%player2 raises his/her hand and motions for %player1 to come closer. "Come on, I dare you to step one foot closer."
%player2 acts like Mario, and uses a mushroom to grow bigger!
%player2 poses for the camera during the fight. Must be that good!
%player2 pokes %player1 in the eye.
%player2 screams as loud as he/she can, however it reminds %player1 of a running faucet... Strange voice!
%player2 is on IRC too much, as he/she says "ROFLMAO!" as %player1 tries to act tough.
%player2 daydreams about being a rich Roman in the old times.... Drinking lots of wine, and doing stuff you don't want to talk about!
%player2 says, "Go to H-E-Double Hockeysticks %player1 since you deserve it!"
%player2 tries to think of a good reason about why this duel is going on, and then realizes that beating each other up is so much fun! Though %player1 may beg to differ, since %player1 is such a pacifist. Treehugger!!!
%player2 grabs a calculator, and tries to figure out all the formulas for the Duel. %player2 can't figure it out, since the numbers keep changing!
%player2 says, "Count how many circles I can run!" %player2 doesn't run, but apparently %player1 is counting!
%player2 wonders why he/she can only use a weapon and kick.... Shouldn't you be able to do more?!?!
%player2 notices the most unrealistic thing about the bot... You can keep dueling after you die!
%player2 raises a white flag, but %player1 sets fire to it and tosses it into the grass. Now there is a ring of fire around the battle ground!
%player2 reads the newest short story released, "6 ways to win a Duel"
%player2 gallops around wildly on a mahogany horse named Silverflash, and tramples over %player1
%player2 paints a picture of... %player1 and sells it for a dollar
%player2 meditates, while %player1 draws a clown face on %player2
%player2 jumps and dances happily
%player2 bows before the audience
%player2 yells, "You suck, %player1 $+ !
%player2 thinks he/she is the best Fighter/Defender/Specialist in the game, but %player1 would beg to differ.
%player2 places his/her favorite movie in the DVD player/VCR
%player2 kicks some Botox into %player1 $+ 's hands. What does that mean?
%player2 hands some wafflez to %player1 $+ , uh oh...
%player2 dumps a whole can of baby powder on %player1 --- Submitted by UBerKaiN
%player2 shouts, "I AM THE END OF TIME!" --- Submitted by Jwoad
%player2 screams, "BOOYAH, GRANDMA! BOOYA!" in the face of %player1 --- Submitted by BobDole
%player2 grabs a microphone and yells, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!?!" --- Submitted by Bug
%player2 says, "RAH ROO, KICKED WITH YOUR SHOE!" --- Submitted by Estupido
%player2 yells, "Your ugly and your mama dress's ya funny!" --- Submitted by MarcoPolo
%player2 says, "Hey, I just thought of something really funny... YOUR MOM!!" --- Submitted by shadee
%player2 exclaims, "Let's go duck hunting and %player1 is the DUCK!!! --- Submitted by MarcoPolo
%player2 yells, "You're a nuffinmuffin, %player1 $+ " --- Submitted by cRaZyNeSs
%player2 screams, "You have just won the big fat loser award, %player1 $+ !" --- Submitted by EUK
%player2 remarks, "If it wasn't for people like you Great Britain would be known as Amazing Britain" --- Submitted by EUK
%player2 whispers, "I've seen your type on the radio." -- Submitted by EUK
%player2 says, "You're about as much use as a nitrogen leak in a compression tank." --- Submitted by EUK
%player2 pokes %player1 in both eyes with cockroach claws --- Submitted by cRaZyNeSs
%player2 screams, "SAVE ME CRAZY I'M DROWNING!!!" --- Submitted by [EEVIL]Apollo66