Spek(alias Zoomtard the Swift) is the Phoenix representative of the Norwegian secret Service.
He promotes intercultural awareness and works to undermine the government.
He also likes itty bitty titties.

Spek says 'helvete = hell'

Spek says 'faen = shit'

Spek says 'fitte = pussy'

You say 'like 'you eat penises for brunch, prostitute''

Spek says 'du spiser kuk til lunsj, din hore'

Avatar          Spek-tac-u-lar    [Head of Itty Bitty Titty Committee]. (Phoenix)

His interests include:

• Tricking people into drinking cups of semen
• Pillaging and raping his way across medieval Europe
• Calling vazer a "dam wanker"
• Doing it with whales

• Watching Ally McBeal without dying of boredom.
• ?

Quotes:
Spek says 'getting it on with lucy liu today i think'