Gregg's Rules o' Life
Little things you may have missed
#1: If you put an infinite number of monkeys in a room with an infinite number of typewriters, you'll need an infinite number of monkeywranglers to clean up the mess.
#2: You could think of an empty glass as a glass waiting to be filled. Yeah, you could think that way, but you'd be a jackass.
#3: Flies are the most confident of creatures. They spend hours bashing their heads against glass, dead sure, every time, that they'll somehow pass through. I'm sure being really fucking stupid helps, too.
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