Stonewall's former "business partner" REVEALED!!!

[Alastor is sitting on his plush seat in his private jet. He is sitting back, trying to relax for the first time in a long time. He closes his eyes, and begins to drift off into sleep. Then, Stonewall hears a rustle in the back of the plane. Somewhat startled, Stonewall jumps out of his chair. He slowly makes his way to the back of the plane to discover someone had stowed away.]

Stonewall: Alright you f---er, come on out! You think you can sneak aboard this plane and try to jump me!? Get your ass out here now!

[The figure begins to move closer and closer. Stonewall prepares to attack, but then the mysterious figure takes out a flashlight on shines it on himself.]

Stonewall: Mike Hunt!? What the hell are you doing sneaking on my jet! I should report you to the police for this, or maybe a beating will knock some sense into you!

[Mike Hunt is obviously scared by the threats made by Stonewall.]

Hunt: I'm sorry Stonewall, but I was told to get a second interview with you before Saturday! I had no choice! If you have a problem with it, you're going to have to take it up with Komona.

[Stonewall just puts his hands to his face and shakes his head.]

Stonewall: C'mon, get out of there. I hope you have a camera, because I don't have any film left for my camcorder at the moment.

Hunt: No problem! Hey George, come on out!

Stonewall: What!? Who's George?

Hunt: A cameraman.

Stonewall: Let me get this straight. You and a cameraman got on board my jet with no one knowing? Where was the security!?

Hunt: Security?

Stonewall: Yeah! Those guys in blue guarding my jet before I got on!

Hunt: Oh those guys. I just told them I was your friend, and they let me on.

Stonewall: My friend? Where did you get that crazy idea?

[By now George the cameraman has gotten out of the back of the jet and has gotten set up in the room that Stonewall usually sits in.]

Stonewall: Hunt, let's go in there and get this over with.

[Stonewall moves into the room that the camera is set up. Stonewall is standing up, and Mike Hunt is standing next to him. The cameraman gives the okay for the interview to start.]

Hunt: Welcome fans to another enthralling WeWA Interview session! Once again I have Alastor Stonewall as a guest aboard his private jet.

Stonewall: That's right, you interviewed me last time I was flying to Japan! You better not make this a habit Hunt!

[Mike Hunt swallows a little, then continues.]

Hunt: Don't worry, it won't happen every time. Alright, you came off a hard loss against Eddy Outlaw, what are your feelings about that?

Stonewall: Hunt, he doesn't have my respect, and he shouldn't have anyones. He needed two people before he could put me out. First, his little friend Roy Douglass. If that kid knows what is good for him, he'll stay the hell away from me, because I am not happy with him. If he gets put in a match with me, then he better start saying his prayers because his life span will be cut short! Same goes for Dakota Dave. I'm f---ing tired of these lacky's that always help their role models. However, in the end it will always be their demise because if there is one thing you learn is that you can't trust a pro wrestler! I'm not done with Douglass or Team OUTLAW, not by a longshot.

Hunt: How about the whole Allison thing?

Stonewall: I don't know, I really don't know what to think about this. She really is jumping to conclusions, and the fact is that she is wrong. I read to everyone what the letter says, and the fact is that it is dated on May 7th, 1994. It was five years ago. Thing is, I doubt she will tune in and watch these interviews, because she is pissed at me. I'm not going to give up however, mark my words, she will hear my side of the story. It just probably won't be this week cause I am in Japan. But at the PPV, maybe.

Hunt: Do you know who you are facing this week?

Stonewall: Yes, but I am going to reveal something beforehand. I am going to state the answer to a question that you've been hounding me about for the past month. The identity of my former "business partner"!

Hunt: YOU ARE!!?? Yes yes yes! I have been waiting for this moment for the longest time now!! Tell me now, the world really wants to know, who is it?! For the love of God... WHO IS IT!!!?

[Stonewall looks down on the pitiful sight of a man and his child-like excitement.]

Stonewall: Jeez, don't have an orgasm! If your gonna be like that, I'll just keep my mouth shut. Anyway, my match is...

Hunt: No no NO!!! You have to tell us!! If not, just tell me! It's been keeping me up at night!

Stonewall: Oh alright you little prick. My former "business partner" is... MY NEXT OPPONENT!!!!

Hunt: Huh? Who's that? I haven't read the card yet.

Stonewall: Some know him as the Daddy Of Whack, the Sultan of Smack. The man who's pummeling without pardon, and God dammit you know the rest! That egotistical man they call STEVE SINISTER!

[Mike Hunt nearly passes out.]

Hunt: You're kidding with me, right?

