The "Victor needs a Date Page"...
As you may know, gentle reader, one of our own is suffering after the treasonist defection of his ex-wife. Victor has been like a brother to us all, and now in his hour or need we come together to:
TRY TO FIND VICTOR DUDOROV A DATE!
WHO IS VICTOR IVANIVICH DUDOROV?
    Victor is a quiet young man from the small siberian fishing village of Noguditstoocoodvik.
Victor, or Vitya as we like to call him, grew up a happy child, running traps with his father and gutting fish. He finished secondary school and
Victor, from his NKVD file
went on to the Army for his two years. After his service He moved to Karkov, and found a job as a machinist's mate working with Arkady Rodinko at the Red Banner Tractor Factory.
     Vitya met and married Natasha Kinskey in May of 1937. Natasha had little Vitya that next July.
     War came. Vitya and Arkady enlisted to fight the Hitlerite hordes. While they were defending the Motherland, Natasha ran off with an American Observer and defected to the United States.
     Now Victor and Arkady have a holy quest, well, two holy quests...o.k., three..., The first is to defeat the NAZI scum who invaded their land, the second is find a store who sells Hustler magizines, and the third is to find Victor a date for the upcoming November Revolution Dance...
What does Victor want in a women?
    There are a few pre-requirements for a woman who wishes to date Vitya;

* Must be a reenactor.
* Must have Class III firearms dealers licence.
* Must own PPsH-41 SMG.
     (if you own a T-34 in working condition the rest is wavable...)
* Must love History.
* Must be fairly pretty. (Vitya lives in Kenctucky now so it is a pretty good bet if you have all your own teeth, you met this critieria...)
* Must not be related to Vitya. (In Kentucky this isn't always a requirement, but Vitya does have some standards...)
* Must shave legs at least once a month.
AND,
* Must never ever look or think about another man...
Dress up is a big part of Vitya's Fantasies
Good things about Victor Dudorov.
--> Victor as a lover.
Vitya is a sensitive person, a caring person, who would give thought to your needs and feelings. He loves quiet walks in the park, sunsets, and poetry.

--> Victor as the breadwinner.
Victor hold a great job with a great future in a great company. I can't tell you with who because of the laws that regulate this site. I can tell you he pulls in three bills a month...(I'm not sure what size, but I know at least three...)

--> Victor as the Intellectual.
O.K. so he's from Siberia...AND he moved to Kentucky...he still completes most of his sentences with the right type of word and can spell resonably well...(unlike me, that is...) Come on, lady cut him a break...

--> Victor as a friend.
You will never find a truer, more loyal, and trusting friend that Vitya...(well, maybe a dog, but Vitya drools less...usually)
This could be you! Vitya is romantic and usually doesn't wear the angel wings to bed!
Could you be the woman for Vitya?
If you think that you are the woman for Vitya and you meet most of the requirements listed above, you can e-mail me, Arkady Rodinko, and after screening I'll send it along to Vitya.
Clark Baggett At North Vernon.
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