What, do I have Titan and The Ant running scared already?
[Alastor Stonewall is driving up to the EWA headquaters, checking to see if anything has been said about him by The Ant or Titan. He goes up to the receptionist.] Stonewall: Do you know if Titan or The Ant have been here? Receptionist: No sir, neither of them have been here today. [Stonewall walks away from the desk clenching his teeth. He decides to walk around EWA headquaters and get a better idea of what the whole place is about. While walking, he begins to think about various things.] Stonewall: Hmmm... It really makes me angry when someone accepts a challenge, and completely wusses out on even attempting to fight me. The Ant and Titan both have a match, and yet they think that by sitting on their asses and watching TV that they will beat me? Well, those two have another thing coming... [Alastor Stonewall has made it to the end of a long hallway. He sees an exit, so he goes outside and keeps walking.] Stonewall: This is just like a rookie, they sign a contract and then try to mooch as much money and quit before the owner can say anything. Hey, I may be new to this fed, but I've had experience, so I'm no rookie. [Stonewall has walked around the whole building. He decides to return to his car.] Stonewall: All in all, The Ant and Titan better show up, or I'm gonna go looking for their scared asses. I don't particularly care for wrestlers that run scared. But then again, they should be scared. They are going up against the best. [Stonewall has reached his rented car. He gets in and pulls out of the parking lot.] Stonewall: Hell, I could take both of them on at the same time. However, come show time, its a 3-way hardcore match. God, those things are always pathetic. Why do I have to be involved in such an uninteresting matchup? Hardcore wrestlers are untalented and worthless, PERIOD. They can't do anything but hit each other with trashcans and baseball bats. Yeah, that's real talent. And from what I hear, that's exactly what The Ant and Titan do, run around with weapons and 'attempt' to wrestle. Gee, how exciting these guys must be, they sure can wrestle! [Stonewall arrives at his hotel. He hesitates getting out his car, and sits there a while.] Stonewall: Oh well, I guess I'll have to beat some sense into The Ant and Titan. They'll know who I am once they are both layed out with the AVALANCHE (inverted Death Valley Driver) and I cover them BOTH for the 1 2 3. This job is gonna be real easy, and I personally can't wait. [Stonewall gets out of his car and goes to his room. He's had a busy day, hammering out the final details of his contract, and driving around trying to get a feel for this new city. Tired as hell, he instantly falls asleep.] Link: Alastor Stonewall's Dungeon
[Alastor Stonewall is driving up to the EWA headquaters, checking to see if anything has been said about him by The Ant or Titan. He goes up to the receptionist.]
Stonewall: Do you know if Titan or The Ant have been here?
Receptionist: No sir, neither of them have been here today.
[Stonewall walks away from the desk clenching his teeth. He decides to walk around EWA headquaters and get a better idea of what the whole place is about. While walking, he begins to think about various things.]
Stonewall: Hmmm... It really makes me angry when someone accepts a challenge, and completely wusses out on even attempting to fight me. The Ant and Titan both have a match, and yet they think that by sitting on their asses and watching TV that they will beat me? Well, those two have another thing coming...
[Alastor Stonewall has made it to the end of a long hallway. He sees an exit, so he goes outside and keeps walking.]
Stonewall: This is just like a rookie, they sign a contract and then try to mooch as much money and quit before the owner can say anything. Hey, I may be new to this fed, but I've had experience, so I'm no rookie.
[Stonewall has walked around the whole building. He decides to return to his car.]
Stonewall: All in all, The Ant and Titan better show up, or I'm gonna go looking for their scared asses. I don't particularly care for wrestlers that run scared. But then again, they should be scared. They are going up against the best.
[Stonewall has reached his rented car. He gets in and pulls out of the parking lot.]
Stonewall: Hell, I could take both of them on at the same time. However, come show time, its a 3-way hardcore match. God, those things are always pathetic. Why do I have to be involved in such an uninteresting matchup? Hardcore wrestlers are untalented and worthless, PERIOD. They can't do anything but hit each other with trashcans and baseball bats. Yeah, that's real talent. And from what I hear, that's exactly what The Ant and Titan do, run around with weapons and 'attempt' to wrestle. Gee, how exciting these guys must be, they sure can wrestle!
[Stonewall arrives at his hotel. He hesitates getting out his car, and sits there a while.]
Stonewall: Oh well, I guess I'll have to beat some sense into The Ant and Titan. They'll know who I am once they are both layed out with the AVALANCHE (inverted Death Valley Driver) and I cover them BOTH for the 1 2 3. This job is gonna be real easy, and I personally can't wait.
[Stonewall gets out of his car and goes to his room. He's had a busy day, hammering out the final details of his contract, and driving around trying to get a feel for this new city. Tired as hell, he instantly falls asleep.]
Link: Alastor Stonewall's Dungeon