Here I lie in stinky vapor,
>Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
>Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
>Or shall I be forced to use my finger.




Here I lie in stinky vapor,
>Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
>Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
>Or shall I be forced to use my finger.


Some come here to sit and think,
>Some come here to shit and stink,
>But I come here to scratch my balls,
>And read the bullshit on the walls.
>


(Written high upon the wall)
>If you can piss above this line,...
>the Hillsboro Fire Department want's you.


Sign posted in a bathroom)
>We aim to please!
>You aim too! Please!