SPIKE & DRUSILLA QUOTES

The following is a complete list of everything that Spike and Drusilla say on 'Buffy, the Vampire Slayer' and 'Angel the Series'. Just now, I have from 'School Hard' to 'Becoming II'.


SERIES III

Lover's Walk


Spike - "Home, sweet... home."

Spike - "And more, much more than this, I did it my way..."

Spike - "Drusilla! I'm home!"

Spike - "Why did you do it, baby? Why did you leave me? We were happy here."

Spike - "YOU... STUPID... WORTHLESS... BITCH! Look what you've done to me."

Spike - "Yeah, you. You think I'm afraid of you? We were happy! You brainwashed her. I could just... Yeah, I'll show you who's a cool guy. You're goin' down."

Spike - "Whoa!"

Spike - "This is just too much."

Shopkeeper - "Did you come in through the back?"
Spike - "Yeah. I need a curse."
Shopkeeper - "A what?"
Spike - "A curse! Y'know, something nasty. Boils. I wanna give him boils all over his face. You know, dripping pustules. Let's really go for the gusto here."
Shopkeeper - "I'm hearing a lot of negative energy, and I bet..."
Spike - "Leprosy! Alright, a spell that makes his parts fall off. That sounds proper."

Spike - "Forget the book. I just got a better idea."

Spike - "I need to borrow the little girl. You don't mind, do you?"
Spike - "Threatening me? That's not nice. We're all gonna be very best friends."

Spike - "A spell. For me. You're gonna do a spell for me."
Willow - "Uh, what kind of spell?"
Spike: - "A love spell! Are you brain dead? I'm gonna get what's mine. What's mine. Teach her to walk out on me. What are you staring at?"
Willow - "Nothing."
Spike - "You can do it, right? You can make Dru love me again? Make her crawl!"
Willow - "I-I can try."
Spike - "What are you talking about, trying? You'll do it!"
Willow - "Yes, I'll do it!"
Spike - "You lie to me, and I'll shove this through your face! You want that?"
Willow - "No..".
Spike - "Right through to your BRAIN!"

Spike - "She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?"

Spike - "It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care. So, we got to Brazil, and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything: beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would fliiirt! I caught her on a park bench, making out with a chaos demon! Have you ever seen a chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting. She only did it to hurt me. So I said, 'I'm not putting up with this anymore.' And she said, 'Fine!' And I said, 'Yeah, I've got an unlife, you know!' And then she said... she said we could still be friends. God, I'm so unhappy!"
Willow - "There, there."
Spike - "I mean, friends! How could she be so cruel?"

Spike - "Mmm. That smell... Your neck... I haven't had a woman in weeks."
Willow - "Whoa! No! Hold it!"
Spike - "Well, unless you count that shopkeeper."
Willow - "Now, now, hold on! I-I'll do your spell for you, and, and, and I'll get you Drusilla back, but, but there will be no bottle-in-face, and there will be no 'having' of any kind with me. Alright?"
Spike - "Alright. Get started."
Willow - "Now, I'm not a real witch, you know. I-I don't know if this is gonna work right away."
Spike - "Well, if at first you don't succeed, I'll kill him, and you try again."
Willow - "This isn't enough."
Spike - "What?"
Willow - "Well, there are other ingredients, a-and a-a-a book. I need a, a spell book. This isn't it."
Spike - "You've got one, though, at home?"
Willow - "Not at home. I left it somewhere."
Spike - "Where?"

Spike - "Hello, Joyce."

Spike - "So I'm strolling through the park, looking for a meal, and I happen to walk by, and she's making out with the chaos demon! And so I said, 'You know, I don't have to put up with this.' And she said, 'Fine!' So I said, 'Fine, do whatever you like!' I mean, I thought we were going to make up, you know."
Joyce - "Well, she sounds very unreasonable."
Spike - "She is. She's out of her mind. That's what I miss most about her."
Joyce - "Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right for each other, their lives just take different paths. When Buffy's father and I..."
Spike - "No, this is different. Our love was eternal. Literally. You got any of those little marshmallows?

