Shargate is otherwise known as "Kilty McBagpipes"

Yarr, Shargate is the leader of the Scottish Pirate division of Phoenix.
His responsibilities include:

• Hoisting the mizzenmast
• Lowering the larboard boom
• Spotting bonny hoes amidst the bowsprit
• Making haggis
• Readying the kilts for battle
• Saying "Ahoy!" and "Shiver me Timbers!"

• Booty
• Jesus plus crack whores
• S&M ... whatever that is!
• Booty?

Quotes:
"Gar! I want that thar booty!"