| The Blackadder Songs |
| Theme for Most of The First Series The sound of hoofbeats cross the glade, Good folk, lock up your son and daughter! Beware the deadly flashing blade, Unless you want to end up slaughtered! Blackadder! Blackadder! He rides a pitch black steed! Blackadder! Blackadder! He's very bad indeed! Black! His gloves of finest mole! Black! His codpiece made of metal! His horse is blacker than a vole! His pot is blacker than his kettle! Blackadder! Blackadder! With many a cunning plan! Blackadder! Blackadder! You Horrid little man! Theme for the End of the First Series And now the Wage of Sin is paid, The blade is stuck, the black steed grazes. The only sound across the glade, Is Edmund pushing up the daisies. Blackadder! Blackadder! A shame about the plan! Blackadder! Blackadder! Farewell you horrid man! Series Two, Ep 1, Bells Now Flasheart tweaked the Adder's beard, And now he always shall be single! To fall in love with boys is weird! Especially one without a dingle! Blackadder! Blackadder! His taste is rather odd! Blackadder! Blackadder! The randy little sod! Lord Flasheart! Lord Flasheart! I wish you were the star! Lord Flasheart! Lord Flasheart! You're sexier by far! Series Two, Ep 2, Head His Great-Grandfather was a king, Although for only twenty seconds! When put in charge of beheading, He felt that fame and glory beckoned! Blackadder! Blackadder! No such blooming luck! Blackadder! Blackadder! Elizabethan Schmuck! Blackadder! Blackadder! Nothing goes as planned! Blackadder! Blackadder Life deals him a bum hand! Series Two, Ep 3, Potato Sir Francis and Sir Walter had, Discovered New Worlds and new nations. And though Blackadder thought them mad, He tried his hand at navigation! Blackadder! Blackadder! He saw the ocean foam! Blackadder! Blackadder! He should have stayed at home! Blackadder! Blackadder! He heard the New World call! Blackadder! Blackadder! Discovered Bugger All! |
| Series Two, Ep 4, Money Take heed the moral of this tale, Be not a borrower or lender! And if your finances do fail, Make sure your banker's not a bender! Blackadder! Blackadder! He trusted in the Church! Blackadder! Blackadder! It left him in the lurch! Blackadder! Blackadder! His life was almost done! Blackadder! Blackadder! Who gives a toss? Noone! Series Two, Ep 5, Beer Blackadder couldn't hold his beer, The art of boozing he's not mastered! And I, your merry Balladier, Am also well and truly plastered! Blackadder! Blackadder! A bit like Robin Hood! Blackadder! Blackadder! But nothing like as good! Blackadd*hic* Blackadd*hic* I thought that he had died! Blackadder! Blackadder! Our writers must have lied! Series Two, Ep 6, Chains Beware all ye who lust for fame, The path of life is most uncertain! Prince Ludwig thought he'd one the game, But now the kraut's gone for a Burton! Blackadder! Blackadder! He beat the hun by luck! Blackadder! Blackadder! He's smarter than a duck! Lord Melchett! Lord Melchett! Intelligent and deep! Lord Melchett! Lord Melchett! A shame about the sheep... Blackadder's Christmas Carol Opening Theme He's kind and gen'rous to the sick, He'd never spread a nasty rumour. He never gets on people's wick, And never laughs at toilet humour. Blackadder! Blackadder! He's sickeningly good! Blackadder! Blackadder! As nice as Christmas Pud! Closing Theme Ooh ooh ooh ooh! Woo ooh ooh ooh! Ooh ooh ooh ooh! Woo! (Repeat Twice) Blackadder! Blackadder! Di dum di dum di da! Blackadder! Blackadder! Ti rum ti tum ti ta! Blackadder! Blackadder! Ti rum ti tum ti ta! Blackadder Back and Forth Song (warning, details the ending to Blackadder Back and Forth!) |