Spike - "Yeah. You're not invited."
Joyce - "He's crazy. He'll kill us."
Spike - "Not while I breathe. Well, actually, I don't breathe."
Angel - "Joyce, listen to me."
Joyce - "You get out of this house, or I will stake you myself."
Spike - "You're a very bad man."
Angel - "Joyce, you can't trust him. Invite me in."
(Spike pantomimes biting Joyce)
Angel - "You touch her, and I'll cut your head off!"
Spike - "Yeah? You and what army?"

Spike - "I do what I please."

Spike - "Willow!"
Buffy - "You took Willow."
Spike - "You do me now, you'll never find the little witch."
Joyce - "Willow's a witch?"
Buffy - "And Xander?"
Spike - "Him, too."
Joyce - "What, Xander's a witch? I..."
Angel - "Where are they?"
Spike - "Doesn't work like that, peaches. And when did you become all soul-having again? I thought you outgrew that. Your friend's gonna work a little magic for me. She does my spell, I let them both go."
Buffy - "You're not famous for keeping your promises, Spike."
Spike - "Well, you and your great poof here wanna tag along, that's fine. But you get in my way, and you kill your friends."

Spike - "Look, I just need a few supplies, and then I'll take you to... Oh, God."
Buffy - "What's wrong? Not that I care."
Spike - "Oh... My head. I think I'm sobering up. It's horrible. Oh, God. I wish I was dead."
Buffy - "Well, if you close your eyes and wish real hard..."
Spike - "Hey! Back off!"
Angel - "Buffy, we still need him to find the others."
Buffy - "Need him? He's probably just got them locked up in the factory."
Spike - "Well, hey, how thick do you think I am?"

Spike - "Oh, God."
Angel - "Now what?"
Spike - "We killed a homeless man on this bench. Me and Dru. Those were good times. You know, he begged for mercy, and you know, that only made her bite harder."

Spike - "Here's your list."

Spike - "I used to bring her rats. With the morning paper."
Buffy - "Great. More moping. That's gonna get her back."
Spike - "The spell's gonna get her back."
Angel - "Lot of trouble for somebody who doesn't even care about you."
Spike - "Shut your gob!"
Angel - "She really is just kind of fickle."
Spike - "SHUT UP!"

Spike - "What do you know? It's your fault, the both of you! She belongs with me. I'm nothing without her."
Buffy - "That I'll have to agree with. You're pathetic, you know that? You're not even a loser anymore, you're a shell of a loser."
Spike - "Yeah. You're one to talk."
Buffy - "Meaning?"
Spike - "The last time I looked in on you two, you were fighting to the death. Now you're back making googly-eyes at each other like nothing happened. Makes me want to heave."
Buffy - "I don't know what you're talking about."
Spike - "Oh, yeah. You're just friends."
Angel - "That's right."
Spike - "You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both. You'll fight, and you'll shag, and you'll hate each other till it makes you quiver, but you'll never be friends. Love isn't brains, children, it's blood... blood screaming inside you to work its will."
Spike - "I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it. Hmm! Eye of rat."

Spike - "What's your hurry?"
Buffy - "My hurry is my intense desire to get you out of my life. You tend to cause trouble."
Spike - "I'll be out of your life in a few short hours. No trouble at all."

Spike - "Lenny. How have you been?"
Lenny - "Better since you left. You should have stayed gone."
Spike - "Is that right?"

Spike - "This pissant used to work for me."

Spike - "I die, your chums die."

Spike - "This should be a kick."
Buffy - "I violently dislike you."

Spike - "Soft?"
Lenny - "Yeah, like baby food."
Spike - "Well, then, let's give baby a taste."

Spike - "Baby like his supper? Baby like his supper? Why doesn't baby have a nap?"

Spike - "Now, that was fun."

Spike - "Oh, don't tell me that wasn't fun. Oh, God! It's been so long since I had a decent spot of violence. Really puts things in perspective."

Spike - "Oh, yeah. You two. Just friends. No danger there."

Spike - "Oh, sod the spell. Your friends are at the factory."

Spike - "I'm really glad I came here, you know? I've been all wrongheaded about this. Weeping, crawling, blaming everybody else. I want Dru back, I've just gotta be the man I was, the man she loved. I'm gonna do what I shoulda done in the first place: I'll find her, wherever she is, tie her up, torture her until she likes me again."

Spike - "Love's a funny thing."

Spike (singing) - "I plan each charted course, each little step along the highway. And more, much more than this - I did it my way..."