And of course new is always the best because if something ain't new, you just can't be sure! New's the only way to go! NEW NEW NEW!

If that makes you feel nausiated (not nauseous, there is a difference) then good, otherwise you must be a retail consumer freak richie person and you suck. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Yeah you with the turqoise wig and the Renoir painting spray-painted on your shoulder blade.




By the way, good job at finding this link. Look around; there may be other secret ones.
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