SIMON MARSH(SM) Welcome everyone to EWA Extreme Pain. This is set to be the ground breaking event in EWA history which will establish the EWA as one of the supreme wrestling organisations in the world.
KRIS COLE (KC) Tonight is set to be a brilliant night, in front of this sell out crowd we will see the EWA World title on the line, the Tag titles on the line as well as the Intercontinental and Hardcore title. We will also see a Cruiserweight Royal Rumble and a huge first bloodmatch between the Vice President Chris Ford and Da Prez Martin Swift.
SM - Last week on warfare Da Prez was unable to attend as he was still in hospital , due to the vicious attack buy Chris the previois week.
KC - Lets head to the action, for the first match.
Ring announcer (RA) - The following match will be for 1 fall and is a 4 man Elimination Table Match.
Coming to the ring first weighing in at 240lbs Jesse 'the best' Seller.
Now making his debut weighing in at 235 lbs Heavy Metal.
Next weighing in at 385 lbs Twiztid
Finally Weighing in at 290lbs and accmpanid by his manager Timber, we have Bloodwolf.
SM- Where is he?
KC - I dont know Simon, Maybe he got scared!
Weighing in at 290 lbs Bloodwolf,
(Nothing happens)
SM - It looks like Bloodwolf is doing a no show!
The match begins with Twiztid towering over his two opponents. Heavy metal charges at the big man and hits a dropkick. But Twiztid stay on his feet and just smiles. Heavy Metal trys again but still no affect, he then glances towards Jesse and they bith charge at Twiztid and send him crashing tot he mat.
The two attack him like a pack of hungry dogs and Seller hits a round house kick, dazing the big man.
KC- HA, it looks like Jesse and Heavy Metal are working together. NO
Jesse plants Metal with a powerful clothesline sending him to the mat. He then begins to work on the dazed Metal and hits an inverted ddt followed by Piledriver. Twiztid then uses his power and attacks Jesse from behind with a full nelson slam and then hits him with a running powerbomb.
SM - Look , Twizted is gettingh a table from under the ring.
KC- This is where the fun stats.
Twizted throws the table in and begins to set it up as Jesse and Heavy Metal begin getting to there feet.
He sets the table up near the corner, and then attacks Jesse. The two begin brawling as Heavy metal climbs to the top rope and hits a missile dropkick sending the 2 wrestlers to the outside.
SM - This is Heavy Metals territory, hes a sick individual.
HM heads to the outside and brigs Twiztid to his feet and then delivers a Devastating russian legsweep on to the guard rail and then repeatedly slams his head in to the guard rail, busting Twiztid wide open.
Heavy Metal begins grinning and then throws the blood covered Twiztid into the ring, he sets him up on the table and climbs to the top rope. GUILLOTINE LEGDROP,.
SM - Oh my god, oh my god, Thats Sick.
KC- Yeah but he managed to eliminate the big man. Wait whats hapening, thats Bloodwolfs music.
Bloodwolf runs to the ring with a Baseball bat in hand and sets up another table in the ring, before laying in to Jesse and Metal, with the Baseball bat. He then stands up Jesse and hits the WOLF TRAP.
Jesse begins to weaken and slowly falls to the floor and bloodwolf then heads for Heavy Metal as well and hits the Wolf trap on him as well. With both men lying on the mat he picks up the unconscious form of Jesse Seller and repeatedly powerbombs him thought the table , eliminating him.
SM - Call the Paramedics, Hes unconscious for god sake.
He then picks up Heavy Metal and trys to powerbomb him but NO, Heavy Metal reverses it and begin to lay in to Bloodwolf and then hits the Angry Chair. He rushes to the outside and Grabs another table and sets Bloodwolf up on it and then hits a 450 spalsh to secure the Victory.
RA - Your winner HEAVY METAL
KC - Wow , what a way to begin. Heavy Metal securing a Victory on his debut.
(Something appears on the titontron)
SM - Yeah, look hes still got bandages on his head, Will he be able to compete?
