( The fireworks set up in to the sky and the Warfare music plays loud from the Speakers. The corwd stans on there feet cheering in anticipation of this weeks exciting Warfare. The camera pans round the packed out Staples Centre in LA, as Warfare begins)

KC- Welcome to Wednesday Night Warfare, I am here alone to begin with as Simon Marsh is at the front preparing for an interview. Wait hes ready noe lets go over to Simon.

SM - Hello this is Simon Marsh and we are set to here from one of EWA newest stars.
(A man is escorted out of his Benz and begins walking towards Simon)

SM- Handsome Hal Jacobs, I pressume. The newest to sign with the EWA. Its a pleasure to finally meet you.
HHJ- Who the hell are you? Did I say you could start shooting your fat trap.
SM- Your all the same. So many hotshot rookies who think they just can just waltz in here, and -
HHJ- Shut the hell up. Tonight, you will see. You will see the debut if the Handsome one, Handsome Hal Jacobs. You will see an unholy alliance of two men. Two Men, who are the elite of this pool of medicrity, you call the EWA. Tonight you will see, why Handsome Hal Jacobs is Handsome, Arrogant and just that.......Good.
SM- But you are not scheduled to wrestle tonight!
HHJ- Tonight, It all starts Tonight...
( HHJ begins walking in laughing)
SM- What the hell does he mean? Lets head back to Kris.


KC - Welcome back well head straight to the action, Simon will be backvery shortly. Lets spill some blood.

Smells Like Teen Spirits hit the PA System and out heads The Real F'N Deal accompanied by tough mean looking bodyguard Tank

RA- First heading at 6ft 4 and weighing in at 260 lbs  Chris Matthews.
RA- And his opponent at 6ft 5 and weighing in at 256lbs Omar Valley.

KC- This should be a pretty even match up with both men being very Similar in attributes. It should be a cracker two men from Sudden Impact going head to head.

The Match begins at a good pace with Matthews taking the early advantage with lots of takedowns, taking Omar off his feet. Matthews throws Omar off the rope and hits him with a powerfull clothesline, hammering him to the mat. He picks him up and Omar counters and begins his flury of attacks. OMar hits a 2k DDT drop and then a Snap Suplex. 1-2-no. Kick Out. Matthews gets to his feet and again takes Omar to the Mat. He locks on a figure four and Omar squeels in Agony. But he wont give up, he reverses it and mattews feel the affect before reaching and grabbing the ropes.
Matthews is the first to his feet and quickly hits the Real Deal Drop and then the Sideliner. 1-2-3

RA- Your Winner Chris Matthews.

(The camera cuts to the back)
A delivery man is seen knocking on Phoenixs Locker Room. Phoenix Answers the door and signs for the Parcel before opening it.( Camera zooms in)
SM - OH my god. That is sick. Who would do a thing like that.
There is a dead decomposing bird rotting inthe box. Wait whats this. Phoenix picks out a piece of Paper and reads it.
Goose, ducks and flames
Burn Me, again
Reality check please
No fancy logos or fireworks
My yearbook is gone
Ill be back by ten tonight.

(Phonix slams the box to the floor and then gos back in to the locker room.)

KC- Who did that?
SM - I got my ideas but that guy is definately sick and twisted.

RA - The next match is cheduled for one fall and is for the Hardcore Title
Heading to the ring first at 7ft 4 and weighing in at 385 lbs TWIZTID.
Next the champion at 6 ft 1 and weighing in at 234lbs DAVID STRIKER.

The Match begins with Striker running straight at and hammering him with a Baseball bat.

SM- Oh my God. His head just got hammered like a frog getting hit by a car. Thats got to be it. Wait whos that.

KC- Its Masta Gangsta. Hes got a chair.
(Masta hammers Striker over the head and then put the unconscios form of Twiztid on top for the cover before exiting as quickly as he had came.)
1-2 No Striker Kicked out.
Striker slowly gets to his feet and picks him up and delivers the Striker Spiker and gos fot the Cover 1-2-3

RA - Your Winner and still EWA HARDCORE CHAMPION David Striker.

KC -Well Striker prooved his is really hardcore, but the next match will be hardcore and not for the faint hearted.

