And now, my personal thoughts...
Seriously though, lets give a hand to those boys in blue. I mean, if not for them, you and I both know damn well we'd be speeding all the time. If not for them, donut sales would drop and prices would raise. Just because "Protect and Serve" translates to "Harass and Annoy" doesn't mean that your local *ahem* peace officers aren't doing one hell of a job.
So next time a cop is an asshole, just remember, don't say any of the above things, don't mention that he is nothing more than an armed tax collector, or donut eating fascist, and it's probably not the best idea to mention that he wouldn't be so tough without that big metal penis holstered to his belt. Trust me, I know someone that's done all those, didn't go to well for him.
Last thing
before I go. If you've ever been a victim of a crime, and wondered why
there is never a cop around when you really need one, just remember. You
getting robbed, raped, mugged, murdered, or otherwise victimized is something
that COSTS money to deal with. You getting ticketed, cited, stopped,
fined, etc, is something that MAKES money. E-mail
me if you want a good, affordable (and 100% legal and ethical) way of
jamming that illegal taxation right back up the cops ass next time you endanger
society by not putting on your seatbelt, and it won't cost $300 in lawyer
fee's....
