Your mission- should you choose to accept it:
To cruelly degrade and humiliate all pandas.

Pandas? Bullshit.
A panda gets in a ring with me and I'll make it my bitch.
It will come out wearing a dress.
My style is impetous.
I will eat its children.
I will dig up its fat dead panda mother, skull -fuck it and post
the pics on www.interspeciesfacials.com
Pandas?
Get fuckin' real.
We're gonna RULE THE NIGHT...
Mountains will crumble before us.
Pandas will tremble in fear.
Virgins will be sacrificed.
It's gonna be sweet.

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