RA - The next match is scheduled for one fall and is for the EWA Battlezone Title and is a boilerroom brawl

The first competitor is  6ft 2 and weighing in at 226lbs Dean Matthews
The second competitor is  6ft 5 and weighing in at 285lb

(The camera heads to the back and is in the boiler room where the two men stare off). Dean Matthews picks up a huge metal pole and begins to attack Masta knocking him to the hard condrete floor with repeted shots to the back.  He climbs on top of a pile of tied up barrels and attempts a huge Frog splash but hit only concrete as Masta manages to roll out the way and slowly make his way in search of weapons. He stumbles upon a glass frame and heads back to Dean before smahing it over the mans head, cutting his forehead wide open and allowing blood to flow freely from the wound.

SM- This is sick. Dean looks in real trouble now.
He picks up the limp figure of Dean and punishing powerbomb before bridging for the pinfall. 1-2- no.  Dean has pulled some strength from somewhere and is managing to get himself up somehow. Masta climbs up a near ladder and delivers a Crossbody, sending both men to the concrete. Masta got up the quicker of the two and hit the Drive By. 1-2-3

RA- Your first ever Battlezone champion Masta Gangsta.

SM- I good win there for Masta Gangsta on his debut.
KC- Yeah. Next up we have a  match between two men. Rocky and Suicide Kid. Ex tag team partners with there manager as the Special Guest Referee.Whats going to happen?

RA- The next match is a Special Referee match. The winner will get J.Js Services.
Heading to the ring first at 5ft 11 and 225lbs Suicide Kid.
And his oppnent at 6ft 6 230lbs Rocky.
(The crowd stand on there feet and chant ROCKY, ROCKY, ROCKY)

The two men stared at each other and hatred filled there eyes as they encircled eacch other before wrapping up.Rocky the bigger of the two took the early advantage by hitting a powerful right hand taking suicide kid to the mat, and then a fearsome legdrop right on the jugular of Suicide Kid. 1-2 NO
Suicide Kid kicked out but stillcouldnt recover from the early blows by Rocky. Rocky delivered a powerful chokeslam and then locked on  a half nelson, wearing Suicide Kid down, vere slowly, he was brought down to one knee and then two.J.J ran over to check he was still in. Helifted his arm and dropped it. ONE. He did it again. TWO.And again, but this time Suicide Kid managed to hold it up and began to fight back with some elbows to the mid section and then a quick superkick sending both men to the mat.
The ref began counting 1-2-3-4-5-6. Both men were getting to there feet and Suicide attempted another Superkick,but Rocky ducked and it caught J.J right in the Chin.
SM-J.J's out cold, J.J's out.Wait a minute, whats this.
KC- Its Handsome Hal, hes got a Chair.
Hal gets in the ring and smashes out Rocky with a chair and then proceeds to wake the ref before jumping out the ring. 1-----2-------3

RA- Your winner Suicide Kid.
Hal gets back into the ring and hands Suicide Kid a t-shirt. They both put it on and begin cheering. The Shirt say 2Extreme.They help J.J to his feet and then the 2 Extreme Trio heads to the back.

SM- Phoenix is already in the ring for his match with Bungle. We here Bungle is backstage ready to talk to Kris Cole.

KC- Now we saw Phoenix receive a present, if you would call it that. Was it you that sent the dead bird to Phoenix.
B- You knoiw it may not be very politically Correct thing to do on a show that is trying to reach the top but Phoenix it was symbolic of what I am about to do with you.
KC- How are you going to approach this match tonight.
B- With a smile on my face and ny hand scratching my nuts.
KC- Are you going to take this interview seriously. Now Phoenix is avery talented wrestler, do you think that...
B- Do i think i can beat him. Well Yes i know I can and that is the only reason i am standing here talking to you instead of meeting with the minds that write the story of our lives. No one needs to trust me so they dont need to see my face but i show them the horror and the sorrow that lurks into my mind. My eye is the truth that is not to be handled.
(Bungle begins to shake violently as if some sort of fit. Kris looks shocked but has no idea what to do.)
KC- Are you alright man.
B- Young man i am not a man more a creature of the range and that rnage is the aisle. I will now walk to show EWA that it is only really extinction without aspirin.

(Bungle, rushes to the ring and the match begins.)
Bungle begins the offense with a quick flying head scissors and then a frankensteiner as he begins to take control from early on.He begins pummeling Phoenix with a combination of right and left hands until Phoenix hits a quick drop toe hold, slowing the match down.
Phoenix shakes off the pain and begins Hurricanrana and a cradle piledriver . e then runs in the corner and does a moonsault off the second turnbuckle. 1-2-NO. Bungle kicks out and somehow gets to his feet quicker than Phoenix and  hit a quick bridging Snap Suplex.. 1-2-kickoit. He picks him up and hits  a dragonrana from the top before hitting the Bungle Bulldogg for the win. 1-2-3

RA -Your winner Bungle.

