Paris Hilton's mother with her blond dyed hair and her dreadlocked hair extensions falling right down to her knees told some Indian men to fuck off when they tried to take a picture of her topless. From the back, she is quite an eye-catcher, but her tits show her real age which must be around 50.
It's almost a celebration when busloads of Indian male tourists sprawl to Middle Vagator beach (they leave their wifes at Big Vagator beach) to watch the Whites and take pictures of them. Obviously, they prefer getting topless Europeans in front of their lenses probably to have some decent artwork for jacking off.
I also saved an Austrian girl, who just arrived the day before, from a huge betise which was to buy a 50Rs quality Sarong for 75Rs. I'm quite good at bargaining and haggling alrready, but you can imagine that the vendor sweared at me and cursed that my return plane shall crash!