Past thoughts of the day!  
 
  Actually, it ends up being a thought of the indeterminate period of time in which I gather the motivation to work on my webpage, but thought of the day sounds better...  
 
  11/1/05: Fun-size candies aren't very fun! (because they're smaller!)  
 
  11/3/05: Who coined the phrase "to coin a phrase"?  
 
  11/6/05: This diaspora is an anathama!  
 
  11/7/05: Said the polygamous lollipop, "I can't stand paperclips!"  
 
  12/4/05: Does anyone even read this webpage??   
 
  2/9/06: Red is not blue. Blue is not nose. Therefore, nose is crayola.    
 
 

Call me when you try to wake her. The Paint College Santa Clause steels (sic) the day. Calypso music enforcers have no belly buttons.   6/13/06

Granola tasted better before I started living off of it. Also, I'm pretty sure the last time I edited this website I didn't know how to spell my middle name. 4/6/08

 

 

 



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