This is another dirtier and more cowardly extension of the Drug War. I don't know how it started, or exactly when�seems like it was back in '93 or '94.

A sniffer is a person who starts sniffing around me for apparently no reason, but probably because they think that I do drugs.

At first it didn't bother me, but when they kept doing it, over a long period of time, it really gave me a complex.

Then I started noticing that total strangers started doing it to me, too. Then I noticed that people, generally conservative suburban zeroes, started doing it to other people, generally flamboyant free-spirits.

If anybody out there should stumble on to this page, and has a reasonable explanation for sniffing, please give me a holler.

I reckon it was a Rush Limbaugh stunt, to be honest, because sniffing is all across our nation.

Evidently, the thought among the sniffers is this: "You look like somebody who does drugs, and even though I don't know you and even though you've done absolutely nothing wrong to me, I'm going to walk up behind you or sit down beside you and start sniffing like a god-damned idiot, because I'm a self-righteous, mean-spirited asshole, and it's my right to harass people on a whim."

A sniffing attack is a very, very, very mean thing to do to somebody. But to right-wing pigs, that's half of the fun.

It has a very dangerous ripple effect, because sometimes people actually do have the sniffles due to a cold or allergies, but if you're on the receiving end of a sniffing attack, it gets to the point where you can hardly tell the difference.

To be on the receiving end of an attack makes a person paranoid, defensive, and needlessly anti-social.

So to any sniffers who might come across this page - Fuck you, and die, you pussy sons of bitches.