SATURDAY NIGHT SUICDIDE RESULTS

((Huge red fireworks blaze off in a row when a huge red firework shoots up and bursts in the top of the arena. The Suicide music plays as 15 000 screaming fans in the Great Western Forum in Inglewood, California. Get ready for the first ever Saturday Night Suicide.)
Kris Cole: Wow! What a start to the EWA’s brand new show and I expect a lot of mayhem to go down tonight. What do you think Simon?
Simon Marsh: I agree with you, especially with a new member to the EWA backstage staff, the one and only Real F’N Deal Chris Matthews.
KC: I have word that he is about to come out.
(Rock) Superstar by Cypress Hill plays as the blue fireworks go off in the sky, and out from the back steps out The Real F’N Deal Chris Matthews in a Lime Green CK shirt and black jeans. With him in a yellow T-shirt and Blue sports trousers is his bodyguard Tank. Matthews goes to ringside and takes the mic, and climbs into the ring.
Matthews: Tonight a new era has begun. Not only is this the debut of Saturday Night Suicide, but now we have a vice prez with the stroke to keep things under control.
Now tonight lets me state one thing. I’m not out to screw anyone as long as you don’t screw me understood? Now I’ve decided to do some things tonight. Number one I’m going to do some commentary for the show. Two I’ve decided that if anyone interferes in any match, then it is not worth them doing so. Finally in the main event TMN vs. Omar Valley I will be the special guest ref. (Takes his shirt off to reveal a blue and black striped shirt, to a loud cheer from the crowd) These may not be EWA ref. Shirt, but they are my shirt and what I say goes. Why? As I’m so damn good!(Goes to commentary booth)
CM: Lets start the action
SM: This match will be a good one, it is a four corners match featuring some bright young stars of EWA, your view Kris?
KC: I think you mean me, anyway Syko has been impresses in his opening speech. Jacknife John has been on a roll lately scoring a good win on Wednesday. Damien Cage has been building up this match well ,but Hybrid has let action speak louder than words as you found out Chris:
CM: He did hit me hard with that chair, and I won’t take that lightly but let see how he does without a chair to protect him.
SM: Lets find out then shall we?
Syko vs. Hybrid vs. Damien Cage vs. Jacknife John
Coming down to the ring at 6ft3 245lb it is SYKO, Next weighing in a 250lb, at 7ft tall here is Jacknife John, At 5ft4 weighing 146lb, accopmanied by J.T Blackout, Damien Cage, Finally at 6ft11 weighing in at 395lb, Hybrid
** Hybrid does not show up neither does John***
KC: Look like a singles match then as the bell sounds.
Syko starts of well going after the smaller Cage with a barrage of right hands, then hits him with a jawbreaker. Cage gets up fast and hits Syko from behind with a clothesline to the back of the head followed by a leg drop for the 1-2-Easy kickout. Syko hits Cage right a sting right and sets him up for a reverse DVD is it reversed by Cage who nails Syko with a Acid Drop then a Falling Reverse DDT
CM: Cheeky boy nicked my damn move
SM: Maybe a fan of yours.
CM: One of many, he is giving John a hard fight, even though the lack of height.
KC: Don’t be so sure John may come back
Cage goes for a hurricanrana but John hits a powerbomb while Syko gets up and nails John with a reverse DDT. All three men fall to the floor as the lights go out.
SM: What on earth is going on?
KC: I know what.
