Most Uxorious. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jody Gerut
Pimples on His Butt . . . . . . . . . . . . .Joel Pineiro
Don't Ask, Don't Tell. . . . . . . . . . . Wilson Betemit
Just Happy to Be Here . . . . . . . .  . . . . .Mike Rose
Cast as Bluto in Popeye II . . . . . . . . . . .Jack Cust
Most Likely to Appear in Teen Beat  . . . .Chris Snelling
More Britany Spears . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drew Henson
More Christine Aquilera  . . . . . . . . Anderson Machado
Didn't Like the latest Star Wars flick . . Chris Snelling
Big Dictionary . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Damon Flambeau
Temperature Sensitive . . . . . . . . . . .Wilson Betemit
Prefers Poetry to Fiction . . . . . . . . Adrian Gonzalez 
Has Authority Issues . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Tony Mota
Most Eligible . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Drew Henson
A Secret Past Involving Small Animals . . . . Tony Blanco
Just One More Chance .  . . . . . . . . . . . .Ed Yarnall
Clod . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Drew Henson
Least Likely to Learn the Strike Zone . . . .Aaron Rowand