Phoenix flees the ring while Bungle grabs a Mic.

B- Its Wednesday Warfare and Captain Dave, youve got a little problem.That problem is me.You know there are some bad boys and girls runnng around this Promotion and it is my job to clean it up.
(The Fan start chanting for Captain David. Bungle pulls out a flask and takes a drink.)
B- Yeah your getting warm. Im not going to Dump on you but for a mad man im feeling very sane. So let me sput some words and get you feeling Pretty scared.
Everything has changed, because absolutely nothing has changed. I am total mayhem and my devastating force is aabout to take Captain Dave to the edge of his existance. You may want to keep some security close to you, but dont get your hopes  up because my mounting hatred is feuling the fire that is coming out of my mouth. I assure that i will accept be sorry , but just how much
We need to know the atomic mass of hell
We need to know the answer of life
Hell, it will not leave
Therefore, not souls will be mine
I can assure, yes i can
That I know that its right
That a new generation shall be born from hate
I will beat you so hard that there is nothing in my forum
I want your weapin
And your want your Captian Davids Head.

KC- Hes deranged.
SM- Your not kidding. Hes sick in the head.

RA- The next match is a cage match
Heading to the ring first at 6ft 9 1/2 and 299lbs Sex Master
AND His opponent at 7ft tall and 250 Jacknife John.

The match begins as the cage door is shut and Jacknife John gets the first move in with a quick headlock takedown before repeated stomps . He lifts up the Sex Master and rams his face into the Cage before delivering a devastating Russian Legswep onto the Cage.Sex Master seems repeatedly distarcted by his Hoes and gets hit by a Jacknife Powerbomb as a consequence. JAcknife beginms to climn the cage and manages to get over the top and to the other side. The hoes look on in disgust, all but one. SHe runs to Jacknife Kisses him and then the two begin walking down the aisle after a well earned victory.

RA- Your winner Jacknife John.


RA- Your next match is for one fall.
First heading to the ring at 6ft 2 and 235lbs Heavy Metal.
ANd his opponent at 5ft 9 215lbs Carlos De Angelo.

There was a bitter past between these two men and was going to be a greta match.Metal took the quick advantage with a clothesline and then  a swinging neckbreaker. With Carlos on the mat he Hit an elbow drop from the second rope and went for the cover. 1-2- no. Carlos was a great wrestler and was not likely to give in that quickly. Metal had the momentum and continued with the offense with a Running Kneelift and then a DVD before goin for the cover again. 1-2-no.
He picked up carlos and hit a standing dropkick before a leg grapevine.
Carlos squeeled in pain and somehow managed to grab the ropes. Carlos stumbled to his feet and managed to hit a spear to buy himself some time. Then it was the Angel Duster and an enziguri and the comeback was almost complete.He attempted the powerbomb but angle reversed it into a face buster before repeated chop blocks to Carlos injured leg. Carlos could not walk and the Angry Chair finished him off.

RA- Your winner Heavy Metal.

SM- Now its the main event. Both men undefeated and surely to be a grat match.

RA - This match is for one fall and is for the EWA World Title.
First heading to the ring, the challenger TMN.
And secondly the Champion Captain David.

These two didnt really have a past but  this would still be a grat mach up. David took the early advantage with a implant ddt and thenn the Alpha.David looked very confident and hit a quick russian legsweep.

KC- Look its Bungle. Hes at the top of the ramp. Whats he doing.
Bungle looked on and David Got a bit destracted allowing TMN to fightback. He hammered Captina David in the back of the head with right hand and then hit the Ultimate Chestbreaker and Nutcracker before attempoting the cover. 1-2-no.
TMN carried o relentlessly and threw the champ to the outside where he launched him into the steel steps and then into the guardrail.
The match fell back intot ring and TMN hit a double underhook suplex and a boston crab, wearing down his opponent. David grabbed the ropes and slowly got to his feet and ducked a clothesline and turning it in to a neckbreaker.David went for the X-factor. NO NO NO. TMN couintered and hit the Revenator and went for the cover
1-2-3

RA- Your new EWA World Champion TMN.
(Bungle laughed and then went to the back,)

KC- What a night TMN the Champ and Tag champ, and Twiztid being rushed to hospital after his match with David Striker.

SM- Good evening folks tune in next week.