The lights turn on appear and Hybrid is in the ring. He picks up Syko and hits him with the Freak of Nature. He then climbs the rope to hit an awesome frog splash from the top rope onto Syko
CM: Holy crap, that was huge
SM: I thought he would break the ring
KC: Wait he has Cage
Hybrid grabs Cage around the throat and chokeslam Cage onto the floor when he leaves the carnage in the ring and goes to the back. While this happens Cage’s arm falls on Syko for 1-2-3
Winner by pinfall: Damien Cage
After the match Masta Gangsta and Smoke come out and attack Cage with the Drive by. Masta then takes the mic
MG: Tonight, it started. Wednesday it will continue. We stand here proving that a force in the EWA can stand its own ground. We are just three of the many people that will join out Syndicate. Wrestlers from all over the PWO have been contacting Masta Gangsta for information on how they could be in The Syndicate. Masta Gangsta, Smoke and Syko are three of the best damn wrestlers in this federation and I though to myself. Since I don't want to join any of you and I still wanted to have a family in the EWA, I should make my own family. Now Smoke, Smoke came down to my aid earlier tonight and watched my back. I've know him for a few months now and asked him to join the EWA. He showed that he's down with me. That's how he's in. Also, I want all of you to meet the first tag team to enter the tournament. Smoke and Masta Gangsta. Now you wonder. Why is Syko in the Syndicate? He lost tonight. It's like this, we don't just the men that win all their matches. We get p! people that we know will be loyal. Just like a family is. Syko is one of those people that is psycho. And when we're getting jumped. He gets that way and helps us out. Smoke & Syko, It's nice to have us together. If you're wondering how you can be apart of our Syndicate, you can't unless we ask you. If you ask us. You'll get punked for wasting our time. Let's g.... Hold up. This is out to any other stables in the EWA. If you want some, come get some. Because we're here to bring the pain!!!
(We all leave the ring together. Screen rolls credits and fades to black.)
SM: Wow strong words there eh fellows
KC: This alliance will be interesting
CM: The next match is Handsome Hal Jacobs vs. Rocky
SM: Lets go to the ring
Coming to the ring at 6ft high 221lb here is Handsome Hal Jacobs Some Girls Do by Sawyer Brown plays over the P.A and his opponent from Farham, England weighing in at 230lb and at 6ft6 tall here is Rocky
Hal attacks Rocky before the bell with a kick to the kidneys, then nails him with an atomic drop then a suplex.
KC: Rocky not starting well
CM: Smart move by Hal though. Well done son!
Hal then poses to the fans unaware that Rocky is standing behind him waiting for him to turn around. Hal does so and gets a Rock Bottom for his trouble, followed by a peoples elbow.
SM: Rocky is turning things around now
KC: Can Rocky take the win?
Rocky picks Hal up then sets him up for the Pedigree when J.J runs down to the ring and distracts the ref. Foolishly Rocky lets go of Hal and goes to hit J.J when Suicide Kid, race in through the crowd and hits Rocky with the Sweet Chin Music, then quickly runs out.
Hal hits Rocky with the Arrogance for the 1-2-3.
Your Winner by Pinfall: Handsome Hal Jacobs
SM: Damn that Suicide Kid! just damn him!
CM: Jeez calm down, you will give yourself a heart attack.
KC: Way to tell him Chris
CM: Now Carlos De Angelo is ready to talk about his Crusierweight Title match so Simon I’ll let you deal with this.
Simon Marsh is in the ring awaiting an interview with the man who will fight for the EWA Cruiserweight title tonight, Carlos De Angelo.
Blink 182's "All The Small Things..." hits over the PA, and the Angel makes his way down the ramp carrying an American flag.
SM: - "Well, Carlos De Angelo, it's great to be speaking to you tonight, but tell me, what's with that flag?"
CDA: - "Hola Simon, hola mis amigos in the crowd. First please let me be saying what a pleasurement it is to be here with you in the EWA. As for the flag? Well, all is being revealed in just a moment."
SM: - "I understand you have a few words for your opponent this evening, the Cruiserweight Champ - Knucklebone."
CDA: - "Well, earlier this week, Senior Bone is stating that he is hoping the best man will be winning tonight. To this I is liking to say amen. I is also liking to be able to say that Knucklebone is a great competitor and a great champion..."
SM: - "Well, sporting words there..."
CDA: - "Please let me finish! I is LIKING to be able to say that Senior Bone is a great champion. But in Espana, we is being taught never to lie. The truth is simply that he is a very, very bad champion. The truth is, to me, that no American (spits) can ever be a great champion. Tonight begins the crusade of one leeetle Spanish boy against the whole of America. For my first trick, I is showing my respect to the stars and stripes..."
He pulls out a cigarette lighter and sets fire to the American flag, leaving it burning in the ring.
