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Researchers at Stanford University say they may have found the gene that causes narcolepsy, the disease where people suddenly fall asleep at odd times. If they can find a pill that cures it, the Gore campaign promised to buy the entire supply to spike the punch at his next campaign dinner.

Al Gore said in a speech he thinks it's great that Hillary Clinton is running for the senate in New York and he's not worried about her raising money from Democrats that could have gone to his campaign. In fact, they've already divided up New York City into areas that will give each the best support. Hillary is taking uptown and downtown and Al is taking Chinatown.

If you're in New York in the near future, check out a show called Thwak at the off-Broadway Minetta Lane Theatre. It stars two mimes but only one is silent. The other makes sound effects. Do you know what the technical term is for a mime that makes sound effects?
Al Gore

How did Al Gore break his nose?
Clinton made a fast turn.

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Al Gore and his wife, Tipper, were invited to a swanky 
masked Halloween Party. His wife got a terrible headache 
and told Al to go to the party alone. Al, being a devoted 
husband, protested, but his wife argued and said she 
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there 
was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. 
So Al took his costume and away he went. 

His wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, 
awakened without pain, and as it was still early, 
she decided to go to the party. Since Al did 
not know what her costume was, she thought she would 
have some fun by watching Al to see how he acted when 
she was not with him. 

She joined the party and soon spotted Al cavorting 
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice 
chick he could, and copping a little feel here and a 
little kiss there. His wife sidled up to him, and being 
a rather seductive babe herself, Al left his partner 
high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff 
that had just arrived. 

She let Al go as far as he wished; naturally, since 
he was her husband. Finally Al whispered a little 
proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they 
went to one of the cars and had a little bang. 

Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away 
and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, 
wondering what kind of explanation Al would make for 
his behavior. 

She was sitting up reading when Al came in and asked 
what kind of a time he had. Al said, "Oh, the same 
old thing. You know I never have a good time when 
you're not there." 

Then she asked, "Did you dance much?" 

Al replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. 
When I got there, I met Larry Flint, Janet Reno, and 
some other guys, so we went into the den and played 
poker all evening. But I'll tell you... I loaned my 
costume to Bill and he told me he had a great time!"