A portrait of the artist as a young man

Responsibilities include:

• Knowing more than you
• Calling Cafezaki a flibbertigibbet
• Cooking up vitriolic invective about poop: and those who love it
• Keeping the harem in a steady supply of wontons and vaseline

turn ons- Sassiness, uniqueness, childish name-calling

turn offs- predictability, cliches, bad grammar/spelling, Tori Spelling

debate tactics - ad hominem, argumentum ad ignorantiam, half truths, red herring, general rudeness.

Favorite pronunciation of whore - Boston accent: "hoo-ah". You hoo-ahs get in my cah so we can go drink at a bah.

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