%player1 points and laughs at %player2 since %player1 thinks %player2 is an idiot!
%player1 rolls on the floor laughing at the ugliness of %player2
%player1 holds up nine fingers, and tells %player2 to count them. %player2 says, "Nine Fingers!" %player1 says, "Nope! Eight!" %player2 was very confused
%player1 says, "Guess what will be the last thing you will see?" %player2 replies, "What?" %player1 yells, "This fist!" %player1 smacks %player2 upside the head
%player1 gives a mighty roar cry that sounds like a mouse squeak!
%player1 stands and takes a swig of Everclear. Pretty helpful there... ya drunk
%player1 grabs a bucket of water, and splashes it all over %player2 which causes the rabbit behind him/her to get wet! %player2 calls The Humane Society, as they unleash mosquitoes onto the battlefield.
%player1 tells %player2 to walk off the plank, and then keels over laughing as %player2 actually tries to find a plank! What a dolt!
%player1 sits on the ground, and prepares to study ancient philsophy, as he/she reads a book by the great philosopher... Chanserv!
%player1 says, "I am wise philosopher. I know many thing, this shall be analect. 'One who had bad speech shall lose duel'" %player2 responds, "And this will be my quote, 'Anybody that makes an analect should be slapped!'"
%player1 tries to think of another taunt, but can't come up with anything. %player2 laughs at the lack of creativeness %player1 has.
%player1 shrugs his/her shoulders as %player2 asks, "Can I beat you?"
%player1 pumps some iron while %player2 tries to think of an attack.
%player1 offers the hand of peace! %player2 shakes, but %player1 was just playing a trick and trips %player2
%player1 stretches, and gets ready for some bop-action!
%player1 invents football while %player2 is stretching, but people thought the sport was too rough and football disappeared.
%player1 pulls out the electric guitar, and starts rockin'! However, %player2 is annoyed and smashes the guitar.
%player1 takes a nap, and %player2 pours a bucket of fire ants on %player1
%player1 seizes a ray-gun, and fires all over the place, but missing %player2
%player1 cries, playing a trick on %player2 as %player1 knees %player2 in the nose.
%player1 tries to recruit more people for the bot, but kicks out %player2
%player1 switches on TV, and watches his/her favorite show.
%player1 gives %player2 some Botox! Is there something going on?
%player1 says, "You engage in wafflez!!!!!"
%player1 says, "You suck, %player2 $+ !
%player1 dumps baby powder on his/her hand, and slaps %player2 --- Submitted by UBerKaiN
%player1 screams, "I AM THE END OF TIME!" --- Submitted by Jwoad
%player1 shouts, "BOOYAH, GRANDMA! BOOYA!" in the face of %player2 --- Submitted by BobDole
%player1 yells, "WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!?!" --- Submitted by Bug
%player1 says, "RAH ROO, KICKED WITH YOUR SHOE!" --- Submitted by Estupido
%player1 insults %player2 by saying, "Your ugly and your mama dress's ya funny!" --- Submitted by MarcoPolo
%player1 whispers, "Let's go duck hunting and %player2 is the DUCK!!! --- Submitted by MarcoPolo
%player1 tells %player2 about his/her new thought, "Hey, I just thought of something really funny... YOUR MOM!!" --- Submitted by shadee
%player1 says, "You're a nuffinmuffin, %player2 $+ " --- Submitted by cRaZyNeSs
%player1 remarks, "You have just won the big fat loser award, %player2 $+ !" --- Submitted by EUK
%player1 sez, "If it wasn't for people like you Great Britain would be known as Amazing Britain" --- Submitted by EUK
%player1 whispers, "I've seen your type on the radio." -- Submitted by EUK
%player1 says, "You're about as much use as a nitrogen leak in a compression tank" --- Submitted by EUK
%player1 pokes %player2 in both eyes with cockroach claws --- Submitted by cRaZyNeSs
%player1 screams, "SAVE ME CRAZY I'M DROWNING!!!" --- Submitted by [EEVIL]Apollo66