"And for my second trick, I is taking the Cruiserweight belt from around the waist of Knucklebone, and placing it around the waist of a Spaniard, where it belongs."
KC: I can’t believe he burned the flag?
CM: As a Brit., I have to say Carlos fair play you are one funny little man aren’t you.
SM: Now for our third match Jesse Seller vs. Johnny Havoc
Coming to the ring at 6ft5 high and 240lb. Jesse Seller, Falling away from me by Korn plays over the P.A and his opponent accompanied by Mary Jane, at 6ft1 235lb from the Fallen Angels Johnny Havoc.
CM: What a match this should be these guys hate each other
KC: Chris you are right, this is going to be a barn burner
Bell Rings with Havoc running at Seller and hitting him with a spear, followed by a knee smash, he goes for the pin 1-2-kick out by Seller who gets up and hits a deadly right hands to Havoc jaw stunning Havoc. Realizing havoc is stunned Seller plants Havoc with a belly to belly suplex then an elbow drop and pins him for 1-2-thr…..NO kick out at last second by Havoc!
SM: That was close
KC: I thought that was it for Havoc
Seller shows three fingers to the ref. Saying that should he should of counted faster, unknown to him Havoc gets up and nails him with a deadly low blow.
CM: Looks like Seller should prescribe to some Viagra after that. Ouch!
Seller is down in pain as is Havoc. Johnny Havoc gets up first and hits the Sick and Twisted DDT he falls on Seller. The ref. Counts 1-2-3.
Your Winner by pinfall: Johnny Havoc
SM: First rate match
KC: Havoc deserved the win
CM: I feel sorry for Seller. No Seller’s lower groin!
SM: believe Knucklebone has some words to say about his match tonight.
****fire bursts out the turnbuckles and the entrance area explodes with fire, and the titan tron is on fire. the ropes set up in flames as Knucklebone the undisputed cruiserweight champion enters the ring over the middle rope and grabs a mic. he's wearing wrestling pants(black pants with flames running up the sides****
KB: now to prove that I am hardkore the prez himself set up this match for me to win. He set this match up to see who is extreme and who is not. Well I am. (crowd begins to boo. they scream asshole) KB: don't talk about Phoenix that way!! (crowd bursts in screams) KB: to prove I am the true champ and I have earned my spot in the EWA I will prove by defeating the winner of the cruiserweight battle royal. I will defend the cruiserweight title too.
security members including rob the animal Shaw and Tank will block the entrance for my match, so no interference can happen
CM: Strong words there by the champ.
SM: Our next match is for the I.C title between The Crippler vs. Alastor Stonewell
Falling me away by Korn plays over the P.A. Coming down the aisle from Harrisburg, PA at 6ft9 280lb Alastor Stonewall. His opponent at 6ft8, 350lb he is the EWA I.C Champion The Crippler
Crippler and Stonewell have a staredown in the ring. Until the ref. breaks it up. The match begins with Crippler attacking Alastor with a spin heel kick, followed into a boston crab. The ref. check Alastor incase of a submission and Alastor tells him where to go!
SM: How rude!
KC: Can he make it to the ropes?
Alastor grabs the bottom rope and the Crippler lets go then quickly lands some stomps on the fallen Alastor, until a desperate low blow catches Crippler off guard. Alastor then hits a swinging neckbreaker, and a DDT and goes for the pin 1-2-Kick out by the Crippler. Alastor hits a backbreaker then climbs the tope rope and hits drop kick from the top. He goes for the pin 1-2-thre…..No!
CM: Ooh! That was close
KC: Just a whisper away from winning the belt.
Crippler is in pain as Alastor grabs him back up and nails a evil German Suplex on Crippler then again goes for the pin. 1-2- thre…….No Crippler hangs on! Alastor can’t believe it. He argues with the ref. then picks Crippler up once again and goes for a DDT, but Crippler knees him in the chest and strikes him with a piledriver then a Meltdown and goes for the pin 1-2-thre…..OH MY GOD! Alastor got his shoulder up. Crippler goes for the Meltdown again and misses, Alastor climbs to his feet and hits a quick Avalanche for 1-2-3
The Winner and New I.C Champ: Alastor Stonewall
CM: Man that was tight
SM: A testament to both men’s skills
KC: A first class match indeed.
