| Top Ten Ways to Get Rid of Rogue |
| 10. Tell her there's a scientist in Manhattan that can take away her powers. 9. Tell her Gambit is talking to Sabretooth. 8. Put stress on her and have Iceman turn up in an expensive car. 7. Tell her there's a guy walking around outside the institute calling himself "Joseph." 6. Tell her Magneto is back and ruling Genosha, with Quicksilver caught in the middle. 5. Tell her all the male X-Men are "going cheap." 4. Make her cry. Simple. 3. Tell her there's $3 off white hair dye down in the mall. 2. Show her the advertisement in the paper for "Get a new voice-box!" 1. Tell her Cyclops is the new X-Traitor. That'll bring her to Alaska all right! |
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