Championship. So, that means that if you play your cards right, your third matchup could net you the second most pretigious singles title in the company. What are your feelings about that?
Stonewall: Hunt, they are feelings of extreme exileration! Just after three matches Hunt! How many guys here have been lying around for months and still have yet to score that title! I wouldn't be surprised if I have a World Title around my waist by the end of the summer. And when those words come from my mouth, you can rest assured they will be carried out!
Mike Hunt: How about your opponent that you have to get through Thursday? Johnny Extreme is extremely pissed after his loss, and I am sure that he will more than likely try and take his aggresions out on you!
[Stonewall grows serious, and sits forward in his chair he grabs the microphone from Mike Hunt, and begins to talk on his own.]
Stonewall: Alright Johnny Extreme. I saw your little temper tantrum after you lost your match to Steve Sinister. Steve F---ing Sinister! You lose to the television champ, and now your in a match for the intercontinental championship?! Did the commishioner have a brainfart or something?! From what I've learned, you simply do NOT reward failure with better things.
[Stonewall stops speaking for a minute to collect his thoughts once again. Mike Hunt tries to take his microphone back, but Stonewall stops him.]
Stonewall: Now, your going to face me. Your gonna be demolished! And don't even try and start by crying, "Well I'm hardcore! I'll beat your ass three times before it hits the ground!" I showed those self-proclaimed "Hardcore" wrestlers in my last match a lesson that intelligence and technical skill always prevails over a hardcore attitude! You are just a "Garbage Wrestler", as you so eloquently stated during your hissy fit on Thursday. Once again, 'claim' that your match with the TV champion showed that you can hang with the big shots in the federation. Hardly. I was not impressed. You had EVERY opportunity to take that title, and every single time you screwed up. I mean, the title was literally handed to you on a silver platter, and each time you looked the proverbial gift horse in the mouth! Hahaha. I pity you. Thursday may very well be your retirement match, because after I humiliate you, I doubt you'll ever want to show you face on television again!
[Alastor Stonewall stops. His face has started to slightly turn red. He calms down a bit and continues.]
Stonewall: Johnny Extreme, throw all the trashcans you want. Fact is, it isn't going to help you out one bit Thursday. I've set my sights on you, and I'll be damned if I don't carry out my plan to eradicate you! The thought of getting an Intercontinental Hardcore title shot will only drive my performance further. You will notice that I will attack fast, fierce, and without hesitation. When I'm focused, absolutely no one is capable to holding me down. My former "business partner" can make a claim to that!
[Mike Hunt, who by now is getting slightly bored as he likes to hear himself talk, perks up at the mention of the former "business partner" and snatches the microphone from Stonewall.]
Mike Hunt: So Stonewall, who is this former "business partner"? You have to tell us all, I know it's driving me insane!
[Stonewall sighs at the man who obviously has no patience whatsoever.]
Stonewall: You are obviously not patient at all. I said it before, and it's still the same answer. WeWA and the world will know in good time. And if you keep bothering me, then I'll keep pushing back the so called "revealance date" further and further. Got it?
Mike Hunt: Okay, maybe you can shed some light on this other rumor going around. They say you are suffering from a sort of depression as of late. They are speculating that it is coming from a longing for a life partner so to speak. Is this true?
[At the mention of this very touchy subject, Stonewall completely loses it. He stands up and picks Mike Hunt up by the scruff of his shirt.]
Stonewall: Look, if you know what's good for ya then you'll leave right now! Seniority or no seniority, if you stay here 10 more seconds I'm gonna knock the s--- out of you! Now beat it!
[Stonewall tosses Mike Hunt down to the ground. He quickly hurries off into another section of the plane. Stonewall rubs his face again.]
Stonewall: (To himself) Depression... Ha. Yeah right... If I was suffering from depression, I would surely notice it. Morons, they don't understand a damn thing.
[Stonewall walks over to his chair and sits down. He reclines back and pulls out a headset. He begins listening to some music as the jet approaches Japan.]