RA - The next match is the Cruiserweight Royal Rumble for the #1 conmtendership for the Cruiserweight tile.
The first man to enter is Chris Dukes and number 2 is Carlos De Angelo.
The two men lock up as the countodown starts and Chris Dukes begins to take the advantage and quickly hits a ddt and then raps on the Liontamer as he trys to weaken Carlos's legs.
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Chris Dukes pull him up and delivers the Dukes drop.
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Here comes D-bo, he rolls into the ring and attcks Dukes form behind with a pumphandle slam. Carlos manages to climb to his feet and spears D-Bo and then throws D-Bo to the outside
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Carlos now manages to take advantage of Dukes and begins to attack him with some mounted puches.
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Here comes Jeff Payne, He climbs to the top rope on his entrance and a missile dropkick on Carlos sending him to the mat.
Jeff begins to work on Dukes and delivers a Gargoyle suplex and then an evenflow ddt .
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Jeff now switches to Carlos and it starting to dominate both men. He hits a Stump pulling piledreiver on Carlos and then trys to whip carlos to the rope but its reversed and Carlos delivers Spinebuster and then collaplses in exhaustion.
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The Ant charges to the ring but ran straight into Chris Duke who throws him out straight away.
The three men are all gasping for breath and starting to relax as the next man comes in
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Its Dean Matthews a newcomer to the EWA and now a part of Sudden Impact, he hits the ring and begins to work on Dukes while Carlos and Payne begin brawling ni the corner. Dean uses Dukes turedness against him and attacks with some very quick combinations of puches and kicks and then uses a headlock takedown.
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Carlos gains the Advantage over Jeff and hits a Hurricanrana and a quick drop kick.
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Here comes Wes.
Wes charges into the ring and begins brawling with any one he can find. Carlos grabs him hit a low blow anfd then throws him out before shouting 'Hola Que tal'
He then turns round and gets hit by Jeff Payne with a spinning heel kick.
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The contestants are beginning to tire and the pace slows.
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Its Suicide Kid , he charges the ring and attacks Jeff Payne from behind and he begins teaming with Carlos to wear him down
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Chris Dukes has been in from the start and begins to get the better of Dean Matthews and hit a Samoan Drop before a standing leg drop.
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Its Scream Shady, he rushes to the ring and slides in just as Dean Matthews is eliminated by Dukes.He attakcs Dukes and uses his huge size advantage to weardown Dukes.
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Scream Shady ets hit with a Sweet Chin Music by Suicide Kid and then is tossed to the rope and then hit with a swinging neckbreaker.
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In comes Rocky and straight away is Eliminated by Suicide Kid. What will happen when they team up later?
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Scream Shady hits Suicide Kid with a Bulldogg from behind and then Eliminates him.
Suicide kid and Rocky begin arguing as they head to the back.
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Here comes Nightland. He is greeted by Chris Dukes who quickly attacks him with fury and pummels him with a powerslam and then a backbreakee.
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Carlos and Scream Shady hit a double verticle suplex on Jeff Payne and then hit a double legsplitter.
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Here comes the last participant Bungle. He is little known of and runs to the ring and Quickly eliminates Scream Shady and Jeff Payne, leaving him and Carlos De Angelo and Chris Dukes.
Bungle being the healthier of all begins to dominate the match and then hits a flying headscissors which eliminates Dukes leaving Bungle and Carlos De Angelo. Bungle heads to the top rope and and hits a missile sropkick on Carlos sending him over the top rope.
Bungle cheers and celebrate.
But Carlos hung on and pulled himself up and span Bungle around and then hit the Angel Duster and then threw him out.
RA - Your winner and #1 contender for the Cruiserweight title Carlos De Angelo.
SM - What a match. Carlos entered Second and managed to win.
(Cuts to an advert)
RA - The Following match is for one fall and is for the EWA Hardcore Title.
First weighing in at 234 lbs the challenger David Striker
And the champion weighting in at 299 lbs the Sex Master..
