chains $2 to a pole
chains $2 to a streetlight
chains $2 to a... fire hydrant
chains $2 to a trashcan
chains $2 to a heater
chains $2 to a bench
chains $2 to a chair
chains $2 to his/her computer
chains $2 $+ , but fumbles and chains itself
chains $2 to $nick $+ !! Oops.
chains $2 to a window
chains $2 to a ladder
chains $2 to a keyboard
chains $2 to a mouse
chains $2 to a post
chains $2 to a mailbox
chains $2 and calls a policeman
chains $2 and calls a fireman
chains $2 and calls a doctor
chains $2 and calls a rabbit
chains $2 and calls a wrecking crew. Yeehaa!
chains $2 to a horse. Ever heard of quartering?