>>One day Bill Clinton visited Syria and met with Hafiz Esad. Hafiz
>>arranged a city tour around Damascus to show Clinton how beautiful the 
>>city
>>
>>is (!) They took a limo and started driving around the city. Soon after
>>they
>>started Clinton saw a man in the middle of the road
>>urinating. He showed it to Hafiz and said "Oh Hafiz this is
>>disgusting, this is very bad bla bla bla".
>>Hafiz told his men to kill the guy. They killed the guy and started
>>touring again. A couple of minutes again Clinton saw another man doing the
>>same thing and showed it to Hafiz and said bad things again. Hafiz ordered
>>his men to kill the guy. The same story is repeated for many times and at
>>the end of the day there were hundreds of Syrians killed because of the
>>same
>>reason. Clinton finished his visit and returned America but before this he
>>also invited Hafiz to America.
>>A couple of months later Hafiz went to America.
>>Now it was Hafiz's turn to see Washington. They started the tour.
>>Hafiz was hoping to see something bad. Hours passed everything was
>>perfect clean and beautiful. Hafiz was about to be dissapointed
>>before he saw a men urinating in the middle of the city. He was
>>very happy to take revenge. He showed it to Clinton and said "Oh
>>Bill, this is very bad, disgusting bla bla bla". Clinton was very
>>embarassed of course and ordered his men to kill the guy. Then they
>>finished the tour.
>>Next morning there was a news in Washington
>>Post:
>>"Syrian ambassador was killed in the middle of the city with no reason"
>>