Stonewall: Nope, I kid you not. Moreso, I've beaten him twice.

[Hunt gasps.]

Hunt: N-n-no! You're lying! No one can beat him! He even referred to you as a jobber when you arrived! He never commented on you!

Stonewall: Maybe because he was scared of me! Or maybe he knew that if he kept his mouth shut, I would lengthen his life span a little more. Either way, his day of reckoning has arrived! That TV Title has been sitting around his waist way too long now, and it is starting to lose its luster. Plus, with him being the clutz that he is, he'll probably be the next to have his belt stolen! But if I get that belt, I'll have it firmly around my waist or over my shoulder, because it won't go anywhere!

Hunt: Oh man, this is too weird. Next you'll be telling me some crazy story about a wrestler that came back to the scene because of you. Don't say anything, I couldn't take it. However, what is your history with Steve Sinister?

Stonewall: Well, this match on Thursday is going to be: Alastor Stonewall VS Steve Sinister IV! Yes, it's our fourth match together, and like every other match we've had, it's for a title. And let me tell you something Hunt, I ended a three month long winning streak that Sinister held. I took the WeW United States Title off of his waist twice! Sure, he got it back after I won it the first time, but that was because Troy Flash, then Enigma was involved. Troy was pinned, not me, so Sinister can never claim that he's pinned me! And that tears him up inside, I just know it does! That very belt I won from him twice sits above my fireplace at my house in Pittsburg. Furthermore, you want to know how I beat him last time?

Hunt: How?

Stonewall: With a mop! A wooden stick that I cracked over his head! Isn't that hilarious? The great Steven Sinister falling to a stick. I bet he still has the welt on his head from that last encounter. And I will tell you something, history repeats itself. Just like I ended his title reign in WeW, I will end it in WeWA. Just like his winning streak came to a crashing halt when he faced off for the first time, I will end it again. I just wish that Sinister was 100% because now if he loses, which he definitely will, he can claim that his little neck was bruised. (Begin Sinister Impression) Boo hoo! I'm Stevey Sinister, and I am your Daddy of Wackoff! I hurt my neck when that great man SpaZ FoRte wrapped his shiny thumb around my neck! But it doesn't matter! I am the Sultan of Ass Smacking dammit! I am the man destined for janitor stardom! Look at me, look at me, LOOK AT ME! (End Sinister Impression) The sad thing is Hunt, is that I was WAY too close to the true Sinister.

Hunt: No it's not.

Stonewall: Are you questioning me?! Shut up and ask your questions, I'll ask for your opinion when I want it.

Hunt: Whatever. But the thing is, Sinister is different now, he's not the same man you fought last time.

Stonewall: So what? I'm not the same man he fought either. I'm much better than I was back in my WeW days. I dominated him then, I'll dominate him now. He has no idea what I've got up my sleeve, waiting for him. When is he getting out of that hospital anyway?

Hunt: Saturday or Sunday I think.

Stonewall: I can't wait to hear about the look on his face when he shows up in Japan and hears that he is facing me. His jaw will drop, he will let all his luggage fall to the ground, and then probably kill the person who told him. But, that won't change the fact that Thursday may just be his last match in the WeWA, ever.

Hunt: ...

Stonewall: Oh yeah Hunt, what's up with you reporting this on your little HOTline? "Alastor Stonewall makes up with Allison Larit but this HOTline is kept in the dark. Stonewall is a very private man, and it seems since his life was put on display, he just can't concentrate. How did they make up? You need to ask Stonewall." Did you watch the same Thursday Night Explosion? Allison still is wrong in her assumptions, and I can concentrate a lot better than you think. Now that I have the chance to take on Steve Sinister once again, that's where all my concentration will be going!

Hunt: Alright, sheesh. You proved me wrong, let's drop that. Anyway, I think it's time we bring this interview to a close...

Stonewall: Well, once this is done your going back to where you were last time. The only thing I've got left to say to Sinister right now is this. Sinister, You Will Be The Next To Fall, To The Might... Of Alastor Stonewall!

Hunt: Thank you Alastor and wrestling fans, this is Mike Hunt saying have a great weekend and tune into WeWA weekly to get your ONLY required dose of professional wrestling!

[The cameraman turns his camera off.]

Stonewall: Well, go back there again. I have no more use for you two. Your just excess baggage now.

Hunt: But Stonewall, there is more than enough room...

Stonewall: Don't make me put you back there!

[Not wishing to test Stonewall's patience any farther, Mike Hunt and George the cameraman make their way to the back of the airplane. Stonewall locks the door and puts the key in his pocket. Stonewall then sits down in his plush chair, leans back, and falls asleep.]