Bathroom graffiti - 10
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>(A sign I saw at a swimming pool once)
>We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!
>Bathroom graffiti - 11
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>(Another sign seen at a swimming pool)
>Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no P in it.
>Please keep it that way.
>Bathroom graffiti - 12
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>(In the men's room at a Burger King restaurant) It takes the human body
>about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
>It only takes Burger King 10 minutes.