There was once a rather small lawnmower by the name of JHIGGITY. One day, JHIGGITY decided that it was time for him to fixate his brain on top of a flagpole, but he did not have the means to carry out this complex maneuver. He went in search of training in the art of Neuro-Flagpole Fixation. After the first day of traveling, JHIGGITY slew 3 tadpoles and attained level 4. However, on the second day of traveling, he was slain by BIGMOMMA the octopus. The balance of essences was upset because of this, and events immediately embarked from reality and became completely random. A pineapple exploded next to Jason’s ear, causing his head to turn into a container of marmalade. A ferret then became the Prime Minister of Canada, but was assassinated by a grapefruit. Then Pocahontas broke out of prison and insisted she was a German washerwoman, and would have eaten a nickel except Mario assisted the army by running her over with a tricycle. Then it started raining atomic earmuffs and Gandalf turned his phone on speakerphone. Then JHIGGITY came back to life and slew everyone with a paintbrush and order was restored. BY RODRIGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEHEHEHE!!!