The following segment of Melissa's Fabulous Page O' Fun may be inappropriate for some viewers. If you are sensitive to Feminist "propaganda" or are in anyway affilliated with Madison High School, scrolling down is NOT recommended. REAPEAT: If you are sensitive to Feminist "propaganda" or are in anyway affilliated with Madison High School, scrolling down is NOT recommended.

10. I have trouble finding one thats comfy.

9. The subject makes for interesting conversation.

8. Undershirts can cover certain protrusions just as easily.

7. Shock value. I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaad.

6. I get to add a new section to my webpage.

5. As my classes now last up to 5 hours I'm increasingly reluctant to wear anything constrictive.

4. I have never met a bra that effects the geography of my breasts.

3. A little jiggling isn't that offensive.

2. I have sensitive skin.

1. I'm freeeeeeeeeeee!

Yes folks, I've done it. Feminism has reared its ugly head again and I have decided to cut the cord. I am no longer afraid to set foot in public without a bra.

While bra shopping in the spring of 2000, after looking endlessly for the right size in a comfortable style and finding nothing but devil bras and heartache I decided to throw in the towel. If this is the price of womanhood, count me out.

Now don't get me wrong, the free, natural life is not for everyone (just ask Spongebob Squarepants about his adventures in Jellyfish Fields). By all means if you can find a comfy bra that uplifts and supports and makes you happy, you wear that bra 24/7 if you like. Me, I just can't do it anymore.

However, I am still a slave to fashion and not all of my "professional" outfits will allow for full emancipation. While teaching, unfortunately, I will continue to where a bra everyday, but when that final bell rings... Look out World...

But hey, what do YOU think?
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The Bra: Yea or Neigh?

How do you feel about the bra? I am a woman and I like bras as a general principle I am a woman and I dislike bras as a general principle I am a woman and I dislike wearing bras but I do anyway I am a woman and I like wearing bras and Melissa is crazy I am a woman and I dislike wearing bras and Melissa is still crazy I am a woman and I think Melissa should put her bra back on I am a man and I like bras as a general principle I am a man and I dislike bras as a general principle I am a man and I dislike wearing bras but I do anyway I am a man and I like wearing bras and Melissa is crazy I am a man and I dislike wearing bras and Melissa is still crazy I am a man and I think Melissa should put her bra back on I am a woman and Melissa has inspired me to stop wearing my bra I am a man and Melissa has inspired me to stop wearing my bra I am a woman and I'll keep my bra but its okay if Melissa loses hers I am a man and I'll keep my bra but its okay if Melissa loses hers I am a woman and Melissa should definitely never wear a bra again cuz she's a hottie I am a man and Melissa should definitely never wear a bra again cuz she's a hottie I am now dumber for having read all these choices I disagree with the question

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