The match begins with Sex Master taking the early advantage with a double arm ddt and then a scoop slam before workingn on his arms.
KC- Check out the HOS. PUPPIES.
SM- Wait whats happening. Its Jacknife John, hes got a chair.
He hammers the Sex Master with a chair and then runs off.
KC - But look here come Omar and Tank there attacking Jacknife.
(They fight and head to the back)
David Striker begins to dominate and grabs a trash can and hammers him over the head and then hits a top rope inverted ddt, before covering him 1-2 kickout.
SM- Whos this, he just ran through the crowd.
The Mystery man picks up Sex Master and him and David hit a double powerbomb before the cover is made 1-2-3.
RA- Your New EWA Hardcore Champion David Striker.
(Striker and the Mystery man head to the back with the title in hand.
KC - Who the hell was that guy?
RA- The following contest is for one fall and for the EWA Tag team titles.
First The Challengers Zero Degrees
And now the EWA champs the Bad Ass Mother F***ers.
The match begins with TMN facing off against Rocky. TMN took the early advantage hitting a piledriver and then a neckbreaker before tagging in Chris Matthews. They double team Rocky and hit a double clothesline.
Chris Matthew hits an atomic drop and then puts a sleeper hold on Rocky trying to wear him down . Rocky manages a low blow without the ref noticing and then reaches for the Tag.
SM- Whats Suicide Kid doing, Hes turned his back on Rocky.
Rocky turns around and gets the Sideliner and the 3 count is inevitable.
RA - Still your EWA Tag Champions The Bad Ass Mother F***ers
(Suicide Kid rushes the Ring and attacks Rocky and then walks off)_
KC- Weve just heard that the First Blood Match between Da Prez and Vice Prez Chris Ford will not go ahead. We have no reasons of yet but well try and get you the news.
RA- The next match is for one fall and is for the EWA Intercontinental title.
Firts the Challenger weighing in at 250 lbs Jacknife John
Secondly the Champion weighing in at 350 lbs The Crippler.
These two men fought 2 weeks ago and hate each other to the bone. So both men wanted to destroy there opponent.
Crippler starts the strongest with a power clothesline and then a whip to the ropes which was met with a high knee. He then pummeled Jacknife with a gut wrench powerbomb and then a spinning ddt.
1-2-no kickout. Jacknife wasnt going to give up that quickly and began to fight back with a quick rall of punches to the mid section before connecting with a clothesline and a russian leg sweep.
Jacknife headed to the top rope and then hit a devastating Elbow drop sending blood flying from the cripplers mouth. 1-2 kick out.
SM - What a move. It looks like crippler has some internal bleeding#
Jacknife carried on his assault and set Crippler up in the corner and delivered a tree of woe before an inverted piledriver. 1-2- no/
The Crippler isnt giving up. Jacknife sets him up for a pumphandle but Crippler reverses it into a hiplock and then begins to fight while holding his ribs. He hit 3 consecutive snap suplexes before a boston crab, but Jacknife was not going to submit.
Crippler picked him up and delivered a Pildriver and then went to the top tope .Meltdown. 1-2-3
RA -Still EWA Intercontinental Cahmpion the Crippler.
KC- What a match. You can bet that wont be the end of there Feud.
RA- The following match is a cage match and is for the EWA Cruiserweight Title
First representing the Fallen Angels weighing in at 230 lbs Knucklebone.
And representing Sudden Impact the EWA Cruiserweight Champion PHOENIX.
SM - This match is set to be a slobberknocker. These two guys will pull off high flying manouvers all day if they could.
The match begins with both men staring at each other and looking each other up and down. The atmosphere in the Steel Cage was so thick it could be cut with a Knife.
The door was chained shut and the Ref was stood by the door. The only way to win was exit the ring by the door or by climbing out.
Knuclebone made the first move and flew at Phoenix connecting with a Pump Kick, knocing down the Champ. Phoenix got straight back up but was hit with a standing dropkick and hit the mat again. Phoenix got up again and ran at his rival but was caught in a death valley driver and was crashed t the canvas.
