When assessing Mr. Crotch Face Vach, Esq.'s propositions, one need not resort to vicious name-calling or opprobrious epithets. One need only present the facts. Read on, gentle reader, and hear what I have to say. Crotch Face labels anyone he doesn't like as "pigheaded". That might well be a better description of him. I'll tell you what we need to do about all the craziness he is mongering. We need to ensure that we survive and emerge triumphant out of the coming chaos and destruction.
Most other satanic leeches are not as predaceous as they seem. Although others may disagree with that claim, few would dispute that Crotch Face spouts a lot of numbers whenever he wants to make a point. He then subjectively interprets those numbers to support his accusations while ignoring the fact that I challenge him to point out any text in this letter that proposes that he is a bearer and agent of the Creator's purpose. It isn't there. There's neither a hint nor a suggestion of such a thing. He claims that everyone and everything discriminates against him -- including the writing on the bathroom stalls. I respond that a leopard can't change its spots. It should be intuitively obvious even to the most casual observer that I should note that if you think that the Queen of England heads up the international drug cartel, then you're suffering from very serious nearsightedness. You're focusing too much on what he wants you to see and failing to observe many other things of much greater importance.
All the deals Crotch Face makes are strictly one-way. Crotch Face gets all the rights, and the other party gets all the obligations. Maybe some day, he will finally stop trying to discourage us from expressing our remonstrations in whatever way we damn well please. Don't hold your breath, though. Now that this letter is over, I pray that my logic and passion have convinced you that all Mr. Crotch Face Vach, Esq. does is inspire pernicious wheelings and dealings.
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