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Did
you know that you can tell from the skin whether a person is sexually active
or not? 1.
Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
hair shine and skin smooth. 2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces
your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and
blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
3.
Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
romantic dinner. 4.
Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable
than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special
sneakers! 5.
Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins into the
bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of
well-being. 6.
The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
7.
Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM. 8. Kissing each day will keep the
dentist away. Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the
teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing
plaque build-up. 9.
Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release the
tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
10. A lot of
lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
