RANDOM STORY BY RODRIGO

Once upon a time there was a container of toothpaste named Albert. Albert enjoyed bathing in the sun and throwing macaroni at his alarm clock. One day, Albert decided he needed a break from all of the magic markers, so he ate a chinchilla and evaporated. Meanwhile, Idaho made potatoes illegal and sewed Rachel for giving them 14 fossilized camcorders. In the mean time, Albert had just shot the sheriff when along came his arch nemesis, Zaknafein. “Put your hands to the sky,” said Zaknafein as Drizzt suddenly imploded, killing several termites and causing an innocent bystander to drown in his own saliva. Then someone threw a moccasin at the Eiffel Tower and France seceded from the men’s room.

“A hush fell over the crowd, wounding three.” -Dave Barry