KC- Knucklebone is really dominating. HES Sick, I like him
Knucklebone kept up with his dominance and started ramming Phoenix into the Cage repeatedly , which bust open phoenix and blood flowed freely from his head.Knucklebone connected with a Ronton Bomb and then started to climb the cage. He got about 3/4 of the way up beforethe blood covered frmae of Phoenix pulled him off. Phoenix began using his full aresenal and hit a spring board moonsult and a spinning piledriver before a Balcony Dive. He signalled to the ref to open the door and the door was opened he began to crawl through but. No Knucklebone grabbed his foot and struggled to keep him in. Phoenix got back up and continued to work on Knuclebone with a Fuji Arm bar. He then set up Knucklebone for the Night Driver but,NO he reversed it inot a verticle suplex and then managed to hit Da Stop Drop and Roll.
He slowly climbed the cage an got to the top. He toolk his hirt off and hit a frogsplash frmooff the top of the Cage.
SM- Thats suicidal. What a wreslter,What an Idiot.
KC -Hes no idiot , hes Knuicklebone the fearless.
Knucklebone made his way to the top of the cage again and climbed out slowly and then collapsed on the outside.
RA- Your New Cruiserweight Champion of the World Knucklebone.
Knucklebone climbed to his feet and signalled towards the back. A few seconds later the whole of the Fallen Angels ran to the ring and opened the door on the cage and ran in to attack Phoenix. Phoenix was getting totally destroyed in the ring.
(CROWD CHEERS)
SM - Look it Sudden Impact.
The whole of Sudden impact invaded the ring and there was a full scale brawl going on in the cage.
Then suddenly the Lights went out.
The wrestlers all stopped and then the lights came back on. There was a chair wielding 6ft 11 , 395lb Beheamoth of a man standing in the middle of the ring.
Everyone stared no knowing who he was.
The man attacked all of The Fallen Angels with his chair and then turned to Sudden Impact.
KC- I think its Hybrid.
He stared at Chris Matthews and then held out his hand. Matthews reached out in friendship but was clobbered with the chair. Hybrid had whiped out all of the Fallen Angels and now all of Sudden Impact. Then the lights went out again.
When they came on again Hybrid was stood at the top of the ramp staring at Phoenix and laughiing out loud. Phoenix was staring in disbelieve, and terror.
SM- What does Hybrid want, What is the Connection between him and Phoenix?
RA- The Main Event is for one fall and is for the EWA World Title.
First the Challenger weighing in at 235lbs Johnny Havoc accompanied by Mary Jane.
The champion weighing in at 265 lbs Captain David.
Johhny Havoc had earned his shot last week on warfare and now had his shot. He was squaring off against the undefeated Champ, Captain David.
The match began with Captain David taking the advantage with a headlock takedown and then an armbar. David was showing why he was the champ and hit an Alpha before making the cover. 1-2 no. Havoc kicked out and was filled with energy as he began to fight back he hit a Spinebuster and then a knee smash and set him up in the corner for the Sick and Twisted. He connected. 1-2- foot on the rope. David managed ot get his foot to the rope.
Havoc looked extremely angry andhit a running powerbomb on David and then locked on the figure 4 leg lock. David was screaming in agony and was reaching agonizingly for the rope. Yes he got it.
SM- What a match up. Captian David and Havoc are certainly giving it there all.
David was in extreme pain but managed a low blow to eatn him self some time to refresh. David struggled to his feet and delivered an Omega to Havoc. 1-2- kick out. David pulled havoc to his feet and hit an implant ddt before an asai moonsault. He picked him up and span him around. X-factor.
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RA- Still you EWA world Champion Captain David.
KC- What a night Simon. 2 new champs and some impressive newcomers.
SM- Yeah but what is it with Phoenix and Hybrid and who is the new guy who helped David Striker. We hope to get the answes soon.
Thank you for wathcing.