CM: Now my friends a six man tag with some of EWA’s top crusierweights.
SM: Dean Matthews, Phoenix and Jeff Payne vs. Chris Dukes, Suicide Kid, Bungle
Coming down the aisle at a total combined weight of 681lb. The Hotshot Dean Matthews, Phoenix, and Jeff Payne. Their opponents at a total combined weight of 680lb. Chris Dukes, Suicide Kid and Bungle
Phoenix and Dukes started things off as Phoenix attacks Dukes with a reverse Fuji arm bar, then pulls him up and hits a cradle DDT on Dukes. Phoenix tags in Matthews who nails Dukes with an STO and goes for the pin 1-2-Kickout by Dukes. Matthews has the upper hand and does an atomic drop and clothesline to stun Dukes. As he closes in on Dukes, Chris hits a headbutt to the chest then a diamond dust and tags in Suicide Kid, who uses a vertical suplex to pin Matthews 1-2 Easy kick out. Suicide Kid sets up the Sweet Chin Music but Payne runs in and spears Suicide to the ground. Matthews tags in Payne who immediatly uses an Evenflow DDT and pins Kid for 1-2-thr… Kick out by Suicide, who Low Blows Payne and tags in Bungle, who catching a running payne with a side walk slam, then hurricanranas Phoenix as he comes in. Suicide enters the ring to help Bungle.
SM: Rocky is running down the ramp
Rocky nails Suicide with a Rock Bottom and chases him through the crowd. As this goes on Bungle grabs a chair looks to swing at Matthews but nails Dukes and leaves.
CM: What a chair shot!
Matthews sees Dukes unconscious and climbs the rope and hits the firebomb and the ref. makes the count 1-2-3
The Winners: Jeff Payne, Phoenix and The Hotshot Dean Matthews
CM: Wait Hybrid is coming down to the ring.
He nails Jeff Payne with a clothesline, then plants Dean with a huge boot to the face. He then look at Phoenix who is terrified then leaves.
SM: Now we have the crusierweight title match between the Angel of Spain Carlos de Angelo vs. Knucklebone.
KC: Should a good match involving the two top crusierweights in the Ewa today. So lets go to the action.
All the small things by Blink 182 plays over the P.A. Ladies and Gentleman the challenger to the Crusierweight title, from Dudley in Madrid, Spain. At 5ft9, 215lb Carlos De Angelo. Right Left Right by Drama plays over the speakers. His opponent at 6ft1 203lb, the Crusierweight champion Knucklebone.
The two men start with a stare down, with Carlos saying something in Spanish. Knucklebone looked insulted and hit him with a barrage of left hooks and took him down with a powerslam. Knucklebone was relentless punching a fallen Carlos with deadly hits until the ref. broke it up.
CM: Knucklebone is in a fighting mood today.
KC: Carlos is in trouble
As soon as Carlos got to his feet he was knocked straight back down with a Killakick. Knucklebone went for the pin. 1-2-thr…..No! Carlos rolled his left shoulder up. Knucklebone looked upset so planted Carlos with a vicious DVD then climbed the rope for a Ronton Bomb.
SM: If he hits this then it would be all she wrote.
Knucklebone does the Ronton Bomb but at the last second Carlos moved out of the way and pulled Knucklebone up, then grounded him with a perfectly timed spear then did an asai moonsault. He went for the pin. 1-2- No kick out by Knucklebone. An shocked Carlos did an enziguri on Knuckbone then pulled him up and threw him against the ropes, Carlos attempted a clothesline but Knucklebone ducked and hit him with a heel kick, then put Carlos in place for the Stop, Drop and Roll. He lifted Carlos in the Outsides Edge position but Carlos scooted out the back door and hit the Angel Duster followed by the Spanish Star and goes for the pin. 1-2-3
Here is the winner Carlos De Angelo
CM: Super win for Carols he deserved it.
KC: What? Knucklebone was robbed.
