Of Insects And Giants...
[Alastor Stonewall is sitting in a dressing room. It's at a house show, and he had just finished performing. Stonewall notices that a tape is sitting on the small table in front of him. He picks it up and pops it in. When he is done, he shuts the machine off.] Stonewall: What the heck was that about!? [Alastor Stonewall turns and faces the camera.] Stonewall: Alright, let me ask one question Ant, what is your obbsession with the word ass? I probably heard that about 9 times during your little retort. Please, if you even feel like trying to make feel that you'll be a challenge, then learn to talk a little better! [Stonewall snickers to himself a little, then continues.] Stonewall: There is a reason that I thought you were small. Not because of your name, which really doesn't strike all that much fear into my heart, but because you are just that. You are small. Let's see, 5 foot 11 inches. I'm 6 foot 9 inches. Compared to me, your a speck. Stonewall: Oh yeah. Get the name right! It's Alastor, not Alstor you reject! Damn, first you curse like a child then you talk like one, are you sure you graduated from Kindergarten little boy? Stonewall: Insect, your day of reckoning draws nearer every day. Minute by minute, hour by hour, will you begin to sweat it out. Don't worry though, all my opponents can tell me they felt the same thing. Absolute fear. It's just natural. It's not everyday you go up against someone of my calibur and my talent. Actually, you should feel humbled! Insect, I am like a god compared to you, and I suggest you accept that now. Prepare for your loss, prepare for the humiliation. That way, when you and Titan suffer yet another loss, you can take it like a man and just walk over and shake my hand and say "Good Job". Or, you could act like the piece of sh*t you are and babble like a little baby about how its not fair, how I cheated and the like. Make your decision, but I suggest the first one. Stonewall: Titan, I'm not gonna worry too much about you. You already seem to have run away. Don't feel too bad though, many a wrestler run in my prescense. So, your not alone. You are much smarter than Mr. Insect, so just stay away and spare yourself the humiliation. Stonewall: Come Wednesday, I will once again prove to the world that it is all about me, not the current World Champion, not the current IC Champion, not anybody but myself! I plan on dominating this federation until it cracks, and believe me, I always keep my word! [Alastor Stonewall stands up and walks out his room. He gets in his car and drives to his hotel because he is no longer needed at the house show.] Link: Alastor Stonewall's Dungeon
[Alastor Stonewall is sitting in a dressing room. It's at a house show, and he had just finished performing. Stonewall notices that a tape is sitting on the small table in front of him. He picks it up and pops it in. When he is done, he shuts the machine off.]
Stonewall: What the heck was that about!?
[Alastor Stonewall turns and faces the camera.]
Stonewall: Alright, let me ask one question Ant, what is your obbsession with the word ass? I probably heard that about 9 times during your little retort. Please, if you even feel like trying to make feel that you'll be a challenge, then learn to talk a little better!
[Stonewall snickers to himself a little, then continues.]
Stonewall: There is a reason that I thought you were small. Not because of your name, which really doesn't strike all that much fear into my heart, but because you are just that. You are small. Let's see, 5 foot 11 inches. I'm 6 foot 9 inches. Compared to me, your a speck.
Stonewall: Oh yeah. Get the name right! It's Alastor, not Alstor you reject! Damn, first you curse like a child then you talk like one, are you sure you graduated from Kindergarten little boy?
Stonewall: Insect, your day of reckoning draws nearer every day. Minute by minute, hour by hour, will you begin to sweat it out. Don't worry though, all my opponents can tell me they felt the same thing. Absolute fear. It's just natural. It's not everyday you go up against someone of my calibur and my talent. Actually, you should feel humbled! Insect, I am like a god compared to you, and I suggest you accept that now. Prepare for your loss, prepare for the humiliation. That way, when you and Titan suffer yet another loss, you can take it like a man and just walk over and shake my hand and say "Good Job". Or, you could act like the piece of sh*t you are and babble like a little baby about how its not fair, how I cheated and the like. Make your decision, but I suggest the first one.
Stonewall: Titan, I'm not gonna worry too much about you. You already seem to have run away. Don't feel too bad though, many a wrestler run in my prescense. So, your not alone. You are much smarter than Mr. Insect, so just stay away and spare yourself the humiliation.
Stonewall: Come Wednesday, I will once again prove to the world that it is all about me, not the current World Champion, not the current IC Champion, not anybody but myself! I plan on dominating this federation until it cracks, and believe me, I always keep my word!
[Alastor Stonewall stands up and walks out his room. He gets in his car and drives to his hotel because he is no longer needed at the house show.]
Link: Alastor Stonewall's Dungeon