chapstick

I would just like to give a big shout out to those wonderful people at Whitehall-Robins, the makers of chapstick. Many moons ago my loving sister gave me a chapstick-on-a-rope that just made my millenium like you've no idea. But I took it for granted and to quote George Harrison, "All Things Must Pass." And pass it did, onto that great chapstick heaven in the sky where dry and sunburnt lips exist no more.Gum is the devil So I wrote to those wonderful philanthropists, the chapstick people and they sent me three (3) new ones for FREE. As well as two packages of their new Lip Moisturizer with SPF 15 (which at the occasional saturday afternoon Miami football game was smeared over the facial cheeks of myself and several of my compatriots in an effort to thwart the sun's formidable effects which were remarkably quite strong despite the fact that it was Novemeber). And I hear they have SPF 30 now! Maybe that'll help... Oh happy day! Yea, Chapstick!!! This just goes to show that it pays to be a walking advertisment for something.Gum is the devil And I do hope they will forgive me for my transgressions for while I was without my "lanyard" (as they call it, classy name for shoestring, I suppose), I lost my tube of chapstick. I became so desperate that one day I stopped at D & K Market in the bustling metropolis of Darbyville, Ohio, and (gasp) bought a generic tube of vanila flavored "Chap-et." Gum is the devil Do forgive me oh wonderful chapstick gods who have saved my very life numerous times. I am forever in your debt.

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