Politics For Beginners
Socialism
You have two cows : you give one to your neighbour.
Communism
You have two cows : The government takes them both and gives you the milk.
Fascism
You have two cows : The government takes both and sells you the milk.
Nazism
You have two cows : The government takes both and shoots you.
Capitalism
You have two cows : You sell one and buy a bull.
Trade Unionism
You have two cows : They take them from you,shoot one,milk the other and throw the milk away.
Moral
Don't have anything to do with cows.They only bring you trouble.