SM: Either way there is a new Cruiserweight champion and his name is Carlos De Angelo
** A 15 ft high Steel Cage is lowered down to the ring while Chris Matthews takes the mic.**
Well if this for the Hardcore and Battlezone lets make the match more violent shall we?
** Chris lifts up the ring apron and pulls out some chairs, Baking Trays, a table, dustbins, brooms, T.V, and throws them into the ring. Then he grabs a baseball bat and wraps it in barbed wire and throws that into the ring.**
KC: Oh my god this is going to be a blood bath
SM This match is for both the Battlezone and Hardcore title between David Striker and Masta Gangsta
CM: First persons feet who touches the ground wins!
Introducing first at 6ft5 285lb, The Battlezone Champion Masta Gangsta His opponent The Hardcore Champion David Striker
The match begins with Masta nailing Striker with a spear then a DDT. He then picks up a chair and cracks it over Strikers head.
KC: Striker has been cut open anyway
CM: I hope the fans love crimson
Masta repeated nails Striker with a dustbin and sets him up for the Drive By through the table. As he lifts Striker up Striker falls through the back and plants Masta with a circuit breaker onto a chair then climbs to the top off the cage with a baking trays, and smacks Masta from the top. Striker then uses incredible agility and does an asai moonsault after bouncing off the cage.
SM: Wow that was amazing!
KC: What limits will these guys take to win the belts.
Striker decides to use the barbed wire bat and strikes Masta across his forehead cutting him open. With Gangsta out striker calls for Chris Matthews and points to the Spanish announce table
SM: What is Striker doing.
Matthews goes to the table, and pulls out from underneath it gasoline, and pours it all over the table. Chris pulls the announcers away from the table a he lights a match and throws it onto the table, setting it on fire
SM: Chris why did you do that.
CM: Striker asked me backstage to do it
KC: What is that for?
Striker and Gangsta climb to the top of the cage. When the reach the top Striker sets Gangsta up for a inverted DDT. When Syko runs down the aisle and nails Striker with a chair. Striker plunges off the top of the cage through the flaming table to win the match.
CM: IMPACT!!!!!!!!
The Winner and New Battlezone champion David Striker
SM: My god get help out here
KC: Striker is hurt
CM: Wait is that his brother Lance with the paramedics?
Lance Striker flattens Syko then climbs the cage with a chair and nails Masta with it causing Masta to fall onto the canvas in pain
SM: I hope both me are OK
KC: I don’t always agree with you but I have to agree on this one.
CM: Now I will need to leave you for this one as Omar Valley vs. TMN is next. Non title although.
Aphex Twin Come to Daddy plays over the P.A. as Omar Valley walks out
Make Me Bad by Korn plays on the P.A. and the world champ TMN walks out.
Both men shake hands as the match begins with Omar running at TMN and hitting an armbar DDT and a snap suplex in succession, he covers TMN and matthews counts 1-2-Easy kickout. Omar pulls TMN back up and nails him with fast and furious punches.
KC: Omar is pumped for this one
When out of nowhere TMN hits a low blow and an ultimate chestbreaker. Matthews tells TMN not to low blow Omar when they get into a argument.
SM: Wait Dean Matthews and Phoenix are coming out with a table.
Phoenix pulls Omar onto a table as Dean nails a Firebomb through it while Chris is distracted.
SM: Why did they do that?
TMN covers Omar as a confused Chris Matthews counts 1-2-3.
The winner and new Sudden Impact leader: TMN
After the match Chris Matthews sees the other celebrating with TMN. Chris spots the broken table and has a war of words with the three. When TMN and the other attack Matthews with TMN hitting the Revenator on Chris with the three leaving, TMN grabs the mic.
TMN: DTA Matthews, you were jealous of me having the gold as you were the leader, well not anymore you and Omar aren’t fit to be in my group. Sudden Impact is dead. Impact 2K rules now.
(Show ends with Impact 2K leaving and Matthews and Omar helping each other out. Also belts changed hands and Striker was put through a flaming table)
( The fireworks set up in to the sky and the Warfare music plays loud from the PA System)